Monday, February 4, 2019

Usain Bolt Casually Ties The NFL Combine Record For The 40-Yard-Dash, Wearing Loafers


Absolutely insane. Usain Bolt shatters what some of us might think as physically possible, with a lightning bolt kind of speed. In this case, Bolt, turns up at the NFL combine in a pair of loafers, and proceeds to chase down the record with what looks like effortless grace. What a beast.

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Boiled Dirty Water Under A Microscope Is A Terribly Gruesome Sight To Behold


The results we find in this video are unsurprisingly gnarly and strangely fascinating. Let's keep a wary eye out for the one colony that survived all this...

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Production Company Releases Hilarious Clapback After Rapper Doesn't Pay for Video


Soundcloud Rapper Sheck Wes decided to not pay for a music video after shooting the whole thing, so the company who made it released their own version. Needless to say, the result was less than flattering. Hey, at least they eventually got to use all that footage, right?

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Bud Light Triggers Angered Corn Lobby On Twitter With Spicy Super Bowl Ad


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Bud Light's Super Bowl ad called out beer competitors that allegedly use corn syrup in their products. People online have expressed mixed feelings of outrage and confusion. Outside what the consumers think, the Corn Lobby Twitter account, fired off some complaints; but not before, they managed to tag both the wrong Miller Lite and Coors Light. Maybe it's in the corn syrup their drinking, but I'll tell you what; we are ALL about those little, wonderful fails. Also. The tone of the tweet, and specifically using the word, "disappointment" almost makes it feel like there's a disapproving mother on the other end of this bizarre saga. And the way this person's failing to tag the right accounts too...

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Employee Makes Cringeworthy Discovery That His Pregnant Boss Is An Anti-Vaxxer


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This employee went digging for laughs, and came up with an angered anti-vaxxer boss, who believes big pharma's are just trying to control your ind and body. It was an unanticipated tirade, and the uncomfortable silence that must've ensued when she finished making her points about vaccines being a cause of autism, had to have been powerful...

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Terry Crews Smoothly Shuts Down Disrespectful Twitter Troll With Classy Burn


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Terry Crews addressed an incendiary, insensitive statement from a troll on Twitter, with a brutal burn that didn't sacrifice classiness in the process. We were just saying the other day how, Terry Crews, is the real MVP. And it's moments like these that really serve to drive the point home. The man faces bullsh*t-ridden verbal assaults that internet trolls send behind the (sometimes) anonymous safety of their computer screens, with self-respect, strength, and fire in his veins. We're all about it. 

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Incompetent Scammer Gets Exposed and Trolled into the Dirt by Funny Dude


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It would behoove scammers to not use photos of easily searchable adult film stars. After quickly being found out, this scammer did a strange thing and admitted to being a fraud. That said, this revelation still didn't stop our main man from messing with the poor guy. He's just trying to get "medicine for his sick grandma" after all.

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30 Hilariously Spicy Memes Of 21 Savage Getting Busted By ICE Over Immigration Issue


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Rapper, 21 Savage, is in hot water right now, and it smells like English Breakfast tea. Specifically, he was arrested by ICE for allegedly overstaying his visa. Reports suggest that he's a U.K. citizen who overstayed his visa, and now faces deportation. With such a wave of unexpected news regarding a worldwide celebrity like that of, 21 Savage, the internet's naturally stepped up to meme the sh*t out of his deception. 

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21 Embarrassed People Share the Dumbest Thing They Ever Did to Impress Their Crush


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We don't know where it comes from, but sometimes when you see someone you like, there's a certain, primal urge to impress them in the most idiotic ways possible. It's incredibly stupid, but for a lot of us, if a hot person is walking down the street, our next logical thought is "I bet she'd like to see how high I can jump." Here's a collection of the dumb things people tried, which for the record, sometimes worked.

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Panicked Employee Costs His Company Thousands Of Dollars After Pressing The Spacebar


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You can almost make out this employee's stress-sweat in the story, told. This story's the stuff of fever dreams. My hands get clammy just trying to picture myself in his nightmarish scenario. 

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13 Deceptive Women Confess Why They Lied About Being On Birth Control


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These lying women put their concerns, desires, and dreams ahead of telling the truth. That considered, some of them just kind of sound like....the worst! To deceive your partner, and play around with the creation of life in the process, seems pretty damn out there.

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British Woman Tweets Her Hilarious Fail At Trying The Viral Water Trick


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Something of a viral movement has been in motion, centered on freezing people in the midwest or really anywhere cold enough in the world, to toss a cup of water into the extremely cold air and watch it fall back to earth looking like snow. In this case, we have a clever woman in the UK, trolling the movement with a take of her own. Things go hilariously terribly. 

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10 Flabbergasted People Share When They Seriously Needed To Speak To A Manager


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Just cause you find yourself in a moment of great, impossible stress doesn't mean that the manager -- wherever they might be hiding -- is going to see you about the problem you've dug up, real or imagined. Sometimes though, when the sh*t does in fact get real, and you're not leaving some bullsh*t-stained review to diminish an establishment's online reputation, you absolutely need to speak to the manager! These are some of those stories, that capture those moments. 

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