Sunday, October 4, 2020

Parents Stick It To Property Owner, Purchase Land, Sell It To Neighbor


Man, this property owner sounds like a cruel piece of work. Fortunately, the parents were able to engineer and successfully execute a pro revenge where they were able to blindside the property owner with an "offer" that ended up being $5K less than the original offer. The fact that they were able to reduce the amount of money the property owner made, on top of being able to give Sally her land is something special. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this tenant who took revenge on an evil landlord.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/IAmDinosaurROWR • 2y + Join Land Deal Gone Awry - A Tale of Vengeance Disclaimer: this tale of revenge was thought up, and carried out, by my parents and neighbor. My parents live in a nice, quiet neighborhood. For the most part, everyone gets along well and the neighborhood exists in its own little bubble; the only time you see people from outside the neighborhood bubble is on Halloween.

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Text - Our backyard neighbor, a single, middle aged woman who we'll call Sally, was kind of adopted by our family and came to all holiday parties and family get togethers. We all love her and that made our revenge all the more satisfying. Sally had a next door neighbor who owned a lot between Sally's house and her own. When the neighbor expressed an interest in selling the lot, Sally offered to purchase it and a deal was made. Unfortunately, Sally's neighbor died prior to the land deal being fin

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Text - My parents and Sally hatched a plan, though. My parents, whom RBF did not know, had an attorney draft a purchase offer for the empty lot. They offered several thousand less than Sally's original offer had been. RBF hemmed and hawed, but came back with a counter offer equivalent to Sally's original offer. My parents offered her five thousand less and she accepted. After the sale was finalized, my parents sold the lot to Sally for the same price they purchased it; Sally ended up receiving t

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Text - Another interesting tidbit - after purchasing the lot, my parents notified the town of their intent to not develop the property so nobody can ever build a single family dwelling on it. Killed two birds with one stone - no downhill neighbor and the property stays in the "family." TL;DR - Parents purchased property to sell to neighbor whom property owner refused to sell to, resulting in a loss of money to the original property owner. 3.1k 171 1 Share

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Contractor Dodges Delusional Choosing Beggar


The level of entitlement in this scenario is truly beyond comprehension. We just don't understand how people end up losing touch with reality like this. There's no possible way to reason with anyone approaching a negotiation like this. 

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Text - Thanks for getting back to me so quickly, but that price is way too high. My budget is around $5,000. Hi - when we went over the design, all the materials you chose were far over $5,000. The custom tiles 60 x 30 are worth more than $5,000 alone, not to mention all the other things included in the Scope of work.

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Text - What Tiles can't be that much, I can get them cheaper myself.

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Text - If you'd like I can send over new paperwork where you are responsible for the purchases and I am simply the installer. I'd need a list of the stuff you plan on buying so I can quote appropriately. If I'm buying the stuff you should have a flat fee install, no?

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Text - Well I have to base it off what we are installing. If you decide to go with quality items, they can take longer or be harder to install. If you go with simple stuff I can probably help you out. Simple stuff? Excuse me? I don't think we are on the same page when we spoke last time I made it clear quality is key. I don't know what you expect with a $5,000 budget.

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Text - I expect to get what we agreed on. You told me you can start Monday - I expect that to happen at the price we agreed upon. No price has been agreed on. I am not sure where the confusion is - but let me help explain. You accumulated over $30,000 in materials for this bathroom. Some of which have huge wait times, like the custom tiles which take 8-12 weeks and are imported from Italy. I told you I can start the demolition and run the lines, but that would mean you have no bathroom while we

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Text - Look we agreed upon the scope of work, you have to do what we discussed. Go to a McDonald's, take a look at their bathroom, that's what I can give you for $5,000. Rude. There's a million contractors, it's Manhattan. Imagine being so entitled - you are not that good. True I don't deserve you. Good luck with your project! Thanks, goodbye.

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Tenant Takes Revenge On Evil Landlord


Nothing melts our hearts like seeing an evil and maniacal landlord get righteously taken down by a tenant who simply had enough of their BS. It sounds like this particular landlord was a waking nightmare. Like, my dude, you cannot walk into a tenant's apartment without giving notice. There are laws in this strange existence that we call our own. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/ArizonaAvenue • 107d + Join Revenge on Evil Landlord When I was in University, l'd heard stories about horrible landlords of student housing but hadn't experienced it myself... Until third year, when it felt like we got 3 years worth of shitty landlords all in one go. It began when I heard noises in the wall behind my bed at night, I brushed it off for a while until I realised that it was an animal in the wall.

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Text - I told the landlords the next day, and they immediately played dumb, acting as if I was stupid in front of my housemates for suggesting that something could fit inside of a wall. That was the first alarm bell, why immediately try to embarrass me into dropping it? After explaining that I know what a cavity wall is, she asked if we'd seen anything in the kitchen (oddly specific, we didn't think about it until later). From then on her husband delt with us, we weren't aware that he was our la

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Text - The rat disappeared into a hole in the (completely crumbling) kitchen wall and the landlord claimed that we made it up, and that they'd never had a rodent problem (I contacted the previous tenants through facebooking names I found on letters for them that had been posted to us by mistake; the property had had a rat problem for the last 3 years before we moved in at least). I set a rat trap and caught one, took photos, and sent them to the landlord to tellI him to sort the problem out. He

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Text - To cut the rest of the setting the scene part of the story short; we called the council who sent a pest control team, while on their visit one of the men took my housemate to one side and told her that our landlord is evil and he is known for getting nasty. They told him that it wasn't our fault that there were rats, it was his, and he screamed in my face until he was bright red about how I was a terrible person and was trying to take him down for no reason (one of my housemates had to le

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Text - It was written into our contract that we had to be notified 24 hours in advance if anyone needed access to the house, which included house viewings. I began my mission; stop any other students from getting stuck in this hellhole. The house was being shown by agents so it made it fairly easy. I left the rat traps in prominent places, casually explaining why we needed them if asked, and if I felt I was being too subtle, making a fake show of "oh gosh, please ignore the rat traps! The landlo

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Text - The agents never said anything to me directly, and because we had to be notified I could always make sure I was home when there was a viewing (my housemates fully supported my revenge, but I was the woman of action in the house, when I'm sure l'm in the right I will do what's necessary to make things right). That was until they tried to turn up unannounced one day, not even knocking, just unlocked our front door and walked in. Luckily I was in the house, and kicked them out for not inform

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Text - No new tenants had signed for the house by the time we were free of that hell hole, it's been two years now though so I have no idea what happened to the rat house. ETA: Firstly, I can't believe this post got so popular! This is my first post on reddit so thank you had a lot of people asking where this was because they had similar experiences, at the risk of him seeing it (and trying to sue me again) it was in Southampton. Apparently there are a lot of similar (shitty) landlords out there

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Quick Funny Tumblr Thread On Food Allergies


This quick and entertaining Tumblr thread has us witness the online spectacle that is a Tumblr user potentially learning for the first time that they're allergic to citrus. While we're on that note though, what's with the whole eating ants thing? Like, come on, man. That being said, this thread should definitely serve as an educational reference point for anyone who has ever found themselves with an unexplainable itchy throat after eating bananas/avocados/fruits/etc. Oh, and honey isn't supposed to burn. That's no good. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how people's brains turn off around pets.

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Text - @eggzbian-deactivated20191126 orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op I think you're probably allergic to citrus?

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Text - luckylesbiano is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like grimehands kramergate every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go "oh that sucks I can't imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!" and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat- itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

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Text - noxtheox kramer i'm still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing kramergate I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

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Text - darkersolstice Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn't untilI was about 26 or so! solarpunkarchivist Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

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Text - justketerthings Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently demonsgold YALL calamity-ashley Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

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Text - ryukohime • 15h I forgot I'm allergic to nickel once and I wore a nickel- plated watch and I couldn't figure out why my wrist got sore and itchy and bumpy Three months later I was still wearing it daily and my mom was like "honey I think that's nickel. You know you're allergic to nickel, right?" Also l'm lactose intolerant and there is nothing and no one that can stop me from eating a whole block of cheese/family-size pizza/pint of ice cream in one go. Sometimes I remember to take my pill

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Text - Luvlygrl123 • 15h Had to explain to my bf that no, honey is not spicy nor does it tingle Reply 221 PaynefullyCute • 12h This exact tumblr thread was what made me realize I am allergic to honey (or something in it? idk). Cause I assumed it was supposed to make your mouth and throat a little bit burny feeling. Cause it's a load of sugar, and some sweets do that too, and maybe the sugar in honey is just like those sweets? Nope, allergy. No wonder it never actually helped my throat beyond the

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Text - strtdrt • 16h I have this with banana/avocado! Only found out it's not normal as an adult :D Reply 27 HauntedMeow • 14h For some reason banana/avocado allergy can develop into an allergy to all sorts of fruit and vegetable skin. Happened to a friend of mine. So watch out for that. 20 ucchan801 • 9h This is exactly what happened to me too. Started with bananas (I thought the the itchy tongue and throat that came with it was normal as a kid). Then it later developed to include avocado, wate

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Spelling Fails That Mangled Words Up Nice


You can't sit down and make everyone spell the way you'd like them to, so you're just kind of left with seeing the mistakes where they arise and laughing about them when you can. Who knows what the cause is for all of these spelling fails. It could be public schools, sheer ignorance, aggressive autocorrect or a combination of all three.

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Man Misunderstands Common Phrase, Girlfriend's Dad Suffers A Shock As Result


It's hilarious how one simple and completely innocent misunderstanding can go on to inspire quite the hilarious chain of events. In this particular scenario, this guy misunderstood his girlfriend's dad when they were having a conversation, and basically ended up asking the poor guy if he could have his blessing to cheat on his daughter. At least they were all able to have a good laugh about it after the fact. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/ChainedEagle • 22h TIFU by telling my Girlfriend's Dad that our relationship was in decline and I would be asking his permission to have an affair. M This happened last month during a staycation in the U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend's (25F) family. My GF, her mum and her sister decided to go shopping for the day. Her dad, sister's boyfriend and I headed for the pub. We were about 3 pints in when the FU began.. GFs Dad: "OP, how long have you and my daughter been together no

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Text - Here is where it started to unravel. I couldn't recall the exact meaning of the phrase "7 year itch" but i thought it was meant to be a tongue in cheek question, basically asking if my GF was getting impatient about when I was to propose and when we would get married. Except, It doesn't mean that at all. Me: "Yes, in fact, I have been thinking about it more and more recently and I expect it to be on the cards soon. Of course, when the time comes, I will ask for your blessing." My GFs dad

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Text - After dinner that night, I asked my GF if her Dad was okay as he seemed off with me. I briefed her on the conversation in the pub. She stopped me halfway through, with a huge grin on her face, struggling to contain her laughter. She went on to explain that the phrase "7 year itch" is in fact a saying or popular belief that after 7 years, a relationship or marriage declines and often results in one of both parties having an affair.

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Text - So in essence, I told my girlfriend's father that I had been thinking about the decline of our relationship and when the time came, I would be asking his blessing to sleep with other women. Thankfully, my future in- laws are good people. Once I explained my FU and apologised, they laughed it off and we forgot about it :) TL;DR I misunderstood a common phrase and effectively told my girlfriend's father that our relationship was in peril and I would be asking his blessing to have an affair.

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Text - 1. There are a few people calling me out and calling me an arsehole for wanting to ask permission to marry my girlfriend. First of all, I would like to say this is a common and traditional practise in the U.K. one which I don't particularly agree with. That said, my girlfriends family are very traditional people and would likely be offended if I didn't ask. I am going to respect their traditions, even if I don't agree with them. My girlfriend is fully aware of this and agrees it is the ri

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Text - 2. Many people have questioned why the hell my girlfriends dad would ask that and they are trying to somehow psychoanalyse the situation. I have known my girlfriends dad for many years, we are good friends and often go to the pub, watch football etc. He didn't ask the question seriously and was joking. I think it was meant rhetorically and my response took him by surprise (probably the stupidity of it) and was trying to make sense of it before the girls turned up shortly and we had to lea

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Terrifically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments


Work isn't all that much fun, so most of us try to develop a series of shortcuts to get ourselves through the day that much faster. Sometimes these can get a bit out of hand, look ridiculous, ruin other people's good work or become a nuisance, but hey, that's the way of the laziness blade. This world is chock full of "not my job" moments of advanced laziness.

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