There are a lot of embarrassing spellers out there. We get it, words are hard. No, really. Big words are annoying. Plus, if you've only heard figures of speech without reading them, you're bound to mess up every once in a while. That said, these are ridiculous and stupid and might make you angry.
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This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was the jerk for getting a single mother, personal trainer fired from her gym. The answer is absolutely in the context on this one. Turns out the personal trainer was taking pictures of obese people working out at the gym, and then posting them on her Instagram account. What kind of self-loathing and senseless p.o.s. pulls a stunt like that? The gym is better off without her, and it sounds like she needs to seek out some help of her own.
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With wedding season in motion, the bridezillas are really coming out of the woodwork. There's just something about the grand occasion, the heightened emotions, the perfectionists running amok, and the overall high stress-high pressure environment that makes for a ripe time of emotional explosions and people acting all kinds of nasty. Hopefully none of these remind you of any of your potential experiences with weddings.
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The sound those bees make as they slam against the camera sends shivers down the spine. You've gotta love their ability to keep cracking jokes amidst the utter chaos.
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The world's in no short supply of entitled choosing beggars who expect everyone to roll the red carpet out and give them all the free handouts. Fortunately, we have people around like this graphic designer who are ready to lead them on, and ultimately clap back with a hilarious little reality check. And that reality check comes in handy here to remind the choosing beggar that most in life ain't free, and it sure doesn't help things when you hit the negotiation table with a strong sense of irrational entitlement.
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You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.
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We're not crying you're crying. The happy ending here really ties the whole thing together nicely.
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We like to see idiot scammers get trolled, but sometimes they're incredibly clever and have access to way more of your information than you thought. Seriously, someone can dig up tons of personal information on you like your family members and past addresses in order to look legit, and frankly that's spooky as hell. This guy had to deal with just that but thankfully had the sense to back out.
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When this cat owner won a stuffed animal toy in a raffle at work, they thought it'd be a good idea to bring home the toy to their cat. The big catch here is that the toy looked identical to the cat, which resulted in the cat freaking out. It's just like if you've ever seen a cat catch their reflection in the mirror, and how they lose it; but even more terrifying with a plushy stuff animal that looks like them.
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We've seen petty onion-based arguments with mother-in-laws, but this is a whole 'nother level. In this advice column, a woman was suspicious that her mother in law was trying to poison her. Prudence said she should get her husband to switch plates at a family function and see if the mother in law had any objections. The following-up details how he didn't believe her, so she switched the food anyway, and while it was confirmed that the mother-in-law had it out for her, the plan didn't make her husband believe her. If your mother-in-law is crazy enough to be a serial poisoner, maybe you should be wary of your husband as well.
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This diabetic man found himself face to face with a coldhearted and vindictive Karen who seemed hellbent on making other people's lives around her miserable. Sounds like the typical Karen move. Fortunately he was able to take his revenge on this Karen who wasn't medically qualified at all, and said that he wouldn't receive his benefits cause he "didn't take medication" for diabetes.
Long story short, the Area Director eavesdropped on his meeting with Karen and ultimately caught her acting way out of line. She was nothing but a spineless coward when having to deal with the blowback for her actions.
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What a wild time to be alive. The Chinese vlogger was known as "Your Highness Qiaobiluo on DouYu." She'd made promises to meet with excited fans after raising at least $14,500 in donations. But it would appear the mirage has dissolved and that dream of raising all those donations is as good as down the drain. Yep, looks like the beauty filter was all that stood between the world and "Your Highness" having her true age of 58 years exposed.
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Callum Tait asked twitter if they could help him photoshop his ex out of a really sweet grand canyon picture. Sure, he eventually got what he wanted, but he got a whole lot of other stuff that he didn't necessarily ask for. Gotta love the public and their willingness to photoshop your ex being shot out of a cannon.
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If you didn't have a reason to like legendary actor Danny Trejo already, then how about him pulling a kid from a car crash? Trejo was an at intersection when an SUV collided with a car. The crash overturned the SUV, trapping a young boy and his grandma inside. Trejo sprung into action, unbuckled the boy with another bystander and kept him calm while firefighters arrived. Points also to the guy for doing the interview with no shirt on.
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PETA started beef with Jimmy's Famous Seafood when they foolishly decided to put one of their obnoxious billboards next to the restaurant. Jimmy's Famous Seafood called them out on Twitter and glorious obliteration ensued.
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Cursed Images run the gammut of totally creepy, to strange and sometimes in a way, funny. There's a pantry of cursed food and an imposing amount of cursed toilets. They mostly air on the side of situations you'd rather not find yourself in. These ones are on the darker, creepier, and scary side. So buckle up for some no-context spooky weirdness.
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This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he's a jerk for sharing his lottery winnings with his ex-wife despite his angry girlfriend. Many folks seem to be expressing an opinion that he's in fact not the asshole in this equation. They suggest it's his money, and his right to do with it as he sees fit.
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