Thursday, February 18, 2021

Star Wars Fan Plays Imperial March On Coffee Stirrer


The force is strong with this guy's unconventional "music skills." 

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Downhill Skier Makes Insane Save After Crashing At 75MPH


Anyone who has ever skied knows that the sport can bring with it gnarly moments where you lose control while ripping down a slope, and wipe out like you never thought possible. Now, factor in the fact that this downhill skier was screaming down the mountain at a measly 75MPH, and then consider the fact that they were still able to make a recovery, and you've got nothing short of a miraculous event. 

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Snow Falling Off Roof Has Major Guitar Hero Vibes


We could try to say that this is satisfying to watch, which it kind of is. We could also say that it's weird and interesting to see a fun example of physics at work in real life. But mostly, snow falling off a roof in extremely uniform pieces and in kind of a grid pattern just gives us major flashbacks to the guitar hero/rock band days. It's enough to make DragonForce start playing in your head.

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Most Ridiculous Reasons Adults Threw Temper Tantrums


Just because you grow older and occasionally more wizened by the endless series of curveballs that life decides to throw your way doesn't mean that you're not susceptible to giving in to a full on childish temper tantrum. Sometimes, you simply wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and you hit your breaking point out of nowhere. Or, perhaps you end up being on the receiving end of a particularly irrational breakdown. Maybe you're out and about, minding your business at a grocery store, waiting in line patiently, only to end up seeing an adult completely lose themselves over an item that they thought was discounted, but come to realize is actually selling at full price. Or, better (worse?) yet, you're out driving around and realize that you're sharing the road with another driver who seems bent on making everyone else's life miserable by recklessly navigating the road with nothing but rage in their eyes.

You really never know when you're going to cross paths with someone who has ceased to maintain their grasp on peace. The moment that you witness that temper tantrum present itself though, that's when it gets very real, very quickly. It ultimately can fall on you to proactively, mindfully work to diffuse the situation as soon as possible. The thing about catching someone in the middle of a temper tantrum is that they're most often likely to lash back out at anyone and everyone that's just trying to help them settle down. Sometimes the best course of action can be to simply remove yourself from the environment altogether.

With that being said, these folks were certainly tested when they found themselves sharing space with someone who basically lost their mind for a hot second. We're not sure if the general reaction when you see one of these kinds of temper tantrums is panic, compassion, or more anger. In these tumultuous times that we all find ourselves muddling through, it seems like more than ever people are hitting their breaking limits. The world's always been a mess of chaos and life has certainly always loved to be difficult. But when you find yourself living through an era marked by historical adversity, it's particularly tough to keep that head above water and not lose sight of the fact that the hard times will give way at one point or another to just a little bit of that long sought after peace.

At the end of the day, we only hope that these adults were able to learn from their momentary temper tantrums, put the pieces back together, and crack on to do things a bit better and more calmly in the future. That's all you can really do. Just learn from the times that you weren't able to share the best version of yourself with the rest of the world. And I mean, hey, you might even be able to look back at the most ridiculous temper tantrums from a vantage point in the future that has you laughing over just how ridiculous things ended up getting.

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Font - ogier_79 · 2d Worked for a cellular company and a woman was in with her parents and they were making her get off their plan. She was non-stop complaining how unfair it was. Parents were matter of factly being like this is happening. Tried to tell them she'd just pay for her portion, parents calmly replied she'd said that before and hadn't. Complained that they could afford it. Parents calmly ignored her. Whined about how much more it cost for her to have her own plan than stay on theirs.

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Rectangle - CatPawSoup · 2d A grown woman berate an innocent Walgreens employee because they were out of Hilshire Farms baskets and she NEEDED them. The holidays are not fun for retail workers. Reply 299 ...

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Rectangle - Chalupachamp• 2d 3 2 Awards Once had a thirty year old woman throw a screaming tantrum with tears and threaten to sue my company because we had been out of FarmVille gift cards for weeks and her crops or animals would die or something. Reply 1.1k ...

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Font - feliciates · 2d 3 1 Award My friend's boss, a VP, freaked out over the colors on the slides for his presentation. Now you have to know, he picked the colors and the graphics department told him the combo wasn't a good choice but he insisted so they made them up his way. Then when he saw them projected (this was in the olden days when presentation were projected onto screens) he freaked out. I know all about this since I had a front row seat to the festivities because he called my friend w

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Font - Neat_Consequence8289 · 2d I worked in retail for a while, so this was a common occurrence. The best example was one day a man came into our store (a popular eyeglass store) and I helped him try on some glasses, walked him through lens types. Seemed perfectly nice. Then we get to the paying portion and he demanded I give him a discount. Everything in the store had a fixed price point and it was very corporate and we couldn't give discounts. Not me, not the managers, no one. Dude then threw

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Rectangle - horselovermidwest · 2d My mom threw a burger back into the drive-thru window at McDonald's because it had pickles on it. She told them no pickles. She was screaming at them and they threatened to call the cops. I sank so low in my seat. Reply 129 ...

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Font - jbafofi4 · 2d S 1 Award This exchange I had a few years ago with a customer who was upset that we wouldnt...stop the sun and moon aligning for her... Her: Why are you doing a solar eclipse program at noon? Me: Because the eclipse is happening at around 12pm... Her: Why cant u just wait to have the program once kids get out of school so they can be here to see it? Me: ..Well i can't control when an eclipse occurs...it's a cosmic event... If we wait until kids are out of school, the eclipse

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Font - Monkey-Tamer · 2d Wife had a client whose mom came to every family court hearing. At one hearing opposing counsel hooted, hollered, and waived his hands a lot for about ten minutes. My wife stood up, quoted the relevant statute and sat down. The judge ruled in her favor. Client's mom goes off because the other guy was the better attorney according to her. After my wife won the hearing by following the law. Mom isn't allowed to set foot in my wife's firm for that stupidity. If you want to

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Organism - bpanio · 2d My friends mother has problems with every woman he has ever brought home. His current girlfriend is an absolute delight, especially considering his ex. But she finds reasons to be upset with her. The stupidest thing she has been upset with was because his girlfriend moved a towel apparently. Reply 375 ...

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Font - tim_to_tourach • 2d When my wife and I were still dating we had a roommate who freaked out over basically everything. She started crying over a game of Monopoly, started crying over a game of Pandemic, yelled at me because I asked if she used my vegetable broth, and smashed a ceramic bowl across my face because I asked her to keep her cat in her room for a little bit (like my wife and I were doing with our cat) after our cats got in a fight. Reply 414 ...

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Rectangle - fumor · 2d In high school, my younger sisters knew someone who became so distraught when Justin Timberlake broke up with Britney Spears that she had to stay home from school. Reply 567 ...

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Rectangle - taytay1249 · 2d Went to the store with my friend and her mother and she made a scene because her mom wouldn't get her a more expensive laptop than the one she chose. Like a toddler level scene in front of everyone. I almost left, she was 17... Reply 281 ...

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Rectangle - cutiegirl88 · 2d I made a 3 point turn and part of my wheel touched her driveway "this is private property, get out of my driveway" Reply 1 471 ...

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Rectangle - FeralBanshee · 2d I served them on the wrong side of the register. She stormed back and yelled at me. She said she was hard of hearing and I said I didn't know that. "WELL YOU DIDN'T ASK!" Why would I ask? "What're you, deaf?" lol Reply 139 ...

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Font - 86sleepypenguins · 2d This middle-aged woman wanted to buy a TV from the store I used to work at. For some reason, there was an extremely cheap price tag on the box. I don't remember the exact price but it was less than $20, while the TV actually cost a couple hundred. She insisted the price tag had always been there and therefore we had to sell it to her for that amount (even though all the other tvs of that type had the correct price on them.) When the employee said no, she demanded to

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Font - Boomtownboys • 2d A lady in my college math course was so angry i got the right answer and she didnt went beserk and stabbed me in the arm with a pencil. Also another lady tried to bring in expired ink and demanded we give her $11 per cartridge. I said we can do $2, as this is national store policy. She got mad, and threw the bag of expired ink at me when i turned around to grab a box for the ink Reply 1 50 ...

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Font - taytay1249 · 2d My roommate invited a friend to our house and we got the nintendo 64 out and played some mario party. I got to stole a star and because she had the most stars, it stole her friend's star. I swear to god, she got so mad she left our house. Got up, took her coat and boots and left my house. And she actually never spoke to me again! She said it wasn't because I stole her star but because I said she was acting like a child when she got up and left Imao she was almost 30 Reply

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Smile - FullaLead · 2d Their poorly maintained attic stairs broke and caused me to fall and scratch their floor. Led to a multiple hour argument about who needs to fix them and how. Reply 32 ...

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Font - ZacRMS1 · 2d I used to work at Starbucks during college. A woman came into the cafe, ordered a drink extra hot took one sip and then spit out all over the cafe because it burned her tongue. She demanded to speak the store owner and threatened to press charges. Screaming her head off and making a giant scene the entire time. This woman was at least in her 50s. People are crazy. Reply 32 ...

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Smile - fermenttodothat • 2d My dad started yelling at the self checkout because it kept telling him to put things back in the bagging area. Reply 89 ...

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Mad Lads Who Blazed Their Own Trail


Life has all this boring convention and expectation to it. That's why mad lads who play by their own rules can be such a refreshing change. The mad lads of the world are out doing shenanigans, subverting the world's expectations, and going the extra mile for their own ridiculous ends. It's all about those mad lads who play the game their way.

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Font - its turo @motherscowboy ??? turo 08-15 yes? 08:16 u got a coin near u 08:16 08:21 all ? yeah く Tweet 08:16 HandbrakeHero flip it for me @WndowsMane 08:16 im dropping outa college did it 08:16 08:18 - 2/24/20 - Twitter for iPhone whatd it land on 08:16 heads 08:17 fucj yea aoght thank you

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Font - Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends Nikhil I would choose 30 million loyal friends, ask everyone for 5$ which a loyal friend won't deny.. then i already have 150million $. my next step would be standing on election . with 30million votes, i would win easily .. then i would start a business like a chocolate factory because i already have 30 million consumers from starting .. then I would ask my all friends to buy a chocolate per day then 30 million chocolat

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Food - Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food DINCIC

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Font - nogoodnamesework 1 hour ago Wait the 'names in my username is spelt 'namese? How haven't I noticed that before? 55 Reply Give Award Share Report Save corazon21 1 hour ago Sad + 19 Reply Give Award Share Report Save nogoodnameswork 19 minutes ago , The real sad part is that name was still available. + 18 | Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Rectangle - Today 1:17 AM Meeting started -AM Miss I'm going to be late because l'm making a full English breakfast sorry, l'll only be 30 mins max

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Motor vehicle - II In my supporters discord server we have afk channel where nobody can talk. These madlads learned how to communicate with morse code using deaf/ mute icons... They're communicating using morse code by deafening and undeafening (edited) AFK Brazil check brickgod D-nade diorno Ericccc gabebubblegum gwa gwa IHAVEAUTOMATICWIFI infuriating fruit

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Light - H&R H&R Block BLOCK @HRBlock You still haven't done your taxes? (No judgment.) You're putting off filing because: Crime Pickle @fck12 • 21h Replying to @HRBlock I'm committing tax fraud 272 O 13 H&R BLOCK H&R Block O @HRBlock 8h That doesn't seem like a good idea. 229

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Font - DVS @DVSWhatltTweets · 1d My wife ordered just some jerkey and almond milk from Walmart and the box came with a whole ass air fryer, heater and other stuff lol. Bozos sent the wrong box. $100 air fryer for the price off a bag of beef jerkey ♡ 52 27 1,386 30.1K Walmart Help @walmarthelp Replying to @DVSWhatltTweets Oh, no! Can you please send us your order number and contact information, so we can take a look? Thank you! DVS @DVSWhatltTweets No, I don't kin think I will

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Font - Hi David, I wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. I really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that I should follow up with you. I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students' eating habits, but I reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I'm pretty sure I watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake. Is everything goi

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Jaw - 8-Year-Old Calls Out NPR For Lack Of Dinosaur Stories An 8-year-old from Minneapolis recently pointe. a NPR · 2 days ago My name is Leo and I am 8 years old. I listen to All Things Considered in the car with mom. I listen a lot. I never hear much about nature or dinosaurs or things like that. Maybe you should call your show Newsy things Considered, since I don't get to hear about all the things. Or please talk more about dinosaurs and cool things. Sincerely, Leo

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Font - Ask me anything Burger King Ad cupons.burger.. BURGER KING SAIBA MAIS How To Change Language In Windows 10 Operating System 689K views · 4 years ago BasicallyAlive • 10 months ago (edited) help i accidentally set my langauge to japanese Edit: i had to learn japanese and i couldnt fix it for 3 months Edit 2. 7/11/2020: Its fixed IL 146 回 32 32 REPLIES ... ...

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Brown - r/teenagers u/Dankosaurus420 5h i.redd.it 9 Awards Labeling everything in my brother's room until he realizes day 2 DRESSER

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Font - O plaid-lemming • 6h College professor:Student was late for an exam, emails me: "look out the window, I just got in a motorcycle accident" I look out, and sure enough, he's out in the parking lot where he crashed into a car. He deals with campus security or whatever, walks in half way through the exam, tosses some piece of the bike on the desk "as proof of what happened", sits down and aces the exam with time to spare. + Reply 806

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Organism - 59 Functional Alcoholic @not_.. · 5d At my old job if u looked like a nerd id give u the wrong flavor of ice cream on didnt .... purpose, just because i knew you have the confidence to correct me O 1,670 23 24.2K 312K ∞

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Organism - 1,380 Day compost experiment with SunChips® biodegradable bag 10 Year compost experiment with a SunChips® biodegradable bag 12K views 6 years ago 80 views 2 months ago 业 上 + 55 15 Share Download Save Share Download Save 国

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Glasses - I WISH YOU THE BES IF LUC IN THE FUTURE + SAVE ... 1 270 SHARE Eat 10 bowls of rice using just one toothpick for 7 hours 8.1K 437,901 views Dec 4, 2019

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Photograph - Grandma Li @AtsukosGrandma I put in trash can Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy Feb 12 Grandma said "look" and she had cut my ex out of old pics Show this thread 5:59 PM · Feb 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 43.3K Retweets 833 Quote Tweets 476.9K Likes

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Communication Device - So, @ProfBrianCox... you know that job you said you thought I should do? I interviewed for it on Friday. I start (not particularly fortuitously) on 1st April. Here goes! Nov 25, 2020 My boss is retiring in March. Would anyone like to move to Manchester and be my boss?! Latest opportunities I christie.nhs.uk Brian Cox O @ProfBrianCox - Nov 25, 2020 I think you should do it. 31 169 27 216 8K

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Font - Laser Quest Laser Tag Center 7:27 PM Hey before youre gone forever I just want to be honest. I ran, I jumped and I climbed on multiple occasions at the Ottawa location. I did not respect the Laser Quest Code of Conduct even though I verbally agreed to it and for that I am sorry. We forgive you

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Font - Currently helping my son look for his bag of Skittles that I ate an hour ago.

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Font - 27 You Retweeted bruh @yellowgengar2 · 4h My brothers ex had been stealing our Netflix for the past two months now by disguising her account as "settings" and honestly I ain't even mad. I'm just really disappointed in myself for actually believing that an account named "settings" would legitimately be Netflix settings N est Nomar Settings Add Profile

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Rectangle - i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say "you're under my roof" and they can't protest update my dad is grounded

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Clothing - Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt. ealexhursch chaotic neutral

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Product - blake messick @blakemessick my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer, so I sent this to him Print Hello I am your printer I have become self-aware 0, O e

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Font - Alias 59 minutes ago I would like to be buried with a random extra bone in my body to confuse archeologists in the future 174 ...

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Boss Demands Daily Email Check, Employee Puts It On Time Sheet


It's amazing how quickly stupid tasks become irrelevant the moment it starts costing the company money. The powers that be came down and told this part-timer that they'd have to check their email daily, so naturally, for this employee, it seemed like that should count on company time. For another one, here's a micromanager who demanded too many updates, so an employee fought back with even more updates.

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Font - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/OtherLtDan 19 days ago O 2 11 e14 3 18 E 11 2 Must check my work email every single day? Ok! oc S So I was working for a small private ambulance company that ended up getting bought out by a larger corporation. To folks that have done this kind of work, no it wasn't the company you're thinking of, but this new corporation wanted to be just like them.

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Font - So corporate sends out a directive that all employees must check their work email at least once every 24 hours. No exceptions! Now I'm a lowly part-timer, so it would occasionally be weeks in between my shifts. The fun part is, I usually played Field Supervisor on my shifts I did work. So in order to be in compliance with the corporate directive, I set my work email to update every day at the same time on my phone. I would then log my 15 minutes of email checking on my paycheck so I would

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Font - Didn't check your email while you were on shift because you were too busy trying to figure out what made grandma's ambulance ride to the doctor medically necessary? That's ok. Just check it when you get home. Make sure you put it on your timesheet, though! It took a couple pay cycles, but eventually I get a call (on my day off), asking why I'm logging 1.75

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Font - hours on weeks that I didn't even work. I explained that I was just following their corporate directive. I was told at that point that I no longer was able to log those hours. I told them to give me that in writing as that goes against labor laws. Needless to say, the directive to check email every day got revoked. Oh, but I did put down 30 minutes on my timesheet for the call as it took 22 minutes.

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Organism - Paladin_Aranaos 19 days ago 2 Beautiful malicious compliance. Especially the request of the directive in writing for the labor board... they LOVE written rules that violate laws. 1 6.0k | Reply Share *. OtherLtDan 19 days ago Corporate HR loved dealing with me.

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Font - Garden_gnome1609 18 days ago This is my favorite kind of MC. No, I don't work for free..ever. Not for one single second. My workplace wanted us to submit a form daily through an app before we walked into the door of the building. I told them I don't work before I punch in and I don't use my personal phone for work so if they want me to use an app they'll have to provide me a phone and pay me for my time to submit the form...suddenly I don't have to do any of that stuff.

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Font - An-Old-Fart 19 days ago Well done. Isn't it amazing that important corporate directives that inconvenience the workers are no longer important when it costs the corporation money?

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Cursed Foods That are Uncomfortable to Look At


In some cases, a closeup of just about any pot of slime is gonna look bad, but then there are those cursed foods from Lucifer's larder that are so creatively horrible that they're just hard to look at. Props on people for trying something new, but dear god some of this food was created in the underworld's kitchen.

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Food - What you do not smell is Briabeetus. "Super moist French vanilla" cake, topped with sliced strawberries and a combo of EXTRA CREAMY Cool Whip and whipped fluffy white icing stirred together to perfection, finished with a whole strawberry cheesecake including graham cracker crust floating atop. he 508

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