Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Dad Asks Daughter To Lie To Grandparents About Black Boyfriend


Dad asks the people of Reddit if he's a jerk for telling his daughter she can't introduce her African American boyfriend to her grandparents.

This dad asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for asking his daughter to lie to her grandparents about her black boyfriend. Many folks seem to think that he's in fact a huge ass, and definitely overstepped with that kind of request. 

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Green Beret Special Forces Medic's Story Reduces Joe Rogan To Tears


Justin Lascek describing to Joe Rogan how his perspective changed after losing his legs from an explosion while on his second deployment in Afghanistan, is an absolute feels trip.  

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Lady Tries To Be Funny With Orders In McDonald's, Literally Nobody Cares


How many times is she going to bother with ordering the "McLobster" before she realizes that literally nobody cares about her "joke"? Things somehow get even more awkward when she McFalls. 

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Airport Ramp Worker Stops Out Of Control Vehicle


Talk about a clutch, heads up move by the ramp worker in this dangerous situation. That machine was possessed. Fortunately someone was around, ready to react, and ultimately handle the chaos. 

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Hiring Managers Share What Resumes Got Applicants Rejected Or Approved


Hiring managers share the things that got applicants approved or rejected.

Someone on AskReddit asked for hiring managers to share the CVs and resumes they've come across that either got the applicant an immediate foot in the door, or rejection. A little humor can definitely go a long way for getting in the good graces of a hiring manager who's bored by an endless procession of identically lifeless resumes. 

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Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Scottish Twitter


A collection of funny and entertaining tweets from people on Scottish Twitter.

Scottish Twitter does an amazing job at capturing the Scottish culture. It's pretty much impossible to not read these in your head with a Scottish accent. The lad really does have a point with curry turning to a weird sticky paste after being left out for a bit. 

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Really Not Good Signs And Designs


Sign and design fails.

If you're in the business of writing copy, designing signs, or making products, it's best to get a fresh set of eyes to look over that bad boy before calling it good. Seriously, there are too many people who mess up their one job. Apart from that stupidity, sometimes products and things are designed by jerks to manipulate you, and that's even worse.

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Tweet Says Family Of Four Struggles On $350K A Year


Tweet saying that a family of four struggles on $350K a year gets roasted on Twitter.

A tweet from the folks at @MarketWatch is drumming up quite a bit of backlash, after suggesting that a family of four with $350K a year is struggling. Twitter users are pointing out all the "ridiculous" expenditures that are still being included, for a family that is apparently struggling. 

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Creepy Behaviors From Women That Weird Men Out


Creepy Behaviors women do that make men uncomfortable.

With all the intensely creepy things men do, you kind of forget that there are some women out there who overstep people's boundaries as well. Sometimes it get really bad and guys have to escape from dangerous dates. Here are some things some women do that are sort of normalized that men still find creepy.

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Girl Asks To Get Ruined, Gets Roasted To Oblivion


Girl asks to get ruined, and proceeds to get roasted hard by Redditors.

Never underestimate just how low Redditors will swing when it comes to brutally roasting someone. We hope this young woman was up for the roasts, cause people did anything but take it easy on her. 

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Luxury Car Dealership Treats Customer Like Dirt, Ends Up Washing His Car Instead


Luxury car dealership wants to treat a customer poorly, so they end up washing their car.

When this dad showed up at a luxury car dealership not looking the part of a wealthy customer, the employees proceeded to not take him seriously. They were rude and judgmental, and ultimately paid the price. Dad gets the sweet satisfaction of enjoying free car washes from the very people who wrote him off in the first place. 

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Absolute Units Too Mighty For This Little World


A collection of images showing off giant, absolute units that are too strong for this world.

These absolute units are just too big and mighty for our miniature little world. Some absolute units are still somehow adorable as hell, while others can be genuinely terrifying. These 10 absolute units would be a true spectacle to see in real life. Especially that cow! 

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Dudes Drive Air Powered Couch to Drive Thru


The title says it all. These guys have an airboat style fan that they've strapped to a tasteful sofa and thrown that on some wheels. And they're off to get some food. What a marvel of engineering.

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Tumblr Thread Does The Math On Eating "A Whole Jesus"


Tumblr thread answers the question how many wafers and wine it would take to eat jesus' body weight.

Tumblr can get down into some wild rabbit holes, like what Disney does with its dirty pictures and what day Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. So here we have a simple question of how many wafers and wine you'd have to consume in order to, as a child says, "eat a whole Jesus." Gotta love an inquisitive mind.

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Chefs Disclose Red Flags That Customers Should Be Wary Of


Chefs share the various red flags that you should keep an eye out for while eating out at restaurants.

Someone on AskReddit asked for chefs to share the red flags that customers should keep a critical eye out for, while eating out. The following insights serve as a guide for how to avoid a potentially high risk, food poisoning situation. Gotta watch out for those dirty soda dispenser nozzles, man. 

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Unfortunate Moments That Threw Folks for A Loop


Fails, unfortunate and wtf moments that are bad.

If you thought a regular day was hard, lets reel that back with a few images of people and stuff in weirdly bad and not normal circumstances. Some days life is just aching togive people a bad time. All we can do in those unfortunate moments is understand that they don't happen all the time.

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