Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Teacher Fails A Student On The Last Day Of Class


Teacher decides to fail a student on the last day of class, and asks people on Reddit whether they were a jerk for doing so | AITA failing student on last day class? Not hole FINAL EDIT AT BOTTOM: As side gig teach once week local university students come hospital where work and teach them by doing direct patient care. They also have written assignments complete, some clinical setting and some classroom. Most students have are seniors, so college work is not new them.

This teacher decided to ask the people of Reddit whether they were a jerk for choosing to fail a student on the last day of class.

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People's Most Embarrassing Moments


A collection of AskReddit replies to people's most embarrassing moments in life | HipsterGalt 22h like 5I shouted at my sister AN IDIOT -D-O-T 21 years later l've yet live down. Edit: Pretty sure this is my top comment now, tempted share screen shot with family and say finally worth something but, then they'd drag up things l've forgotten.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to get real with it and share their most embarrassing moments. These are just mortifying. It sucks when you realized you've messed up or said something undeniably dumb, and all there is to do is to own the fact that you've made a proper fool out of yourself. 

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Funny Bits Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr


A collection of comedy gold from various people on Tumblr | this lady came this morning and walked up front desk greet us before gasping loudly and saying forgot my dog" She forgot bring her dog with her vet

You've got to love the wonderful, creative, and unexpected minds of the folks in the Tumblr community. You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen headfirst down a wild Tumblr rabbit's hole. 

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Holiday Ex-Texts To Get People Through


A collection of holiday texts from people's exes to cheer up other people | just reminder not use christmas as an excuse message ex x

Tis the season for holiday greetings from the folks that people just don't want to hear from, ever again. These exes refused to get the message, and proceeded to bother their old partners with a slew of clueless texts. I mean, come on guys!

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Student Gets Back at Thieving Roommate with Booby Trap USB


Guy gets revenge on stealing roommate with a USB trap | Think can steal my stuff and get away with Good luck studying exams with broken laptop Back my first year college used live residence on campus with 3 other dudes. Two them were cool (shout out Bdawg and Al) but third named David had nasty habit taking things weren't his and mysteriously forgetting objects had fallen into his possession.

A bad roommate can make your home a living hell. When this student noticed their roommate was stealing their stuff, things got serious. This sort of strategy happens with food too, like this guy who ended up baking a cake full of habeneros

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Guy Tries To Pretend He Doesn't Know English, Fails Hard


Guy tries to pretend that he doesn't know English and he fails miserably | MrWittyResponse TIFU by telling lady asking money didn't speak English perfect English So late at night and had make stop at gas station fill up my car. This lady comes up wearing this really baggy hoodie. Judging by appearances she seemed be substance abuser. She says she's pregnant and needs some cash pay her motel room really wasn't buying she

This guy made a grave mistake. And that mistake was one of him trying to tell a lady asking for money that he didn't speak English, while he very well did the whole time. It's tough to pull off the whole "I don't speak your language" thing when you're literally speaking their language right back to them. 

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Dumb Moments That Made People Question Themselves


Stories of people's dumb mistakes | PianoManGidley opening can food my cat, and some gravy got on my finger. My brain went on autopilot and licked my finger clean regretted immediately.

We sometimes regret decisions that we put a lot of thought into, but it's the ones that you didn't think about at all that make you feel truly dumb. For more dumb stuff, here are the dumbest things people have been told, dumb things people did to their own cars, and the times people realized their kids were dumb.

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Employee Gets BS Write-Up, But They Have The Last Laugh


An employee gets written up for something unreasonable by the company, but they end up getting the last laugh | r/pettyrevenge by Alamokok HR try hard find dirt, but have last laugh. Bit significant background, but necessary think

Every great pro revenge story ends with someone managing to get the last laugh. After this employee was written up for what was apparently a BS reason, they made sure to make the company pay in a way of their own. 

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Sleepy Husbands Not Feeling The Holiday Shopping


A collection of images showing various husbands sleeping, while their wives shop during the holidays | row of men sitting among displays of shoes and bags. man yawning while leaning against a display table at a clothing store

Shopping isn't for everyone. Sometimes, you follow your partner into those maze-like malls and just decide that it's time for a nice snooze. These guys got to catch up on some rest at least! 

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Guy Takes Ultimate Petty Revenge In Laundry Room Drama


Guy takes a hilarious petty revenge on a neighbor during a laundry room drama | TheFiredrake42 Laundry revenge lived shitty apartment complex few years ago actually had two decent onsite laundry buildings. Each one had 15 washers and 15 dryers. Considering usually there alone or maybe with one other person, this definitely overkill but no one could ever complain about there not being enough machines us use.

For anyone that's ever dealt with navigating the tender nature of a shared laundry room, and tried to ensure that your clothes don't get messed with, this one's going to hit close to home. Laundry is time-sapping and irritating enough without someone messing up your process. This person got caught red-handed, and ultimately was dealt the kind of petty revenge that had to have taught them a lesson. 

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Tweets and Memes to Keep Dads Going Through These Dark Times


Funny tweets and memes about dads and parenting | monkey puppet meme Mom: Stop doing But dad lets Dad. dads wait everyone else wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am.

Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.

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A Healthy Mish-Mash of Tumblr Gems


Funny Tumblr moments | sarahsquarah: So this lady came this morning and walked up front desk greet us before gasping loudly and saying forgot my dog" She forgot bring her dog with her vet

Tumblr is a healthy mish-mash of wierd premises, snowballing half forgotten ideas and overly specific pop-culture lore. You're never exactly sure what you'll find around the corner. So open up that chest and have a good time dabbling in the funny gems of tumblr.

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Brainiac Answers Ridiculous Question About Bacteria


Smart Quora user answers a ridiculous question about how bacteria can travel when you spit | spit urinal and there's string saliva, do bacteria have time go inside mouth? Anoop Sinha, Taught microbiology medical undergrads 10 years

This must be the smartest answer to one of the dumbest questions we've seen in a long time. 

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Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas


Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.

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Twitter User Traces Disney's History And Imagines Their Future


Twitter user looks back at Disney's history and imagines their future | tweet by ripnoticMusic 1995: Disney buys ABC 2006: Disney buys Pixar 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks 2009: Disney buys Marvel

This is gold. 

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