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Sunday, January 17, 2021

Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Beacons Of Stupid

As human beings, we're all very familiar with dumb moments of failure and stupidity. People do and say stupid things as if it's their job. Whether it's arguing with Buzz Aldrin about the moon landing or getting keys stuck in an armored car, the bar lowers every day for facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest.

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Motor vehicle - ateria DE. TER These guys locked their keys in an armoured truck paS

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Blue - Iván Brandon @lvanBrandon do people even hear themselves BUSINESS INSIDER YOUR MONEY How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans in 3 years Emmie Martin O Mar. 8, 2017, 12:40 PM A 105,941 Back home in Joliet, Ilinois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her mother runs, The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was drastically less. She inereased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying them off entirely

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Text - cdmblogs @cdmblogs Conspiracy theorists claim this "5G chip" circuit will be in vaccine – but it's a BOSS guitar pedal cdm.link/2021/01/ conspi. ATTENZIONE - VACCINO -.. https://telegra.ph/ATTENZIONE-V. December 27, 2020 CHECK LIZE MUOLE INPUTE + OUTPUT Metal Zone MT-2 COVID-19 SG CHIP DIAGRAM DADA.DADA ML TRELE BAS UBOSS FRED

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Ingredient - Cypress Perez 17h •O I grabbed this bullshit ass chorizo made of soy I thought it was saying "I am chorizo" in spanish!!! Since 1973 Cacique. SOT CEIE SOY CHORIZO Veget-rien A EXTRA LARGE

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Text - Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild.

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Text - ***** Verified Purchase False advertisement Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2020 Style: TV Only Size: 50-Inch Purchased the Samsung 8 series TU8000 50". After un-packing I found that the 50" I purchased was actual 44". How's that! The box is only 49" there no way with the foam protection the TV could be 50". See pictures and video. This is a scam. I need my money or a 50" Samsung TV 966 people found this helpful Helpful Report

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Text - Tweet Buzz Aldrin O @TheRealBuzz · 2d I feel we need to remind the world about the Apollo missions and that we can still do what seems to be the impossible. #apollo11 #theskyisnotthelimit #5decadesofapollo #roadtoapollo50th O 141 27652 3,009 2d AENS ES There's a lot of sketchy stuff involving the moon landings. We do need to go back, there's zero reason it should take 50 years to make it happen again.. makes us "conspiracy" think something was up there.. 95 AENS E Replying to @TheRealBuzz

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Text - Me: I fixed your WiFi Dumb ass lady : no you didn't Me: yes I did Dumb ass lady : Well how come my home WiFi isn't showing ? Me: because you're not at home. Stupid ass people I deal with bruh

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Goggles - you can't spell cat without a 22/05/2018, 19:22 6 6m without a what 4m without a uS 1m without a what

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Text - TeamYouTube replied 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube O @TeamYouTube · 31m Sorry to hear about the trouble – YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 16 17 4 8

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Arch - goodbye america! HELLO new york! Tweet your reply 6- 28m Replying to New York is still in America js 1 22m have you never taken a geology class?? i think i would know, stupid girl.

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Text - Let's put disinfectant in schools' sprinklers EDITOR: All schools have water sprinklers to protect against fires. The same sprinklers could be used to sprinkle a disinfectant liquid to help prevent Covid-19. The same sprinklers and pipes could be converted to spray a disin- fectant for a short period of time at night, or between classes when kids are not in class, or are on recess out- side. When not used to disinfect, the sprinklers could be converted back. to water sprinklers to fight f

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Brass - WNEP-TV WNEP 10h O The Grammys 2021 ceremony is postponed because of worries over COVID-19. WNEP.COM Grammys 2021 ceremony postponed because of worries over COVID-19 O123 87 Comments 6 Shares O Like Comment A Share Good, there hasn't been any good movies; let alone actors. 4 Haha Reply 8h

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Text - 00 MTN - NG ? 12:50 AM Tweet I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months. 6/27/15, 11:12 PM

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Organism - Brute Of Tsushima @BrokenGa... 4h v Birthday Dinner 37 149 Anime @AnimeEraser Replying to @BrokenGamezHDR_ Seafood is food for women but happy birthday

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Flowerpot - CLASSIC AZELN These are café syrups NOT Hand Sanitizer Thank You

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Sleeve - FOX FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc School district says no pajamas for online classes School district says no pajamas for online classes satin angel @yikeseth_ Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home? >

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Adaptation - Saudi Arabia accidentally printed thousands of textbooks containing this image of Yoda sitting next to King Faisal while he signed the 1945 UN charter. SAUDI

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Text - Binary and non-binary are both half-assed, I don't even know why I waste my time doing that shit people struggle with it so it's not "half-assed" as your transphobic post is trying to imply this post was about programming

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Text - Here's a pic of my thermometer from the last time I was sick in case anyone needs an excuse to get out of work. Can't come in. I'm sick Did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture? Fuck.

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The Worst Foods People Have Eaten

Food is one of the great joys of life. But when it goes wrong, cursed food can quickly become one of its great terrors. Sometimes we eat stuff that sucks to be polite guests, sometimes we don't realize what we're eating is gonna be bad, and sometimes we're just stupid. At least when it's over we have new insight on the worst things we've tasted.

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Text - duckfat01 74 points · 5 days ago Fried termites, offered as a traditional snack at a cultural exchange function. The taste was just the butter they were fried in, but the texture was all legs and carapace.

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Text - Dcupps907 58 points · 5 days ago Alaskan here, muktuk (whale fat) is easily the most horrible thing I have ever eaten ... imagine bubblegum..that tastes like the ocean.... .....

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Text - Veritas3333 39 points · 5 days ago Was driving across the country to Texas. First exit into the state, I stopped for gas and saw that they had brisket under the heat lamps. Gas station brisket. I was throwing up on the side of the road about 10 miles later.

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Text - Sparky62075 4.9k points · 5 days ago My wife would say... Pancakes that I accidentally cooked in garlic butter. She hated them. I liked them.

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Text - Notsaul10 2.3k points · 5 days ago A protein drink flavored fruity pebbles, tasted like dish soap

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Text - WhenAmI 739 points · 5 days ago 9 For the love of good food, avoid Three Olives froot loop vodka.

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Text - Jekyll_1886 2.0k points · 5 days ago S Years ago Starbucks did a green tea latte. My Mom and I got one to try cause we like green tea. It was toxic! We were emitting fumes that should never come out of a human body! We were riding with the windows down in the middle of winter it was so bad! When I got to a bathroom, when I was done, what I left behind looked like lawn mulching after being out in the rain for a week straight with a smell on par with what I imagine the bog of eternal stench

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Text - kesh_from_downunder 1.9k points · 5 days ago Am Indian. Had a curry at someone's house who was not Indian. Straight up did not use any spice but salt. Died on the inside. Ancestors physically manifested to voice disapproval.

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Text - CatFancyCoverModel 1.9k points · 5 days ago Fermented Shark is pretty bad. It tastes like bleach smells.

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Text - HeioFish 1.8k points · 5 days ago Ngl, my own cooking. Many, many failed improvs that seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Text - Bladeisspooky 1.7k points · 5 days ago 2 32 Did a shot of Durian extract mixed with Cotton Candy Faygo. Both of us threw up in the bushes.

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Text - socialsci123 1.7k points · 5 days ago I attended a wedding of my cousin a few years back. They were part of this cult-like "Christian" sect. The food was not made by a catering company and the whole affair was organized by church members. For dessert they had a mango icebox cake that barely had any cream and was dyed pink for some reason. It had been sitting out for hours under the sun. It was warm, smelled a little funky and was topped with roasted garlic peanuts. We only ate it to be po

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Text - stephacharlotte 1.6k points · 5 days ago Hot dog soup. My dad was in a rehab/assisted living facility. He had both me and my sister taste it. We were all super grossed out. It was def hot dogs, with chunks, but also with pureed hot dogs for the base.

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Text - Malruhn 1.2k points · 5 days ago Goat eye. I was an "honored guest" at a Bedouin camp and the chieftain "honored" me by letting me have one of the eyes of a roast goat as he ate the other eye. My stomach does somersaults just remembering it...

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Text - yeahwellokay 931 points · 5 days ago Liver off a buffet. It had the consistency of dog poop.

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Text - Leemage 741 points · 5 days ago 3 Natto. It's apparently a Japanese fermented bean dish but I'm pretty sure it was just someone's slimy sticky barf they saved in a bowl for some reason.

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Text - TheLoveliestKaren 705 points - 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago A piece of what would otherwise have been a tasty bit of beef, dipped in way too much numbing oil(think anbesol). Okay, so. I went to my friend's family's house for christmas a few years back. They are Chinese, I am not, and they were having hot pot. My friend was really worried that I wouldn't like it, but I was super excited and was decently sure I'd love it. Before we sat down to eat, he helped me make a dipping sauce. It wa

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Text - Immediately I knew something was wrong. I couldn't feel my mouth. I was sure I was having an allergic reaction, despite never having had a food allergy to anything before. I started internally freaking out, and basically trying to figure out how I could get away without making a big scene, because it was a lot of people that I did not know and this was also a friend that I had only recently gotten close to. Also, it's just gross. Eating meat when you can't taste it or feel your mouth is a

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Text - His cousin then pointed out that she saw us putting numbing oil (which is apparently a Chinese culinary thing, though usually used sparingly) in our dipping oil rather than the sesame oil because my friend mixed up the bottles, so I had essentially coated a piece of beef in a mixture that was like 90% numbing oil. In case anyone wonders why she didn't tell us, it's because my friend is just really weird and so his cousin assumed that he just liked it that way.

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Text - mstomm 654 points · 5 days ago The last week or so of school my District only had "Chef's Choice" printed on the lunch menus. What this meant is they were cleaning out the fridges and wouldn't know what it would be until the day of. My class that fateful day had an early lunch time, so we were some of the first students to find out that lunch was "Chicken Fajitas". They were the worst thing I've ever tasted, and the only thing that's been so bad I stopped after 1 bite. The "chicken" was a

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Text - sparky1973 532 points · 5 days ago A delivered pizza with expired mozzarella on it. Didn't know until I took a bite. It had an overwhelming blue cheese taste and "musk" to it when I only halfway bit into it...

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Text - Terezzian 310 points · 5 days ago · edited 4 days ago There's 345 comments at time of writing so this probably won't be seen but Last year I was on my high school's robotics team, and they were hosting a potluck type thing and one of the desserts was a big donut cake. So I think "dang, that looks delicious! I wonder why it's almost entirely untouched?" and I take a bite. What do I taste? It tastes like onions. Not kidding. The person who baked it must've used the same pan they made some s

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Text - Starfall669 245 points · 5 days ago Ohhh boy, that without a shred of doubt would be the christmas "dinner" 2017. That whole ordeal is best described as clusterfuck of gargantuan proportions. I was invited by my best friend at the time to spend christmas with her and her family. While most of her family is a delight to be around, her father... isn't. So we were invited for a dinner by him and his girlfriend. The meal composition was interesting to say the least. And with interesting I mea

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Text - The cabbage was not only boiled until annihilation, but also extremely overseasoned with mulled spice mix. Up to this day I feel violated thinking about eating one fork of that stuff. And the lasagna? Not only completely out of place on that table, it had the consistency of a water corpse. I never thought you could have pasta with less structural integrity than Jello. Oh, and it was also cold. The hosts? He almost breathed his food, complimenting constantly, while I contemplated about lob

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Text - shiver-yer-timbers 210 points · 5 days ago I once bought a tub of yogurt and it was immediately forgotten in the back of my fridge. about a year later I notice a tub of strawberry yogurt in the fridge along with some other things. I figured my SO had been shopping. SoI open the yogurt, and eat about a 200mls and put it back....I didn't notice anything bad about it in taste or smell. It was a bit thicker, less bright in colour and a bit less strawberry flavour than normal but more yogurty.

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Text - leeshylou 105 points · 5 days ago My mother once used gravy powder in an icing mix (on a chocolate cake) instead of cocoa. Suffice to say, it was not a pleasant experience.

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Manipulative Son Tries To Sell Mom's House, Cancels Her Job Interview

In a whirlwind of family drama, this mom has had to deal with her son trying to sell her house and move to his college city so he can live rent free. Isn't there some kind of financial aid for this kind of thing? You know, instead of sabotaging your mom's life? Family drama can get pretty out there, like this woman who trained her cousin's horrible kids like dogs or this son who rented out his stepmom's house for giving away his PS4.

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Text - Posted by u/Aita333645__ 21 hours ago 20 10 8 S 17 32 AITA For kicking my son out of my house after he cancelled my job interview? Not the A-hole Please hear me out first. I'm a single mom (45) of a 20 year old son (Chris) Chris is in college. He studies engineering. Being a single mom at a young age was not easy for me. Despite everything I been through. Despite my own family giving up on me. I made sure my son got the life he deserves. He was/is my everything. I worked several jobs that

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Text - Recently. Chris moved back in with me because he no longer could pay rent. His next semester is starting soon. And he's been talking to me about the possibility of selling my house and buying a house in the city where he studies so he will no longer pay rent and said that it was better to move. I declined for several reasons; 1 grew up here, my old friends live here. 2 the city is expensive 3 this home means a lot it represents my hard work and sacrifices.Chris didn't like that. He threw

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Text - Yesterday. I found out that he contacted the company and cancelled my interview and then deleted my email. I use a computer and it's in the office so he gets access to it. He told me he wanted to check his college website for some reason and I thought nothing of it. That was the night before. I found out yesterday morning that someone cancelled my interview. I confronted Chris about it. First he denied then he said that the company wasn't what I deserved anyway and I can find a better pos

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Text - I yelled at him and argued with him telling him that he was an adult and should manage his own issues. Told him to get a job but not expect me to turn my life upside down for him. He yelled back saying I was selfish and I ended up kicking him out of the house. His aunt knew and was yelling at me for what I did saying I was treating him poorly and he was hurt by me. Just to clarify his aunt is my sister. She doesn't have children of her own. And Chris considers her as a second mother to hi

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Text - hudflo Partassipant [2] 16.5k points · 21 hours ago · edited 16 hours ago Nta .He is 20. Legally your house is under your name. He is doing shady things like that around your house then he is being shady in general. When it comes to family it is difficult to do anything negative but he needs to learn about consequences. 4 6 2 37 8 Make him pay rent (a normal rate no discount) If he wants internet then he needs to pay for it. Lock your computer and if he complains then give him $10 and tel

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Text - the-mirrors-truth Professor Emeritass [79] 5.4k points · 21 hours ago NTA If you ever accept in your home again, charge him rent. He's being extremely ungrateful and entitled. It is non of his aunt's business and your son needed the reality check.

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Text - dogchick1985 Partassipant [3] 4.7k points · 21 hours ago 2 2 & 7 More NTA. Your son is a user. He wants to use mommy's money to buy HIMSELF a house in an area HE wants to live in without having to lift a damn finger, pay any money out of his own pocket, or do any of the work. This move benefits him only. In his fantasy land...he doesn't have to pay rent, he doesn't have to work, he doesn't have to commute. He can just depend on mommy to pay all his bills, buy him his dream home, and go to

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Text - that_was_way_harsh 1.6k points · 21 hours ago NTA. If Auntie thinks you're being cruel she can take him in and see what happens.

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Text - AprilBLH Partassipant [3] 958 points · 21 hours ago NTA and honestly that's controlling and abusive behavior on your sons part. He is crossing boundaries and trying to make decisions for you, a grown woman. His mother. He is a grown man that can move to the city when he is able to afford it and shouldn't be banking on you giving everything up so he can get what he wants.

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Text - poofy_dinosaur Partassipant [1] 877 points · 21 hours ago NTA. You've done enough for him. He's a 20 year old adult. Nothing justifies his cancelling your interview. That's a huge breach of privacy and trust. He should get a part time job. If he comes back, ask him to start paying rent, utilities and grocery. Aita333645_ / 2 1.1k points · 20 hours ago I contacted the company's number. Hopefully my interview will be re-scheduled. I explained my situation and it might take time.

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Weird and Self-Defeating Failures of Design

It's easy to overlook a potentially destructive error. Any one of us could have accidentally installed that toilet in the center of a room or chose Disney font for a funeral home. Okay, maybe most of us would haven't let that slide, but we all know someone who would. There are a fair share of design failures that deserve some blame.

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Room - Vancouver Buy and Sell ... 14m • A Used No stain From petfree and non smoking home Clean Pick up only

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