Friday, October 25, 2019

Clever Comebacks That Crushed Their Victims


A collection of brutal and clever comebacks from the wordsmiths at Reddit.

Sometimes a comeback is just too clever for its own good. People really make an art form of the comeback nowadays. With morons spewing out all kinds of BS on social media, there are just too many opportunities to pass up. 

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Divorcees Share When They Knew It Wasn't Going To Work


People that got separated or divorced in a year share when they knew it was a mistake.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that got married or entered into a relationship, to share when they knew it was a mistake. Maybe keep an eye out for these warning signs, if you feel like you and your loved one have been off as of late. 

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Customer Service Memes That Are Too Real


A collection of funny and random customer service memes.

Anyone who has ever muddled through the grind that is working customer service will connect with these painfully relatable memes. On a good day, maybe only one customer drives you nuts. On the other days however, it can begin to feel like the whole world is against you. 

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Jimmy Fallon Embarrasses Jessica Biel Over NSYNC Shade


Jessica Biel tossing that shade toward NSYNC from way back in the day. She'd "heard of them." Apparently they were cool. 

Bob Ross Beating The Devil Out Of It Synced Up 25 Times at Once


The way it all comes together is just a feast for all the senses. Except maybe taste I guess. But still, the way this syncs up so good is just darn satisfying.

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Lawyers Share What They Can't Believe Is Legal Or Illegal


Lawyers reveal their biggest surprises in terms of what's illegal and legal.

Someone on AskReddit asked for lawyers to share their biggest surprises when it came to what was legal/illegal, upon going through law school and learning the ins and outs of the justice system. Some of these are the very definition of outdated, and it's a true wonder the laws are still standing. While others are just a little bit silly. Like, in France it's illegal to name a pig "Napoleon." 

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Twitter Users Share The Rejected Commandments


Twitter users share their most creative and ridiculous rejected commandments.

Twitter users are breaking out the best and worst of their imagined "Rejected Commandments." These commandments didn't quite make the "formal cut" but that doesn't meant that our chaotic world wouldn't benefit just a little bit from people abiding by them. Especially that whole bit about people looking where they're going while driving. Sheesh. 

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The Spiciest Shenanigans That Went Down At People's High Schools


Crazy and wtf things that happened at people's high schools.

Everyone's high school experience was a little different. Some kids were incredibly dumb. Sometimes a cool teacher did someone a solid. Other times, like these ones, things went off the rails. It always seemed like all the craziest stuff happened at the school that you didn't go to. 

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Guy Lies About Biggest Fear On Game Show, Ends Up Winning Car


Guy lies about his biggest fear on a gameshow, and ends up winning a car.

This guy went on a game show, which decided to put its contestants through the rounder when it came to confronting their biggest fears. As it turns out, he wasn't completely honest about his biggest fear. He said it was something to do with creepy crawlers, and ended up walking through a room filled with cockroaches. 

Alright, that sounds pretty terrifying to me. Regardless, it wasn't his biggest fear. He ends up winning the game show, and with that victory, a car. Sounds like his family was a little split on whether or not that was a genuine victory, or if he's a jerk for lying about his biggest fear. I'm thinking the dude walked through a room of cockroaches and absolutely deserves a car. 

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Multi-Level Marketing Hun Gets Confronted With The Facts, Can't Handle It


Multi-level marketing woman gets told the facts about her shady business.

Multi-level marketing "companies" are shady businesses that use a pyramid scheme model to rope in desperate people and encourage them to "be their own boss" by hawking stuff like health and beauty supplements to their friends and family over Facebook. The odds that anyone will ever be successful at these is incredibly small, and the companies often pass on the costs to their own "employees," which results in stuff like this guy who reconnected with a high school friend after his dad died so he could sell health supplements.

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Unique Insults From The World's Spiciest Vocabularies


A collection of brutal insults that ruined people on social media.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of brutal insults that laid utter waste to people acting foolish online. These particular insults are definitely more creative. 

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Guy Dodges A Bullet While Date Texts Him Paragraphs


Crazy woman texts a guy paragraph after paragraph while he's in a meeting.

There is a lot going on here. The internet is absolutely bursting with so called "nice guys" freaking out at alarmed women that it's a little more rare to see the guy having to escape from dangerous dates. Seriously, there are a lot of disastrous dates with nice guys.

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Jealous Wife At Wedding Can't Handle The Dancing


The jealousy is ferociously strong with this one. 

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Half-Brother Steals Money From Father With Alzheimer's, Gets Written Out Of Will


Half-brother steals money from father with Alzheimers, and proceeds to get written out of the will.

This half-brother got himself written off his father's will, for being a genuinely terrible human being. That's the lowest of the low, man. Stealing from your dad who has Alzheimer's. Sounds like the half-brother really got what was coming to him. 

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Times That People Died Inside


A collection of times that people died inside, as told on an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share when they died inside. The resulting stories are full of humiliation. You wouldn't want to find yourself stuck in the middle of any of these situations. 

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Dr. Phil Confessional Has All The Hilarious Sound Bites


Dr. Phil confessional has all the funny sound bites you could ever imagine.

Dr. Phil took to Twitter with a viral video that has him asking all the hard questions about all the strange and incomprehensible modern day lingo. Naturally, Twitter users were beside themselves. Outside of the context for this video, it's even weirder to observe how Dr. Phil's face never really changes. The man very well might be made of Play-Doh. 

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