Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Nickelodeon Uploads High Quality Version Of Sweet Victory Performance From Spongebob Squarepants


Bro move. Halftime shows will NEVER get any better than this. 

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10 Hilarious Times Kids Had Zero Filter And Brutal Truths Ensued


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What would we do without kids being around to break right through all the half-truths and BS. They just give it to people straight! 

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How Pablo Escobar Created Colombia's Hippo Problem


You know you're an obscenely wealthy drug lord when you've got your own damn zoo open to the public. 

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29 Sumptuous Mullets That Are Pure Magic


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Hopefully all these mullets being in the same place doesn't interrupt the time space continuum. You don't necessarily, absolutely need these, but you also do. 

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17 Times Fragile-Hearted Idiots Didn't Get Satire


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Remember to check your sources, or you might end up like one of these doofuses, getting mad over something that you didn't even realize was a joke.

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Mom Buys Energetic Toddler New Spider Toy And Lives To Regret It


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I think this story's just going to make people want to buy them more! Pretty damn creepy, but absolutely hilarious. 

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Mortified Woman's Worst Date Ever Involves Funeral And Things Get Even Worse


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If he asks you to wear a black dress, you'd best clarify what that entails. From there, I'm honestly at a loss for words over how that shituation got any worse. Clearly this poor guy was so blinded by grief, he failed to connect the dots on just how ridiculous his +1 scenario was. 

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Mom's Bee Costume Is the Most Wholesome Amazon Review of All Time


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Yeah, you can't take your eyes off the wholesomeness. 5 stars. 5 Stars over and over. Can't bee-lieve how wholesome this is.

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14 Times Scottish People Were Hilariously Confusing On Social Media


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Never change you beautiful Scottish bastards. We don't necessarily understand what you're saying, but it's definitely entertaining trying to. 

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27 Unexpected Times Rules Backfired Absolutely Terribly


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You've got to get real specific when it comes to rules unless you want to deal with people finding ALL the loopholes. Outside of that, sometimes you end up confronting an entirely avoidable scenario that only came about because you told someone not to do the thing. See Prohibition era. 

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Tumblr Users Are Enraged Over The News About Adult Content Being Banned


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Tumblr opened the floodgates to hell itself today when they revealed they'll be banning adult content come December 17th. Users will have an opportunity to challenge Tumblr's decision in scenarios where they feel a mistake has been made. Tumblr recognizes as well that this will be an ongoing process of polishing up its automated tools (approval/disapproval) feature to ensure the content subject to being banned is in fact explicit. That being said, the people of Tumblr and the fans of free-flowing, unconstrained media on the internet have spoken; and they are not pleased. Actually, that's the vast understatement of the day. 

Their collective blood pressure's higher than a testosterone-charged, red-faced angry hockey dad, who just watched his kid miss the last-second shot on an empty goal to win the State Championship. Take a look at our selection of their brash, occasionally comprehensive reactions to Tumblr's decision. 

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17 Shook People Share the Most Lawfully Evil Things They've Ever Seen


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Just because something is legal to do, does not mean it's the right thing to do. Here are some serious A-holes who sadly got what they wanted.

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24 Cringeworthy Hair Monstrosities from the 80s


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Say what you will about kids today, we haven't seen hair this big since the 1980s. How did this ever go out of style?

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