Thursday, July 4, 2019

Smooth Wingman Assists A Dude Struggling To Lift A Girl


He pulled through with some seriously smooth wingman skills! 

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Sociology Professor's Generation Z Slang Dictionary Goes Viral


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This high school sociology professor out of Lowell Massachusetts is ready to educate the masses on all that wild Generation Z slang! Are you ready for it. 

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Jerk Neighbors Threaten To Hurt Guy's Dog So He Plants 5000 Weeds In Their Garden


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These OCD-riddled neighbors were being toxically invasive. It sounds like they were trying to micromanage what this guy did with his property, and specifically had a serious bone to pick with him about his dog's unavoidable bathroom breaks. Long story short, they get so triggered that they threaten to hurt the dude's dog, so he retaliates by planting an army of weeds in their garden under the cover of nightfall. This is just the kind of strategic revenge that we love to see. Doesn't sound like anyone was hurt. Just a whole lot of frustration. 

If you're looking for more juicy revenge drama we recommend that you check out these two fitness bullies from a spin class losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.

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Millennials Pretend To Be Baby Boomers In Hilarious Facebook Group


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This is the kind of Twitter thread that just gives you life. Those millennials and their dang ruthless jokes man. 

I heard the rambling voices of extended family echo through my mind while reading this absolutely hilarious thread. It would seem that the youth have decided to wage further war against those baby boomers by starting a Facebook group dedicated to trolling their reputation for having troubling navigating the ins and outs of social media. The resulting statuses and comments sections are comedy goldmines. 

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Two Fitness Bullies In Spin Class Throw Shade And Lose Jobs In Tactical Revenge


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These spin class fitness bullies sound like a couple detestable jerks. The fact that they end up losing access to the studio, AND losing their jobs/side hustle is just the kind of righteous, successful revenge that we love to celebrate back here at Fail Blog. The original thread can be found here.

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge content, we recommend checking out the timelessly entertaining classic of a bully landlord getting it in the end after a tenant's nuclear revenge.  

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Some Prime And Classy Tinder History (14 Images)


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And then these hopelessly lost romantics try to meet in real life. Tinder never fails to leave us speechless, amazed, and generally discouraged for the future of modern dating. It's a wild Tinderverse out there, stay safe folks. 

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Proof That Miley Cyrus' Demon Jumped To Katy Perry ( Images)


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If you argue against this compelling conspiracy theory, you're basically arguing against science. 

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California Gets Rocked By Its Biggest Earthquake In Years


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The strongest earthquake in years rocked parts of Southern California and Nevada early this morning. Various celebrities took to Twitter to vocalize their alarm and grateful relief that everything worked out. 

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25 Dating Red Flags That Made People Lose Interest Immediately


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It can be really easy to like someone if you know absolutely nothing about them. But once someone pulls a big one like being mean to dogs or taking a crap in your sink, it can be easier to see them without rose colored glasses. For some others, here are red flags people ignored because their SO's were so hot.

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Tumblr's Dissection of Pokemon's Probability System Is Maddening and Amazing


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Tumblr loves to obsess over stuff, and Pokemon games are just one of those near and dear topics that people can't stop talking about. To start, you have some of the insane math and puzzles programmed into the games, followed by a staunch defense of how incredible the programming is. Then you get to see what people have done with the games since then, like a gaming escape artists and a synopsis of the insane endeavor that was "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Wild stuff.

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20 Blursed Images That Were Spawned In Purgatory Itself


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Blessed meets cursed in this collection of "Blursed Images." This is a new trend to hit the internet, and we're all for it. It's like if cursed images weren't too far down the rabbit's hole of stomach-turning strangeness, and instead actually managed to make us laugh. That being said, if you're still looking for a collection of cursed images, we recommend you check out these 37 cursed images that will make you cringe dangerously hard.

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Influencer Bridezilla Is An Absolute Entitled Nightmare


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This influencers culture is getting out of hand. 

"To deny me is to abuse my over-inflated ego." Yes, that's the gist of a painfully obnoxious, terribly entitled correspondence between an influencer bridezilla and a very reasonable communications firm. To go so far as to tell them to NOT respond again, or else they'll get named and shamed was the icing on this choosing beggar "influencer" cake. 

With wedding season in full bloom, the bridezilla's are really coming out of the woodwork. Just the other day we ran another painful post on another bridezilla who gave her bald bridesmaid a hard time for not wearing a wig to the wedding. Like, are you kidding me! 

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18 Taxi/Uber/Lyft Drivers Share Their Most Interesting Situations On The Job


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A recent AskReddit thread has taxi, Uber, and Lyft drivers sharing their most interesting situations that popped up on the job. Surprisingly not all of these are bad. Some passengers even stepped up to hook some drivers up with job opportunities! 

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23 Embarrassing Spellers Who Need a Dictionary for Christmas


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We get it, some words are hard to spell. Everyone makes mistakes, and some words are truly hard. That said, most of us have made it past 6th grade, and when you screw up this bad, you're begging for people to make fun of you. For more, check out these spelling fails that are chrew-lee something else.

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Sexy Chick Asks To Get Roasted, Gets Absolutely Obliterated


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Aren't these roasts supposed to be funny? This was just plain MEAN. 

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19 First Dates That Didn't Go So Well


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Twitter users are describing their first date fails. Rest assured, these dates erred on the side of cringeworthy disaster. You never know what kind of lunacy could be hiding behind that next "blind date." Best to keep your wits about you and come prepared. 

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