Friday, January 1, 2021

Weird, Stupid and Funny Signs and Ads


Signs, advertisements and billboards are a weird game. Every joke advertisement is a bit of a risk. Some are dumber than others. Sometimes a sign's pun game is simply too strong. Some advertising fails, like the magazine layout fails are total accidents. Sometimes signs are just straight up scary.

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Fast food - IT JUST TASTES (BURGER KING BETTER IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY MED 05-6,25 MEAL Fil your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yeam tor BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef paty, topped with American cheese. crispy onions and the A.1 Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce.

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Poster - Blow ih her face and she'll follow you anywhere. Hit her with tangy Tipalet Cherry. Or rich, grape y Tipalet Burgundy. Or luscious Tipalet Blueberry. It's Wild! Tipalet. It's new. Different. Delicious in taste and in aroma. A puff in her direetion and she'll follow you, anywhere. Oh yes..you get smoking satisfaction without inhaling smoke. Smokers of America, TIPALET TİPALET TIPALET TIPALET. do yourself a flavor. Make your next cigarette a Tipalet: New from Muriel. About 5 for 25<.

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Oreo - Triple Double OREO Triple De OREO ONAL

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Billboard - YOUR MOUTH IS ROUND FOR A REASON QT CCTAROIANEL

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Skin - We're about to reveal something you'll really drool over. What a tease. Arby's introduces enciting new menu kems including the Roastauroer" Hs the burger done belter Untortunately. you'l Nave to wait unti March for the full mouthwatering experience. Arby's I'm thinking Arby's.

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Billboard - Guess what's coming? NEWPORTAQUARIUM A Milion Gallona of Fun LAMAR

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Boxing glove - YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY SNICKERS SATISFIES

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Camera - Shoot your girlfriend. Porasonie LUMK DMC-FZI50 comera Panasonic High spoed shots even at night

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Billboard - "I did WHAT with my sister?" O DANIE'S WHISKE friends at Jak Duiahni

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Product - Ball oons SACKVILLE STREET Wediting Shon Contoc Party FREE PUMP with ery Is your website embarrassing you? nettl Get :one that works on mobiles netti.com

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Head - STOP NE THE VÍOLENCE DONT TEXT AND. DRIVE ecoviA

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Poster - VOTE 1 CREEN THE man ELECTION WIN $100000 Miss Green, working the polls.

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Billboard - 654-7222 ADente Dental JIM Snyder, DDS IAM TOOTH! GUARDIANS OF THE GUMS BRACES $199/MONTH Burkhart

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Logo - NOW HIRING Join the most stressfyl work environment BENCH MARK Ihink berond www.benchmark-ad.com

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Facial expression - For a better start in life start COLA earlier! How soon Is too soon? Pry Aeshe Lidenye Bst Pawali Not soon eneugh. Laborstory sests over the las few yean have proven that babiea who san diking soda during that -Glesy endal eaely formative period heeah higher chance of paining cceptance and "fting in" during those awkwad pre-inen and toen years Sa, do yourself a tavor. Do your child a faver Start them em a strict egimen of soda and other wgary cartonated beverages right now, f

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Advertising - ILLINNOYED by higher taxes? COME TO Indiana A State that Works AStateThat Works.com MID-AMERICA

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Billboard - "LOOK MOM, =ER NO HANDS!" WAIT a3Medical Center of McKinney ASTERTL.COM 4-847 CUTYRONT

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Billboard - If alcohol is not the answer, change the question. Lee's Discount Liquor LAMAR)

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Billboard - WE CAN PLEASE YOUR WIFE 3 DAYS A WEEK. CAN YOU? DIMP Fine furniture. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. GOARCNANNE SHEELY CENTER.

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Advertising - TITAN You can never be too thin. Fatgel Crisps

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Billboard - Child Support Blues? Should Have Been A VASECTO MAN VasectoMan.com

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Text - First TOO HOT TO KEEP CHANGING SIGN SIN BAD JESUS GOOD DETAILS INSIDE United Methodist Church

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Advertising - HOT SHINGLES Firehotise IN YOUR AREA. Roofing OWNED OUTD OR BADVER ING INGINC COM OPERATED FIREHOU

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Property - HHOWARD Family Dental WE DO OUR BUSINESS IN YOUR MOUTH 264 8408 Kevin Rit ola, DMD 159 Altama Connector

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Sky - WHO YA GONNA CALL? NOBODY... YOU'RE DRIVING

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Advertising - ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP. ILLITERACY FOUNDATION 306 MAIN STREET LARAR

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Property - URBAN EARTH Nursery in Fremont YOU CANT PLANT FLOWERS IFU HAVENT BOTANY

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Advertising - Wearehaving BIG FUN in URANUS ROUTE 8 Miles AheadFT 163 66

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Banner - Protsona Fonty H Coe WASABI ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI " $16 PER PERSON EVERYDAY FOR DINNER

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Billboard - Don't Get a Divorce... Just Get a Bigger House Chris Clarke The Real Estate Guy AREMAX BHatman Reaty La 416 462.1888 chrisclarket 1203 om OCBS

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Nose - Diet dodge: Enjoy an ice cream cone shortly before lunch. Sugar can be the willpower you need to undereat. When you're hungry, it usually means your energy's down. By eating something with sugar in it, you can get your energy up fast. Ia fact, sugar is the fastest energy food around. And when your energy's up. there's a good ehance you'll have the willpower to undereat at mealtime. How's that for a sweet idea? Sugar...enly 18 calories per teaspoon, and it's all energy. Sugar Information G

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Advertising - ADAMS America's First Recycled Water Outhouse SPrings OUTHOUSE SPRINGS

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Billboard - Do it for Mom freeHIVtest.net AHE Wagner

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Poster - NICO TIME CIGARETTES THE SMOOTH TASTE EXPECTANT MOTHERS CRAVE!

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Advertising - INJURED? CALL 338-0900 BAVID KEMIE *THE ATTORNEY THAT ROCKS Principal Office - Austin, TX 125

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Billboard - "I'M A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT. LOOK AT ME NOW." BUZZ -The Church of Lazlo WEEKDAYS 3PM-7PM TERONT

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Billboard - Time for Silberman's Fitness Center. 899-9501 VIACOM

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Billboard - But I Poop From there!

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Banner - Restaurant we nave "CRABS"

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Signage - SONIC America's Drive-In CHICKEN LOSES JOB CHICKEN IS BROKE CHICKEN STRIPS $3.79 He CAS MAL

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Text - CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT ON YOUR WORKOUT Reebok THE SPORT OF FITNESS HAS ARRIVED

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Poster - We get "into" helping bi you hear. Willoughby Hearing Ald Centers www.willhear.com

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Gelato - Mint Ogre-load SHREK AelO TOREEAFTPR 3D I'm lovin' it McFlurry

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Billboard - LEATOWAY Are you asian and don't want to be? Tere's HOPE for change. uth Ministry TruthMinistry.com

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Advertising - Save the Whales LOSE THE BLUBBER: GO VEGETARIAN. PCTA BEB OUTDOOR

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Advertising - Cheap enough to say, Phuket l'll go. AirAsia Over 93 Asian destinations. Book online at airasia.com bishopp HEUMAN 489

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