Sunday, January 31, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Russell Wilson Took a Stab At Creative Writing to Express His Love and Ended Up Just Using the First Thing He Googled
Russell Wilson wanted to shout his love from the Twitter tops with (more than one) #WomanCrushWednesday posts about Ciara. He searched desperately for the words to describe her beauty and settled on a mash-up of corny, poetic words from the first creative writing website he found.
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You Can Rent the Ultimate Netflix and Chill Room for Just $400 a Night
Look, people in New York have to pay for their apartments somehow, so why not by letting people do the meme secks in their bed?
Presenting the Netflix & Chill room, available for rent on Airbnb for just $400 a night (and yes, at least one person has already booked a stay):
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Eating Mail is a Hell of a Drug
If the warning in the beginning of this video didn't tip you off, there's graphic and offensive language and a few flashes of the guy's taint.
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Friday, January 29, 2016
Dafuq is Wrong With This Goat, and Why is It Making That Sound?
Apparently it's a mating related noise, but that doesn't make it any less weird.
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Michael Phelps Hops Around in a Speedo As Part of the Curtain of Distraction at Arizona State Basketball Game
The 'Curtain of Distraction' is well known at Arizona State University as a hilarious sports tactic. This time Michael Phelps came out Magic Mike style to prevent a few free throws. Just look at those sweet moves, the opposing team was bound to miss.
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Every Adam Sandler Movie Is Connected, and Not Just By Their Poor Ratings
Language Warning: Late in the video, some clips from Sandler's work get a little saucy with the language.
Comedian Shawn Kohne calls it "The Sandlerverse".
via @TheUniBaller
He maps out, in detail how every Sandler movie is related. He even goes so far as to take into account other movies from SNL alumni and his comedy albums as well.
As interesting as this conspiracy theory of the growing Sandlerverse is, it's doubtful this revelation will save us from more movies by Adam Sandler. It almost makes them seem worth it though... almost.
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Trolled Advice Columnist Wraps Up an Episode of Seinfeld in One Paragraph
An unknown prankster sent in the plot of a two-part Seinfeld episode to the advice columnist Amy Dickenson. The episode in question is called "The Boyfriend" and just as the prankster writes, it deals with Jerry meeting his sports idol who then goes on to date Elaine.
Amy answered as if it was any other question with a short paragraph that offers solid advice and would have probably cut the end of the episode very short.
She admits on her own website that she missed the joke but she seems pretty good humored about it:
Every once in awhile, I get punked by a villainous, fun-loving reader. I have some affection for these episodes because I often think that if I didn’t actually have a job, punking advice columnists is exactly what I would do with my time. But alas I do have a job and so I am left with the task of sharing my humiliation, as well as trying to enjoy readers’ reactions.
Here's the beginning of the episode in question:
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Thursday, January 28, 2016
The Photoshop Battle Based on This Smug Little Goat Will Satisfy the Snootiest of Critics
Did you just turn your nose up at us? You think you're so much better than us, don't you, tiny goat? Well, we'll show you! Someday... For now we'll just enjoy these amazing photoshops of said smug little goat, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest internet connoisseur.
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The Best Part of the Kanye/Khalifa Twitter Beef, Wasn’t Even Their Actual Beef
Kanye West used to date Amber Rose, who later married and then divorced Wiz Khalifa. Now Kanye is married to Kim Kardashian and Khalifa is married to weed. Khalifa made a tweet about his "KK" pot, Kanye misunderstood and dragged Amber Rose into the conversation because who knows why? Amber Rose responded and gave us the best hashtag of 2016 yet: #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch. There was also much talk about pants, are you ready for your memes yet? Good.
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Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Made a 'Africa' Music Video While on Safari
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