Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Unfortunate Times People Went Full Karen


Ah, yes, we've assembled a hot and bothered batch of times that people went full Karen. Sometimes, folks just decide to approach otherwise peaceful processes like grocery shopping, or eating at a restaurant, with a severe sense of entitlement, and puzzling frustration over things not going exactly as they want. 

Check out some more Karen drama with this story about the time that Karen made a neighborhood miserable, got fined, and ended up going bankrupt.

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Text - Hey, old lady who stole our doormat: You should probably just bring it back That's super weird. *..and you're way too old for this shit.

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Text - Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes our soccer ref didn't show up so one of the moms on our team had her 9 year old son ref for us (he had a whistle) and a completely adult woman on the other team argued with one of his calls and he yellow carded her in front of everyone and she had to sit in her car to calm down 5:58 PM · 12/20/19 · Twitter for iPhone 11.8K Retweets 138K Likes

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Text - r/AskReddit u/forrestJump1 • 3d What was your best “You're speaking to the manager right now" moment? Discussion 1 5.9k 2.5k Share BEST COMMENTS xilstudio • 3d Friend of mine: She was getting chewed out over something or other, finally the woman loudly demanded to see the manager. So she shrugged and got the manager. Manager comes out all confused. Angry woman demands my friend get fired. Manager is very confused "But Ma'am, I can't do that... she is the owner"

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Text - wyiarust 3m Like Reply Barbara Lynn Joy She tried her best to help and I get the feeling you were probably a bitch about it. I hope they don't fire this young lady because you're impatient and expect perfection from a fast food restaurant. I can't imagine how you act in a nice restaurant. Barbara Lynn Joy 2m Like Reply Lashana Gorrell Barbara Lynn Joy do your teeth fall out when your eating? 2m Like Reply Add Friend Message More Barbara Lynn Joy Lashana Gorrell i would say ask your man bu

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Text - stop crying and do Karen something about your life! Like Reply 675 - November 30 at 4:39pm + View previous replies Typical baby boomer sentiment. My parents bought a house for $35000 with two low-middle income jobs. They were 21 years old. Today that house is worth $650,000 thanks to 40 years of exponential inflation. If a 21 year old today was to buy the same house with the price adjusted back down to 1970's inflation, it would only cost $120,000 in today's money. If my parents had to pa

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Text - Sam 4 Clark @SamClark_23 This girl sitting next to me gave herself an insulin shot in class yesterday & the girl next to her said "can you like not do that right now" she replied with "um no Debra l'd like to live"

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Text - Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound piece of shit devil worshipping chihuahua

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Facial hair - I got yelled at by a manager for not wearing a T- shirt under my vest. I argued with her for a while and when I explained that I, in fact, do not work here, she calmed down. WALMART Mankato, MN

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Text - r/AskReddit . 6h What's the most satisfying act of "I don't give a fuck" that you have ever witnessed? Discussion 1.4k 612 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS - 6h Some Karen was beefing about a 25¢ off coupon. The coupon was for a 42 once bottle of something, but she wanted a 28 ounce bottle. The coupon was rejected when scanned, because, duh, there was no product to match it. There was nothing the cashier could do, but Karen just kept demanding 25¢ off. Finally, the guy ahead of me in line marc

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Text - leo @LeonardCowalski Everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year. ** 1/4/2019 First to Review As a last minute resort Me and my sister went to this subway to get 63 footlong subs for my grandsons Confirmation party and had to wait for over an hour for the subs! Ridiculously long wait and the lady who took my order seemed really annoyed with me.

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Vehicle - Lipcolor & Makeup that lasts all day! Waterproof, smear & smudge proof, and best of all.kissproof! Doesn't dry out your lips! ww. Call Karen

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Text - Nish Weiseth @NishWeiseth 9yo begins to have a meltdown waiting in line for ice cream. Woman in front of us turns around: "Looks like SOMEONE doesn't deserve ice cream." 6yo daughter interjects: "Excuse me. He's autistic and having a hard time. You should be kind." Woman: Me:

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Text - Jean 3 reviews 1 photo 2 months ago Did not realize they serve Shark Fin soup!!!!Read about how it causes imbalance in ecosystem and contributing to decine of reefs. Please tell owners you don't want Shark Fin soup on the menu! Like Response from the owner 2 months ago It's imitation shark fin made out of gelatin you dense cabbage

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Text - 4 reviews ***** 9 months ago Don't bother calling for take out. They put you on hold and never come back. 9 months ago Sorry for your inconvenience. The server taking your order had a seizure while doing so and couldn't complete the process. When you showed up to retrieve your order and it was not ready, even though there was an ambulance in front of the restaurant and we were tending to the medical emergency at hand, we offered to complete your order at that time. I am sorry that you dec

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Text - Q Search Aug 3, 2015 at 6:55 PM No, random lady. Leaving your kids in your double parked car with the motor running is not going to convince me to let you pass everyone else in line regardless of how many times you sigh loudly and look at your watch.

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Text - I ordered 60 or so sushi rolls because I thought they were in sale but it turned out to be something else that as on sale, but anyways I was also with my kids so we were all eating sushi, and then they gave me the bill and I saw it was over a hundred dollars which I didn't have, and since me and my kids hadn't eaten 30 or so of the sushi rolls I told the waitress I'd give back the sushi for a refund of all of the sushi we didn't eat. SHE REFUSED! IT SHOULD BE EVERY RESTAURANTS POLICY THAT

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Text - Addison Peacock @Addison_Peacock Hello today a woman got huffy with me because she didn't know sabertooth cats were extinct and expected the museum to have a live one on display

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X Factor Contestant Throws Epic Tantrum


She doesn't seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

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Physicist Gives Humble Opinion On Science Vs Religion


Dude knows enough to know that he doesn't know. 

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Blueberry Is Way Too Big For Baby Robin's Mouth


Here's a robin trying desperately to repeatedly cram a huge blueberry directly into its kid's mouth. After all that effort, the thing can't seem to hork it down. Man, baby robins are ugly.

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Tagged: robin , lol , blueberry , funny , animals

Totally Random And Hilarious Scottish Tweets


Man, oh, man, we can never get enough of these Scottish tweets. They do a wonderful job at reflecting the culture, and on top of that, it's way too much fun to try reading these out loud. You might end up sounding like a Scottish person yourself, if you really go for it. Check out more hilarious Scottish Twitter gems over here.

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Text - elrow jam @JamieClay_ do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals

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Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off

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Admin Tells IT Guy to Look Busy So He Runs Errands


There's that age old problem of being hired to do a job that works on a task by task basis, but you're still paid hourly, so half of your time is spent pretending to do your job just so management stays happy. These guys said screw that. For some funny IT stories, here are ridiculous requests IT workers received.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/kc1328 4 days ago Cant be visibly doing nothing, it affects employees morale. No problem. oc M My buddy and I were hired to be a glorified help desk, support, hand holders for a special project. Senior management at a large corporation had their laptops upgraded including new software they had never used and major upgrades of software they had previously used. We are talking maybe 20 people spread across 3 buildings downtown, all within walking distance o

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Text - My job was to sit in a office and take calls for any issue and I mean any issue that popped into their head. The only thing more entitled than senior management are their admin people. My buddies job was to actually go to their desk and hold their hand with what ever issue they had, oh and "read the ##$! manual" was not part of the support plan :-) he was great at it. After the first couple of weeks things settled down and we received very few calls. So my buddy was sitting at some desk d

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Text - So I realized that our service level agreement said we had to respond within 30 minutes (it was always much less especially if he was in the building). So I told my buddy to fuck off, go shopping, sit in starbucks and read the paper. No one but me knew where my buddy was at any time and I was the only one who dispatched him. So I said to my buddy " do what ever you want as long as you drop what your doing and be at the persons desk within 30 minutes." And if they called for help, occasion

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Text - So my buddy went to the movies, went clothes, shoe shopping, sat in the park, Etc The busybody admin assistant called about a problem one day and said "I never see him at his desk anymore, where is he ? "I said " he is much busier now, his morale and I'm sure your staffs morale must be much better now" No one ever found out about our malicious compliance. The managers he helped loved him and wanted him to stay on. He said no until.they tripled what he was making. About a year later he was

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People's Dumbest "High Risk Low Reward" Moments


People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.

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Text - somebitchsthrowaway 42.5k points · 3 days ago EN I once followed a young homeless man I just met because he wanted to show me where he was staying. It was nighttime and he invited me down into a dip in the trees. We walked through a dark section of forest then he showed me some rocks and small caves with a couple beds set up. Then we left. I literally followed a stranger into the dark woods because...curiosity? Suicidality?

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Text - Basic_W1te_boy 39.1k points 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago F I once climbed an old truss bridge to get some neat pictures of myself, i climbed under it and sat on the beams beneath the bridge, i climbed the the very top, i hung off the edge of the bridge above several rocks. Once i got done and showed the pictures to my friends and they said they sucked.

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Text - ngl6 34.9k points · 3 days ago· edited 2 days ago & 10 More Walking into my house as a confident 15 year old with a cigarette in my mouth telling my dad things where gonna change around here.

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Text - Knowing_ghost 30.7k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago F 3 Taking a year in a program I wasn't interested in to try and get a girl, who turned me down instantly. Edit: I wasn't horny, I was lonely... and we were good friends prior, not so much afterwards as shit got awkward; it was also my second year, so I did get a useless degree I never claimed for my trouble (social science)

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Text - CheekyBlind 29.0k points · 3 days ago 9 3 Climbing up a water tower when drunk to find a friend. Turns out said friend was not even lost. He was yelling at me from the base of the tower

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Text - Happyvibe5 21.9k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago F Balanced on the top rung of a six meter ladder to change a light bulb at work.

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Text - bndboo 18.5k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago Sent my boss a glitter bomb, never told anyone who sent it. The whole organization, thousands of people, know it happened, boss flipped out when glitter went everywhere. I'll never tell anyone.

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Text - ProfethorThnape 16.9k points · 3 days ago I was in band in high school, I had a friend from middle school that was also involved in athletics at the time and the two of us were outcasts among the greater band nerd population and often got talked down to, which even our instructor would join in on from time to time. At the time flipping backpacks was popular (taking things out of the backpack, flipping the backpack inside-out, returning the items to the bag and zipping the bag back up). On

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Text - If we got caught and reported the instructor 100% would have suspended us, so we were on extra edge and right as we were wrapping up the substitute locked eyes with us from across the room and realized what was going on and decided to pretend nothing happened and we completed the mission right on time. The class was very pissed as the lights flicked on and they saw what had unfolded. The substitute came back for a class later that year and talked to us saying he had to actively try not to

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Text - Stauen 16.3k points · 3 days ago I stole every wheel off the chairs in my high school's computer lab as a joke during a 20-minute break. I still have one of them. Probably could've gotten expelled just for a slightly funny joke and a useless chair wheel.

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Text - JimmyReagan 15.2k points · 3 days ago I skipped class after a standardized test. Literally the afternoon teachers were showing movies and doing nothing and I decided it was smart to get in school suspension to sit behind a warehouse and nap with with my dumbass "friend"...

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Text - PapaOoMaoMao 15.1k points · 3 days ago Whilst building a house, the second floor had an I beam that extended our into nowhere that needed to be painted with rust protection paint. The floor had not been installed yet and the joists were still going in. To save time, I shimmied out to the end of the beam and started painting. Every breath of wind made the whole thing sway. Just my movements made it wiggle a fair bit. Nearly took a six meter swan dive to a concrete floor about 12 times. I c

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Text - SugoiBakaMatt 12.9k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago I used to dive in ponds at golf courses to collect the lost balls and clean/sort them to sell back to the courses. It's unbelievable just how many snakes, alligators, and leeches live in those things. I made less than minimum wage (around 6ish at the time) and had countless close calls with critters. However, the most dangerous creatures on golf courses are old people. They do not give a fuck if you're working, they will absolute

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Text - Churonna 12.5k points · 3 days ago My friends and I used to target and steal those signs that said "If you are caught stealing you will be prosecuted". Many illegal things were done and many hundreds of thousands of dollars of stuff was ignored to steal increasingly difficult to obtain paper signs.

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Text - mingk 409 points · 3 days ago Licked raw chicken to prove not all chicken had Salmonella.

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Text - Cow-Brown 7.1k points · 3 days ago I swam in the Zambezi when I was drunk on a tiger fishing trip. Still can't believe I was that stupid. For those that don't know, its infested with hippos and crocs, known for taking people.

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Text - starvalentinobeatz 6.7k points · 3 days ago Had a major gambling addiction at 19. Saved $1600 so that me and my family could put a deposit down on a rental home. We were getting evicted out of our apartment the next day. Had the move all set up and ready to go in the morning. Just had to pay the deposit and we would finally have a nicer place to live. At about 2am on the night before the big move, I decided to go to the casino. Completely fucking stupid move. Ended up losing my 40 dollars

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Text - I did this 15 fucking times. I have less than 100 in my checking account. It's now 6am. I am completely fucked. My entire family is going to be homeless because of ME. So I figured fuck it, if my entire life is ruined, I have no use for the last bit of money in my account. What's another spin on the slots gonna do? Well, when I sat down for the final time at the machine, I win 800 dollars on the first spin. A couple spins later, I win another 800 dollar jackpot. I won back all of my 1600

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Text - Smeggywulff 5.1k points · 3 days ago Told this story before but it's been a while. My friends and I used to break into expensive looking houses and use their showers. This was in the late 90s when ridiculous showers were in vogue and we wanted to know if they were actually any good (for the most part they were not). We never stole anything (well, except water). We brought our own towels and toiletries. We were very careful about who we "hit" and made sure they had set schedules and no chi

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Text - T3st03 2.4k points · 3 days ago Wasting 2000+ hours for playing competitive multiplayer game. At the end, nothing i got other than hurting my eyes, brain, and my emotion.

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Text - IngloriousCavatappi 2.1k points · 3 days ago During an all-nighter study session with my college roommate we decided we wanted to get some McDonald's. It was around 1am, so we left all of our stuff in a common study room (laptops and all- wtf) and got in my car. It was pitch black, super foggy with my lights on, and raining to top it all off. I couldn't see more than a foot in front of my car so we were driving 10mph down the highway on no sleep. After less than 5 terrifying minutes we de

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Text - Black_kalla 1.3k points · 3 days ago I was a free intern for a flower shop. One day there was a shady person walking in the store basement. Somebody said he stole something from the shop and fled to the basement. The shop was in an apartment building, street level and the basement led to all over the building. So they said to me a 16 y/o girl to go to the basement and check the situation out. Well I was young and dumb and went. Thank god I found no one.

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Text - PurpleEnterpriseNX01 1.2k points · 3 days ago Jumping onto a bus that was pulling away from the bus stop without closing its doors. The bus is every 10 minutes.

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Text - Brendo200122 746 points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago Slept in a tent at an abandoned asbestos mine. Was able to see some of the asbestos all over the ground. View wasn't bad in the morning though.

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