Thursday, September 3, 2020

Cage Test Shows Raw Power of Over-Inflated Tire


You hear stories about how much force is released during a tire blowout, and this test goes to show that a big enough tire can become a rolling bomb.

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Tagged: explosion , wtf , powerful , tires , test , power

Best Reaction To A David Blaine Magic Trick


After all that buildup and an act of pure magic from the infamous David Blaine, this homie could only muster up a "cool." Understandable. I guess. 

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Weirdest Encounters Pizza Delivery Drivers Had


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the strangest encounters that pizza delivery drivers have ever had. At the very least these experiences that pizza delivery drivers are subjected to, should serve as a solid reminder to tip those delivery drivers extra. They have to deal with some genuine madness. People will try to pay for those pizzas with just about anything. 

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Text - can_we_trust_bermuda • 1y Woman's voice from inside the house: Is he hot? Woman at the door: No 16.0k ...

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Text - theNorthernDivide • 1y Years back I delivered to a swanky hotel downtown. As I came up to the room I heard moans of pleasure, but I was exhausted and not having it, so instead of politely calling the guy's phone I just banged on the door. There was some mumbling and then an overweight and VERY sweaty middle aged man answered. After he paid and closed the door I heard the woman yell, "YOU ORDERED PIZZA??! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" 8.3k ...

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Text - sexybloodclot • 1y "I LOST A HORSE? Wait wait- I'll call you back." 1.8k ...

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Text - BlikjeColaa • ly 1 Award I worked at Domino's in The Netherlands and worked as delivery guy. On a regular work day I delivered a Margaretha pizza to an eldery women in a wheelchair, she lived in a house for elderly. She invited me to come in because she couldn't eat the pizza in slices, she asked me to cut the pizza in little pieces, and so I did. I stayed for a little while because she told me she hadn't had a pizza for years, it was her husbands favorite fast food. he died a couple mont

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Text - IssaDatBoiMura • 1y Wanted to spend Halloween of 2016 with my brother and his kids cause I haven't started a family yet, boss decided to say "come in and help or you're fired." Needed the job at the time so l go in grumpy as hell. Deliver about 4 pizzas to this older gentleman's house and he asks me how my Halloween is going. I'm honest with him and he takes me into this big ass room. Tells me he's an architect and shows me some schematics he's drawing up for a new home for a client. Real

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Text - Uncle_elmer • 1y Order up. I grab the pizza and the slip with the address and phone number information, only to realize it was the address of the pizza place l'm working from. Free pizza for us but the guy who took the order never lived it down. 1.9k ...

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Text - BadonkaDonkies • 1y "wow he's really cute!" as a group of 3 cute college aged girls opened the door... I was around the same age as them so made me feel fantastic as low self esteem was a big issue for me back then.. They only tipped me the remainder of $20, from a total $19.48, and looking back on it did they expect me to hear their comment and not tip me?!?!... But at the time I had so much more pep in my step, atleast for the remainder of the day haha 388 ...

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Text - BHBachman• 1y Man I have a couple, but this is probably the weirdest. I delivered for Giordano's, if you're from the Chicagoland area, you know they're famous for their deep dish. There was an order for one small cheese deep dish pizza, and when I rolled up on the house I noticed that there was only one light on in the whole house, presumably the living room. I rang the doorbell and waited for what felt like a solid minute in the freezing cold. The dude who answered the door looked EXACTL

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Text - Axxalon • 1y I was a kid, delivering something from my mother to my neighbor. It escapes me what it was that time. But that's not important. An African Grey Parrot answered the door. The front door had been open, and there was a closed screen door. Moments after I rang the doorbell, the parrot flapped clumsily down the stairs, landed on the floor in front of me, and said in a gruff voice: "hello." 4.2k ...

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Text - chromepho3nix • 1y Perfume Lady! I delivered for Dominos in 94 in Cape Girardeau, MO. Once a month caller ID would show up with perfume lady. (She was saved in the computer that way.) The rules were simple. Deliver pizza to trailer. Place pizza on doorstep. Pick up envelope left on porch for pizza. Knock on door. Walk to car. Do not look back. Do not look in envelope. Do not wait to see what perfume lady looks like. When we got to the store, the cash for the pizza was there and a $100.00

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Text - atsinged • 3y Long time ago for me, but we had a huge delivery area and several entire apartment complexes blacklisted because they were hideously unsafe for anyone thought to be carrying money. There were also a couple where we would deliver to the front gate only, not go in to the complex itself. Greenspoint area, north side of Houston in the early 90s for those aware of the area.

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Text - EnglishMajorRegret • 3y 2 Awards There was an older man who suffered from dementia that would order four fountain drinks and nothing else from my shop, then would tip about $300 every time. After hearing about it a couple times, I told my manager, and we all agreed to get in contact with his family, let them know we wouldn't take orders from him, and that they'd have to take some measures to keep him from doing the same with other establishments. God only knows how much money that guy gav

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Text - [deleted] • 3y I worked at a Little Caesars when I was a teenager. On a really snowy night one of our drivers got into a car accident and sadly lost his life on his way to deliver the pizza. The customer called in a little while after we learned about the accident and absolutely lost his shit that his pizza hadn't been delivered. When the manager explained the situation, he stated he did not give a fuck and wanted his pizza delivered for free. Needless to say, he got an earful from my man

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Text - bend1310 • 3y We had a guy and two girls order seperately, then grab the pizzas and run. The girls had picked the food up and left, while the guy was paying. After 30 seconds the guy bolted. It was a $100 order. My manager, who is a frequent gym goer, leapt the counter and gave chase. The two girls had gotten into a car with the food, but when the saw my manager they drove off leaving the guy.

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Text - My manager chased him three blocks, and was gaining on the guy when the girls pulled up and the guy got into the car. Unfortunately, all three of them went to school with a kitchen hand at the store, so we had names, jobs, addresses, and facebook accounts. We contacted them all on facebook, and got them to pay for the pizzas the next morning under threat of contacting police. We also put them on the no delivery list.

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Text - myheadfire • 3y When I worked at a pizza place, we just had one person that we wouldn't deliver to because he would always refuse to pay and hassle the delivery guy, saying the pizza was cold, took too long, wasn't the right order, whatever. He probably got a couple free pizzas at least before we stopped bothering sending him anymore.

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Rude Karen Honks for Spot, Driver Has All Day


If there's ever a real and visceral display of power in every day life, it's the politics and leverage of parking spaces. This proud citizen did absolutely everything except let this Karen use her own rudeness to get her way. It seems like she would be on the losing end of the shopping cart theory of morality. Here are some more unfortunate times people went full Karen.

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Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster


At least the cats got to have a magical day playing with all of those crickets. That being said, this dad learned a valuable lesson in not making assumptions about cricket deliveries. As one can imagine, when those little critters break free, it is very hard to round them back up again. 

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Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

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Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham They were in a cardboard box. And I cut the tape and opened the box and SURPRISE! Crickets everywhere. It was the middle of the workday and I didn't have time to deal with cricket logistics, sol put the tape back on the box. <>

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Text - Christopher Ingraham @_cingraham And then I put the box in the upstairs bathroom, the only semi-contained place in the house where I knew the kids and the cats and the dogs wouldn't be able to get at the box and tear it open and unleash 250 hungry crickets into our warm, semi-humid environment.

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Text - Text - About 20 minutes later l'm back at work on my computer, and I hear my wife in the kitchen: "where are these goddamn crickets coming from." I freely admit I had not kept her fully up-to-date on my cricket purchasing plans.

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Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham And at first I was like "okay, maybe one or two got out when I initially opened the box. No biggie."| kept working.

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Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham I say "That's a good question. Let me check something." I walk over to the bathroom. I open the door. There are crickets. Everywhere. >

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Text - Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham Crickets on the floor. Crickets on the walls. Crickets in the sink. Crickets in the toilet. >

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Text - Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham For some reason my first instinct is to flush the toilet, as if that will do anything to solve the problem of crickets in all the other places that were not the toilet. I shut the door. "Uh, don't come in here!" I try to sound cheerful.

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Text - Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham Apparently I had not sealed the box shut as well as I should have. Iended up rushing out to the shed, in the 18" of snow and below zero temperatures, to pick up a spare aquarium we had. I spent about 45 minutes collecting crickets from the bathroom.

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Text - Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham Of course by this point many had migrated elsewhere. They were in the closet. In the shoes. Making their way downstairs to the playroom. The cats were having what I can only imagine was the greatest day of their lives.

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Text - Christopher Ingraham @_cingraham I tried to collect all of them. It was like the world's shittiest game of Pokemon. But here we are, roughly 10 hours after the initial catastrophe, and stray crickets are still turning up in odd places.

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Text - Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham I make this information public because if I do not send any tweets tomorrow, it is because my wife murdered me after finding a cricket in our bed in the middle of the night. And that's the news from Red Lake Falls.

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Scary Things that Happened to Divers


There's a reason divers have to go through training programs. There's a whole lot of danger that can come with being a hundred feet from the surface, getting all your air out of a can. Usually the biggest danger itself is human error. It's pretty common to be afraid of large bodies of water, and people see really creepy things at sea.

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Text - ThatOneSadhuman 1.4k points · 14 hours ago My biology teacher told us that she once was swimming in the south of the Philippines because she was trying to find an elusive sea horse and she went quite deep at night when they are more active and she got attacked by a shark and her team got out fast , the next day they found a turtle that was bitten in half shell included that was pretty big and its its supposedly the last time she went diving in that area

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Text - mveot 9.6k points · 15 hours ago Night diving is incredibly creepy. You dont realize how dark the ocean is until you are in it.

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Text - Specialist_Celery 36.2k points · 13 hours ago E 8 4 6 & 22 More Diving the day before a hurricane on a small south pacific island. Out of nowhere a black and white sea snake (venomous) wrapped itself around my arm. Apparently this happens from time to time before major storms- they can sense it and look for things that are heading towards the shore so that they don't have to put in so much effort to get out of the sea. As soon as I was in the shallows it uncurled and headed up the beach w

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Text - NoWordOfALie 14.7k points · 15 hours ago The only scare I've had is some jackass in a yacht cruising through our dive location at full throttle. You could hear the boat coming for a solid minute or two before it flew over our heads. Our boat had a dive flag on it and we had a buoy with a dive flag on it. They didn't even slow down. Barracuda, sharks, rays, manatees, dolphins... All cool. Humans are way scarier.

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Text - GetBombed 435 points · 10 hours ago I dove the Great Blue Hole of Belize when I was 16. I was 150 feet underwater, and about a total of a dozen bull/reef sharks were swimming above and below me in circles. Regardless of all of the sharks, 11/10 coolest experience I've ever had.

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Precious Game Show Contestant Memes


We're not sure how real these gameshow contestant moments are, but the captions are gold either way. And while most of these would be properly defined as fails, who says that it can't be raining on a beautiful day? Oh well, people will say all kinds of silly stuff when they're under extreme amounts of pressure. 

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Photo caption - A reason why you might stay indoors on a beautiful day. צכ VS Because it's raining SGSA

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Photo caption - Name something Russia is famous for. Russians.

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Facial expression - TOTAL Name a famous Arthur. Shakespeare? Gsn

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Product - NAME SOMETHING A DOCTOR MIGHT PULL OUT OF A PERSON A GERBIL

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Photo caption - Name a kind of bear Рapa

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Speech - Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breakstinto a house. NAKED GRANDMA I don't wanna see that either.

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Photo caption - Real or fictional, name a famous Willy. Willy the Pooh.

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News - Name something that follows the word "pork" Upine. HOD

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Pc game - Fish Love? ISH THING Wish List. ISH LO 40

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Forehead - Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car. GSD Pickles JESSE GSn

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News - 73 6 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON UOOLO 11 11 Something made of wool. 73 4 01 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON WOOL O 11 11 TOTAL 7 Sheep

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Technology - 108 BIRTHDAY22 BMU TUBE 1 Name a day of the year where you really wanna be with friends. 108 BIRTHDAY 22 BMU TUBE 11 75 December.

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Forehead - During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? September

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Hair - Name something you squeeze. Peanut butter

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Product - NAME A GAME YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT PLAY IN A NURSING HOME HÄ°DE AND SEEK

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News - 93 Megan, tell me something that you put in your mouth but don't swallow 93 Wow You've ever walked up to somebody and saw the look on their face and you just know? I walked up to her and I went "wow"

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News - Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony TO Family Feud 4GAME SMOWS LEOX A horse. SBONS FOX

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Photo caption - Name a question such as "How old are you?" that yoU might answer with a lie. I would say 50.

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Photo caption - The most romantic sounding musical instrumente Drums STEVE

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Forehead - Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast. Hamster

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News - IN COMMON LAW, THE AGE OF THIS, SIGNALING ADULTHOOD, IS PRESUMED TO BE 14 IN BOYS & 12 IN GIRLS "What is the age of consent" $1,800 AR HAOH

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Photo caption - TAL Name something people take with them to the beach. 13 1 TOWEL BREAD CHICKEN HIGGINS TENNIS 14 13 10 13: Um, turkey. TOTAL 48848M 4251

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Text - If you have a big enough casket, name something you really can take with you. You're dead you're gonna kill your pet cause you didn't make it? A pet. Oh. My. Goodness.

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Photo caption - Name something you feel before you buy it. Cen Excited. GSn

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Text - THIS VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IS BLUE, COLLECTS RINGS, AND GOES FAST. Who is Who is DANKEY KANG? $11,600 Princess Zorldo? $21,000

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Facial expression - Name a yellow fruit. ATOMIC Orange. ATOMIC

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Photo caption - Photo caption - Give us a vegetable you marinate. ATOMIC WEDGIETV.COM Grapes. 12

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Photo caption - Games - $3200 $1600 R LLI SHIRS A group of pill-pusherse $3200 $1600 R LL SH RS PEOPLE

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Human - If you were fixing a girl up on a blind date with Dracula, name something positive you might say about him. He's a good sucker... You can't say that on tu!

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Games - esporgHishc FAILI Which of the following dishes is not made with tortillas? A: Enchilada Taco C:Flan D: Burrito

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