Thursday, March 11, 2021

Motorcycle Fails Towing Surfer Through Pool


When you see a person standing precariously on a surfboard while attached to a motorcycle, your first instinct isn't exactly to be on the lookout for the safety of the motorcyclist. But here we are, seeing exactly that. What was the plan for when they got to the end of the pool, anyway?

Archer Chooses Not To Shoot Arrow After Opponents Equipment Malfunctions


Sometimes people surprise us with their acts of selfless kindness. Like this dude who decided he wouldn't shoot his arrow after an opponent's equipment ended up malfunctioning. 

Man Challenges Gaston To Manly Push-up Contest At Disney World


Clearly, this dude vastly underestimated the Gaston that he was dealing with. That absolutely ruthless burn at the end there was really the icing on the cake. Maybe the dude will be inspired to double down on the pushup workouts for going forwards. 

TikTok Video Shows Amazon Delivery Driver Take Package


This video uploaded by TikTok user @talktomeinstead, has gone viral, and it's honestly not surprising. You get to witness what's an apparent TikTok delivery driver proceed to take a picture of a package confirming it for delivery, and then leave with the same package. The sketchiness level is off the charts with this one. 

Delectable Looking Things That Aren't Quite Food


Reality has a habit of looking way too delicious for it's own good. There's just too many dice, coins and bits of rock out there that look like cookies, candy and gummies. There's too many car fluids that look like refreshing beverages. There's even snakes that look like bananas and that's not fair. There's just too many delicious looking things that aren't food.

Man Tells Wife He'll Open Separate Bank Account Amidst Finance Drama


Marriage brings with it a whole lot of hurdles. You've agreed to share your life with someone, and that oftentimes implies a shared bank account. If there isn't a flow, a mutual understanding between partners over how that money's going to be spend, then a whole lot of drama can end up breaking out. It sounds like this guy's wife is operating on a very different frequency for what she considers to be sound investment opportunities. So, he consulted the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to see whether or not he'd be in the wrong for choosing to open a separate bank account if her habits don't change. 

Boss Disregards Tech Support's Friendly Advice


Many of us have ended up fielding our unfortunate share of lengthy updates that can then end up making it very hard for us to do our jobs, because our computers end up being necessarily incapacitated while they're updated. With that being said, the bossman in this tech support tale certainly learned his humbling lesson after pressing the very button he was advised to not press. Learn something new every day. Check out another ridiculous tech support tale with this lady who bought a wired mouse, and then got angry that it wasn't wireless

Incompetent Manager Demands Horrible Customer Service, Receives All Blame


Steve didn't realize he was in over his head when he decided to make his own customer service department incomprehensibly worse, but what he also didn't anticipate was that all the blame would fall on him too. For another one about a bad boss, here's a boss whoillegally docked wages, so an employee crushed his dreams.

Creepy Moments People Won't Forget Anytime Soon


There are a few types of creepy stories. Some are like a quizzical moment that people have a hard time explaining, like a weird coincidence or some kind of paranormal junk. Then there's the other kind of creepy, the kind where you wake up at 3 in the morning, look out your window and there's just a dude standing in the middle of the road staring at your house. Yikes.

Entitled People and Their Amazing Demands


There's no guessing what kind of unsympathetic, irrational thing incredibly entitled people might want. It could be a request to move back the birth of your kid a few days. They might want a new tv delivered to their house because it's their own birthday. Entitled people are laughably bold and there's no way of convincing them otherwise. They're some quality characters.

Public Art and Clever Vandalism That Didn't Go Unnoticed


We're not telling everyone to go drawing mustaches on billboards, but it just keeps happening so why not try to enjoy the clever and stupid things people scrawl on their environment? Strangely amazing vandalism isn't the rarest thing out there. People have a lot to say and apparently they're willing to climb a pole in the dead of night to say it.

An Imaginative Tumblr Thread On Old Mercury Engines


We can always count on the creative, unpredictable, and outright absurd minds of the wild world of Tumblr to keep us entertained. This Tumblr thread might've thrown a fair number of people for a loop, because the key to understanding the whole insanity of the "knowledge" being shared is to double check that Tumblr user's username. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems unleashed from the depths over here

Times Rob Lowe's Kids Trolled Him To Oblivion


There's no denying the fact that kids just seem to love trolling their parents to oblivion. However, with that being said, proper trolling is its own kind of art form. Clearly, Rob Lowe's kid knows what he's doing. 

Most Annoying Things People Say To Sound Intelligent


The internet's full of mind titans and obnoxious "brainiacs" that spew off half baked sentiments that are wrapped up in flowery words with the intention to flex those fragile egos. Unfortunately, these brainiacs are blinded by the love they possess for hearing themselves talk, and thus don't realize that everyone else is having none of it. Hopefully you don't find yourself realizing you say a lot of the things mentioned in this list. But, if you do, never too late to change. 

Football Coach Experiences Shortest Press Conference In History


Just make sure to turn those captions on and you should be set to jet. Apparently there was some drama in the comments section about how the journalists keep silent because the coach just defeated their favorite team. But shoutout to Juve for the win over Porto.