Sunday, January 26, 2020

Bad Roommate Moments and Stories


Stories and moments of bad roommates | glass jar surrounded by a yarn rope: ur petty af decide start labeling dirty dishes like an art exhibit roommates always leave around apartment

Having a bad roommate is one of life's great frustrations. If you've never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn't clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that's getting extreme. 

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Funny and Frustrating Next Door Moments from Neighbors


Funny and frustrating moments from neighbors on community board Next Door | Apologies anyone who might have just witnessed lady running down an alley her underwear yelling Bologna My doggy escaped PANICKED

The idea behind a community board like Next Door is a noble one, with the goal of fostering a sense of belonging and whatever, but more often than not it just turns into a venue for people to air their fears and grievances. Also a place for old ladies to freak out about cars that drive by once at 3 pm.

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Awkward Moments People had with Celebrities


Twitter stories of awkward moments people had with stars | tweet by TheChangeU12C few years ago there period about 2 months where randomly ran into Whoopi Goldberg 3 different times various parts NYC first time she smiled at 2nd time she looked slightly confused 3rd time she looked slightly alarmed

Seeing a star in person can have the effect of making you the stupidest person on the planet. Like, what do you say to a movie star if you're awkwardly blocking their way on an airplane? Seeing someone in person that you've seen in a movie, even someone you may not even particularly like, creates a scenario that most people just don't know how to deal with.

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Guy's Friend Says She's Out Of His League, He Claps Back


Guy tells his friend that she's not that pretty after she says that she's out of his league | AITA telling my friend she isn't as attractive as she thinks? Everyone Sucks few nights ago hanging out with one my friends, and decided order food through Door Dash. About 30 minutes later get notification delivery guy is approaching with our order. Without word she dashes out front room

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was a jerk for clapping back against his friend who said she was out of his league. He proceeded to meet that statement by telling her that she "wasn't that pretty." People seem to be of the opinion that everyone kind of sucks here. 

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Guy Can't Legally Cut Down Tree, Knocks it Down with Bulldozer


Story of a guy who couldn't legally cut a tree down, so he knocked it down with a bulldozer | Posted by kg1206 Illegal cut down trees? Fine won't "cut" them down. This isn't my story but 's pretty well known one around my town. My town had some pretty strict bylaws about cutting down trees within town limits s because part green belt or something meaning have maintain certain amount green space

When this guy was faced with a dumb law getting in the way, this guy decided to fight back with a Cat. The logistics around tree removal can lead to some interesting drama. Here are some more loopholes clever people exploited.

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Pregnant Coworker Gets Her Just Deserts


A pregnant coworker gets the petty revenge that she deserves.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned petty revenge by an employee who was simply waiting for the opportune time to take it. In this case, it sounds like "Jill" was a bit of a nightmare to work with, when it came to her refusing to be a team player, and switch shifts. Sometimes emergencies come up, and if you refuse to help out other teammates in need by switching a shift, you better be ready for them to throw it right back in your face. Thus, we have Jill and her ultimate downfall. Oh boy, did Jill get those just deserts. 

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Jerk Manager Ruins Childhood Game Store, Ends Up Getting Fired


Rude manager destroys guy's childhood game, so he ends up getting fired | r/ProRevenge posted by WhiteOnmyoji Asshole manager destroyed my childhood game store so l got him fired judge card games local world championships

If you're going to be a rude manager and proceed to ruin someone's favorite childhood game store, you better be ready for them to retaliate. In this case, the retaliation was swift and brutal. Looks like the rude manager is going to be fresh on the job hunt!

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Clueless People In Dire Need Of Intelligence


A collection of ridiculously dumb moments from people on Facebook.

These people are as clueless as they come. Some people would really benefit from saying a lot less, or nothing at all, online. 

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Fun Tidbits From The English Language


A collection of fun and entertaining tidbits from the English language.

This makes my head happy. 

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Guy Tries To Build Computer, Can't Get It To Work, Input Button Solves All


Guy tries to build a computer, and can't get it to work until he realizes he hasn't been using input button correctly | r/tifu posted by Grilzzy44 TIFU by trying build computer first time. Recently tired build gaming PC first time. With help some friends and lot research thought ready buy parts, dive into and start building .

Ah, this guy can't be too hard on himself! All part of the learning experience that goes into an impressive undertaking like building your own computer. That being said, many of us can relate to the infuriating predicament that is discovering your machine isn't broken and is just on the wrong input. Happens to the best of us. 

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Dumb Design Fails that Didn't Go as Planned


Funny dirty and stupid design failures | tweet by starboots_ looking an app stabilizes time-lapse videos and uh would have maybe gone with different name. and logo. and just everything PRO LAPSE. FOR NICE REAR BARGAIN LEASE FITOUT PARKING RENT

The bad part about making a product or sign is that if you obviously screw up, a whole bunch of people are gonna see it and get to laugh at your mistake. The upside is that a whole bunch of people are going to see it, and they get to laugh at your mistake. Here are some more dumb design fails that were someone's one job.

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"Legend" In Support Department Gets Called Out For Whining Too Much


A whiny person gets called out for whining way too much | r/Windscribe Windscribe VPN Pain SUPPORT Windscribe support has only responded two tickets one asking logs which were sent asap never heard back. Another as snarky message defending support responses

If you've got an established reputation as being a "legendary whiner" amongst the customer service/support department, it's probably best to put a lid on it for future complaints. It sounds like this dude made it his mission to bombard the support department with as many complaints as he could hatch up. What a nightmare. 

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Lying Liars Getting Lit Up By The Truth


Liars that got called out for spreading dishonesty online | Quit shit, this is 1000 PC at best. If actually managed spend 5k on got so ripped off 's not even funny Alexander Bro built peice by peice if u dont like get on Show parts list and managed spend 5k so can laugh at please 's 980ti god's sake Even 2080TI is only $1000.

At this point, it's really just like the population of online liars get off on trying to sell people their various bits of BS.They've seemingly forgotten that we've got endless means at our disposal to deconstruct their lies, and things like "Google Reverse Image Search" help a lot too. When will the stupidity and dishonesty ever end? Uh, never. Clearly. 

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Bride Asks Bridesmaid To Dye Hair To Fit Wedding Color Scheme


Bride asks bridesmaid to die her hair to better fit in with the wedding color scheme | AITA asking my bridesmaid temporarily change her vibrant hair colour my colour schemed wedding? Asshole My 24 f bridsemaid cousin Ella 26 f is be my wedding party June ongoing issue is my wedding has blue and green peacock theme and guests have been asked follow this colour scheme with their clothes. Hair wasn't originally included at all colour scheme but my cousin Ella has natural bright ginger hair.

We're having a hard time grasping the fact that people like this actually exist. The bridezilla in this particularly pleasant scenario asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for asking her bridesmaid to die her hair/wear a wig to fit in with the wedding's color scheme. The backlash in the comments section was real. Everyone seemed to agree that the bridezilla was really on one with this request. 

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Pet Owners Reveal Their Animals' Quirkiest Behavior


AskReddit replies to pet owners revealing their animals' quirkiest behavior | posted by Uparupa212 have cat plays fetch with his stuffed animals. He also gets annoyed don't throw stuffed animal far enough, and loves chase down stairs into basement.

People are sharing their pets' quirkiest behavior in what's quickly becoming quite the adorable AskReddit thread. It's those strange and nonsensical habits that make our pets all the more endearing. 

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Concierge For Super Rich People Dishes Out Juiciest Stories


Concierge for the super rich people shares his juiciest stories working with clients on Reddit | posted by gambigirl are common physical attributes affluent people building along lines 1000 shoes ResidentialConcierge High Quality perfume. They all fucking smell good.

A self-proclaimed concierge for the rich and "super rich" took to Reddit to share some of his juiciest stories from his time spent working the job. Whether it's witnessing the super rich get away with all kinds of ridiculous depravity, or enjoying the benefits of insanely large tips....you definitely end up seeing some things. 

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Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills


Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

This train conductor clearly chose the wrong profession. The dude has a knack for investigating. That passenger doesn't even know what hit him. 

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Ways People Rebelled Against Unfair School Rules


Ways students rebelled at school | posted by Acceptable-Living Last year our school fetched ban on backpacks and bags general since they were apparently safety hazard" two days later some guy my yeargroup comes carrying his books and pencil case microwave. Dude made national news

School is typically your first opportunity in life to be done dirty by an uncaring monolith with corrupt administration, so it's no wonder it can be a place of rebellion. People remember when teachers are unfair, and come up with some clever ways to flout the rules.

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