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Friday, January 29, 2021

Twitter Thread: Neighbor Creates Mind-Blowingly Wholesome Fairy Experience

@SaystheFox found some hard times and put that energy into making some magic happen for a kid in their neighborhood. It's probably some of the more wholesome stuff we've seen. Also, points for getting the parents in on it because without that this whole thing would probably be the creepiest thing we've ever experienced. For more wholesomeness, here's some wholesome memes to keep the feels intact and a quick tumblr post on kids language struggles.

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Text - kelly victoria @saysthefox ... I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn't sleep anyway. One night I was walking 7:20 PM 12/11/20 - Twitter for iPhone 79.2K Retweets 42.8K Quote Tweets 342K Likes

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Adaptation - kelly victoria Replying to @saysthefox @saysthefox · 1d down my street and noticed that someone had set up a few little objects in a tree planter and upon closer inspection I realized it was a fairy garden with a little note about the 4 year old girl who felt lonely in quarantine and wanted to spread some cheer. The next day I wrote Our 4 par al girf made thia to rhten pr le pa ta the magi, t on't take wa be hard, ut we'e in ti ter Seemiyr feiry pafen ner ter ll you cont cds oud bil

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Organism - kelly victoria a little note to her, pretending to be a fairy named Sapphire that had come to live in the tree because she had set it up so nicely and I left it on the tree that night on my walk and said I would gift her with a magical fairy dice (I got really into crafting resin rpg die at @saysthefox · 1d 9 41 17567 39.5K

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Brown - kelly victoria the start of the pandemic) if she did 3 things for me: @saysthefox · 1d Dear friends- M, name Saprhire. 1 an leur - Drow a piwe o frite ial Se Can Steu e e fres es n s ree, Inued yur help! You See, Yeserlay a mog cal wzarl gue me a magiial lucky die need for tcm if these things ore dene, i jenve the magcat dice for you. heve Friday Morning Be Sure to hre em i with ese Staring 13 Coring ! ehire *e helps yeu 30 27511 41.2K

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Text - kelly victoria So I left a bunch of my die that had small imperfections and left her another note and also a little extra note for her parents with my name and phone number so they could contact me and knowI wasn't some creep leaving notes for their small child: @saysthefox 1d Congrarulations! You Passed he test! These ry Specal dice Were hendmade by fuiries, (they arena partet but we tried ur le) and the wizard Cost a Spll on them to Protut whoever Carries them at all cost. AS lang as yo

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Text - kelly victoria This was there the next day: @saysthefox · 1d Dear Sapphice, w Sappphire, Phank you so much for lirng 12 Ja I love the magnet yen gave me wth the anomes. what are theic names? Trank yon for the dice! I love tnem so fany Tree. d bright spot n ow quarantine m indeed ! Those dice are such a 2 and notat all lost on us. you have been a mu much and I put the opld ene ina special eag of mine and sleet witm it in my bad1 get to use me dice for a specinl game my daddy and I play wne

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Toy - @saysthefox · 1d kelly victoria Doing this every night gave me purpose in a horribly painful and lonely time. I looked forward to my days again and I started ordering art supplies and little trinkets to leave her. We wrote back and forth throughout the last 9 months, helping each other feel less lonely and I Oh you know this girls love language is stuffies! She is in LOVE! ube s the l er hc foo 40. ear Con ve 1 frimie o lave you forver 38 L7503 47.2K

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Carnivore - kelly victoria got to chat with her mom via text to make sure my gifts were a little more personal. At one point she asked for a photo of me and thankfully I had some elf costume items from the previous Halloween so I photoshopped some photos of myself in costume, looking like a fairy. 9 @saysthefox 1d + Tnis is a special magic diamand 1 made for ya Daw Sapphine. (one ae at wp all e onfatti far yao you n mohu fou the stiara and pieti you a the mast beauitiful. Can yan teepa darhant a

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Text - kelly victoria In the past month her mom sent me a text letting me know that they had closed @saysthefox 1d escrow on a new house a little further away and would have to leave the fairy garden behind in the care of their neighbors. She also mentioned that Eliana was having a tough time with it so I made sure Deaw Sagphine waitid to t yn Pra the Aitang (A sa nawz that wee n Led Lahe 8o we t T las, and we st ceme the wtme en, but unia oc d fin To Sypphire dang gedan atla mat Decomber iv u c

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Finger - kelly victoria to include some support in my letters and told her I had to move as well so she'd feel like we were both going through it together. Her mom said it was helping her so much and they really wanted to try to see me somehow before @saysthefox · 1d they left. Well today, their moving day, after a 0:29

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Head - kelly victoria few days of planning with her mom, I got to meet Eliana. I left one last note this morning saying i had to move out today and made up a little story that when fairies move houses, they grow to the size of a human just for one day to move all of their belongings. I said I had one @saysthefox · 1d 9 70 27371 40K

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Street fashion - kelly victoria more gift for her and would leave it this afternoon and hoped e she wouldn't catch me. As they came back from their last walk around their neighborhood I was by the tree leaving her gift and she got to catch me in the act. (I got tested two days ago and her @saysthefox · 1d O 37 27351 37.7K

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Adaptation - kelly victoria parents did too to make sure we were all safe because I really needed to hug that girl) We got to sit and talk for about an @saysthefox · 1d hour and she asked me a million questions about what life is like as a fairy, some I had prepared and others I hadn't. It was incredible and one of the Evam uanwe rak 63 27435 43.2K

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Finger - 13 AM -Mobl @saysthefox · 1d kelly victoria most important and impactful afternoons of my life thus far. I hope one day when she's older she can understand that I truly needed her as much as she needed me these past few months. This is the book she wrote me after I encouraged her to keep telling such amazing stories. And Sapphire was so sad that she counted to her fary friends. 1. 2,3, 4, 5.6,7.9 10, 1, 12. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 18, 19. 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. And she

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Sphere - kelly victoria We plan to keep in touch/write letters to @saysthefox · 1d each other from time to time. She's changed me forever and the things her mom has said about how her self- confidence, her kindness towards others and her creativity have skyrocketed since meeting me make me feel like I made an impact too. Some quotes: She whispers to me right after you left "I have a secret to tell you. You can't tell anyone that Sapphire is a fairy" -I had so much fun on my play date with Sapphi

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Stupid Mistakes Tattoo Artists Witnessed

Tattoos can be tricky business. One typo or slip of the hand can have someone wearing "I love moom" on their bicep for the rest of their life. Tattoo artists take multiple precautions to idiot-proof the process, but we still end up with tattoo choices that have people asking questions. Sometimes the customers themselves are uncontrollable, like in the case of this male Karen who didn't believe a tattoo shop owner.

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Text - ALasagnaForOne 35.8k points · 17 hours ago · edited 4 hours ago 2 & 6 More I had a client email me asking for a four-letter acronym. I don't do freehand script so I put the letters into a font generator and sent him back some options. He picked the one he liked best and we set an appointment date. On the day of his session, I showed him the acronym again and we chose a size. I placed the stencil and he approved it and I got started. Midway through the tattoo I asked him what the letters s

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Text - willieyobslayer 28.0k points · 16 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago 6 Once had a client call the shop who was crying 10 & 26 More hysterically because, according to her, I had done her tattoo backwards. It took a few minutes to get her to calm down to the point where we realized she was looking at it in the mirror. She apologized and hung up.

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Text - RideAndShoot 24.6k points · 14 hours ago 3 3 10 S 2 & 6 More I was getting tattooed by my artist one time. I had been tattooed by him exclusively for over 10 years at that point. There was a girl getting tattooed at the next station over with a talkative friend. The friend was talking about her shitty tattoo on the back of her neck. It was supposed to be a genie lamp, but looked more like a shitty teapot as she described it. She says something about her hometown, and my artist perks up, a

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Text - mt995 20.1k points · 18 hours ago I've never really made any big mistakes that garnered a reaction, but one of my clients has a tattoo from another artist in a local studio that says "Gradad" instead of Grandad. The studio fired the artist and wouldn't take any responsibility for what had happened

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Text - Totally_Not_Hitler_ 18.2k points · 19 hours ago 4 3 2 & 10 More Just posted this in the other thread but here it is again: I'll bite. I misspelled "forward". It was a line of script on the side of a foot, and a last minute addition to a couple other tattoos they were getting. I quickly knocked it together on photoshop and nothing looked out of place, the client approved, so I made the stencil. The real fuckup is that I didn't ask them to spellcheck... I ALWAYS ask them to spellcheck, exce

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Text - Fixing the O was easy and I was able to turn the E and W into a wide loopy W and add a bit of extra loops and flourish to other letters so that it looked totally fine in the end albeit a bit stylized. She was happy in the end and still comes to get work from me. Ten years of tattooing and that one still haunts me. There have been other mistakes but they're mostly the clients fault... things like dads getting their children's birthdays wrong (happens a lot actually. Dude, I don't know what

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Text - "What E?" I reply in dismay! "The E! Bently has an E!" So I show him what he had written down, and he groans, "oh man, I always fuck that up... my wife is going to kill me!" So I sit down with the original drawing and manage to turn part of the L and the Y into an E, add another couple lines to re-form the L and Y, and boom: Bentley. It worked out in the end and I felt like and absolute wizard, but fuck, DUDE, it's your kid's name and you didn't notice the spelling was wrong the 10 times

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Text - xfactotumx 17.4k points · 17 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago 3 2 S 2 Worked as a piercer in a shop a decade ago. A guy came in and wanted "Murphys law"...the artist freehanded a design on him, he green lit it after watching in the mirror and they did a beautiful piece with a banner saying "murpys law". Seemed fitting. The guy loved the fact that his one messed up tattoo was the murphys law one.

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Text - eccoothedolphin 38.0k points · 18 hours ago · 3 O 2 5 & 12 More edited 15 hours ago I was a receptionist at a tattoo shop. One of the artists misspelled “neighborhood" on this guys neck. He spelled it "neigborhood", leaving out the first "H". Neighborhood was the guys nickname. It was a pretty large, elaborate tattoo so there was no fixing it. I don't think I have ever cringed so hard in my life. The guy was surprisingly really cool about it. He did see the drawing and approved it before

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Text - srhfy 119 points · 14 hours ago · edited 14 hours ago Dang, I'm late to the party. This didn't happen to me, but to an artist that used to work in the booth next to me. Some lady comes in and wants a pocket watch with roses in her arm, so my coworker agrees to do it. The client specifically wanted the pocket watch to be stopped at "4:20" He draws it up for her right arm and she's soooo excited, but for some reason she decides to change it to the left arm last minute. No problem, he runs i

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Text - gnitelove 12.0k points · 19 hours ago My ex did a large scarification on the client's abdomen. The client had brought in a piece of paper with the stylized word " preserverence". I was invited in mid-way to see the progress and had to tap my ex on the shoulder for a spelling lesson.

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Text - Mars_The_68thMedic 8.8k points · 16 hours ago· edited 16 hours ago ( A few years ago I was tattooing a client who had apparently lost a bet, his buddies were allowed to tattoo something behind his shoulder as long as it wasn't racist or offensive. Turns out the guy drew up a design of “A Leprechaun throwing up on a book"... Sure, why not, everyone was sober and they were paying pounds upfront. Easy work- the drawing was really simple and the shading was easier than I thought it'd be. Turn

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Text - Comes in about ten days later, demanding a refund of money HE didn't pay or the studio, not me, cover it up. Nope, management said you signed for it in your right mind and than damaged it yourself, personally I was yelled at and told NEVER tattoo anyone like that, it only works in television series or film. Did I make a mistake? Yes and no. The lesson here is don't get involved in others drama when permanent body marking are involved.

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Text - Darkroomist 8.6k points · 18 hours ago I got a tatt from an apprentice once and the process was rough. I was his 4th customer and he had a mentor "guiding" him. By guiding I mean roasting everything he was doing. It was a fairly simple Sailor Jerry pinup maybe 3 colors. The guide made him use 6 colors. Like the skin color on it is skin colored ink. It took 5 hours. The whole time the guide is saying stuff like "why the fck did you pick that color next?" Or "No, no, no! Don't do that you'l

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Text - JoshSidekick 8.3k points · 16 hours ago I was working at a place when a guy came in for a full back piece of 3 different cars. It took like 4 visits to finish and each visit he'd look at it and say it looks awesome and then he would take off. On the last visit, they call me in to look at it to show me how awesome it turned out. Well, all the steering wheels were on the wrong side and the reason no one caught it was because the dude was looking in a mirror to check his progress so they loo

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Text - tinawww 7.2k points · 16 hours ago So I didn't mess up but I had a client scare me, I was tattooing his sister's name on him (she passed away). "Gabriela" with 1 (L) in it. Past the point of no return he asks me "there's 2 L's, right?" I think I had a heart attack, and he started laughing. He thought it was hilarious, I died a little and pretended to laugh

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Text - WhenInDoubtBolt 6.5k points · 18 hours ago Did my first one on an old schoolmate who was aware of my artistic abilities, despite having never applied ink before, and he offered me his back. I had 3 pros watching as I drew a geisha freehanded on his back while he was hunched over. When the design was laid out, he checked it in the mirror and was good with it so I began lining it. The thing is, the other artists said it looked great but unfortunately I was doing something else when he check

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Text - cantstopgetitgetit 5.9k points · 13 hours ago 2 I was getting a wrap-around ankle piece of a beach scene. The artist is one who had done most of my other tattoos. He was freehanding most of it. At one point, he hit a really sensitive spot and I involuntarily kicked. "Oops, well that's a rock now" is all he said and made it blend in seamlessly with the rest of the piece.

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Text - Graverobber13 5.6k points · 18 hours ago 4 I was doing a big ol' tattoo of Cringer (aka Battlecat) on a really cool client's leg. I got so into doing this big, awesome tiger head that I forgot that it WASN'T a goddamn tiger and colored the stripes black. I realized about a third of the way through filling them in and let the guy know. He was disappointed, but mostly okay with it; I felt like I was going to puke. I finished the thing feeling so fucking sick and then refused payment. Man, g

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Text - Zornamental 4.0k points · 14 hours ago My ONLY spelling mistake ever was in Italian. Girl wants a phrase in Italian. She writes it down no less than 5x on a paper. I tell her to make sure it is correct, I don't speak Italian. She insists it is correct. I draw up some nice script, tattoo it with no issues, bandage, pay and she leaves. She comes back in hysterical and tells me I spelled it wrong. I hadn't thrown out the paper. I spelled it exactly how she spelled it. I asked what she wanted

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Text - hazard0666 1.7k points · 15 hours ago I tattooed Philippines 4:13 instead of Philippians 4:13 on a girl one time. Fortunately I was able fix it though

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Text - sagestudio 1.2k points · 16 hours ago I watched my boss turn a stylized "Tierny" (mistress's name) into “Diane" (wife's name) once. I'd never believe it if I didn't see it with my eyes.

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Text - Right_Entertainer_91 260 points · 15 hours ago · edited 15 hours ago S Tattoo artist here. Best case I ever saw, a guy came into our shop asking about a cover up. The tattoo wasn't done at our place. He had what we call a "belly rocker". One of those lettering tattoos that arcs over the belly. Think Tommy Lee's "mayhem" tattoo. Usually gothic font, gangsta type piece. He had beautifully executed, bold, black, old English letters across his belly that were supposed to read, “scarred for li

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Text - LuckyDevil042071 129 points · 16 hours ago · edited 16 hours ago Misspelled the name Jamie, Jaime. I asked the client for the spelling and showed the client the laid out script before it was applied. So not my fault. The client was very disgusted with himself for not knowing how to spell the name of the woman he loved enough to show it on his skin for life. I felt sorry for the guy so I offered him a cover-up at an incredible discount as well as the name re-applied spelled correctly, Unfo

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Dude Pulls Parachute Just In Time

Jumping off cliffs with a hope and a parachute isn't something most of us would find ourselves doing, so luckily the people who are obsessed with it tend to carry around cameras. This guy was tempting fate so hard that he almost scraped across the dirt there for a second. Looks... uh... fun?

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Tagged: wtf , parachute , adrenaline , base jumping , Video

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UPS Delivery Guy Vs. Extra Icy Driveway

Sometimes, you show up for a day on the job and you're expected to deliver a package in the middle of the freezing cold, and you've just gotta let that package roll. It's for the well being of yourself and the package when it comes down to it.

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Tagged: customer service , humor , UPS , funny , Video , win

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"Not My Job" Moments of Professional Ineptitude

There are loads of reasons to have a "not my job" moment. Maybe your boss didn't give you the proper tools. Maybe you had to do twice as much work in half the time. It could be that you seriously don't care. Or it could be that you're just seriously bad at it. For those or any other reasons, we see a whole lot of unprofessional "not my job" moments unleashed onto the world. We are here for it.

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.