The Love Island Contestant Who Insisted Essex Was A Continent

We've all seen those man-on-the-street late night segments of people trying and failing to guess where different countries are on a map. While watching a guy with a "who farted" t-shirt point at Turkmenistan and insist that it's France is a hilarious bummer, we didn't realize we should be giving that dude credit for at least understanding that both of those places are countries. In this case, we have a reality show contestant needing an explanation between cities, counties, countries and continents. I guess we can at least give her credit for wanting to learn?

Tom Hanks Recognizes Old Bank Where He'd Cash Unemployment Checks

Man. A pretty wild scenario to envision. One moment you're just working on scraping by, cashing those unemployment checks, and then suddenly you're being interviewed across the street from a restaurant that's named after your movie. The word around town is that Tom is a real one outside of his movies. Seems believable enough. There's something to be said about coming from humble beginnings. 

Dude Tries To Sneak Onto Fenway Field, Gets Crushed

That security guard is taking his job very seriously. This guy just thought he'd go ahead and sneak right onto Fenway Park with no consequences. Well, he absolutely thought wrong. The dude got completely lit up. 

Entitled People Who Made Big Absurd Demands

Isn't it beautiful, the way that someone can completely ignore reality and just make up their own reasons for why people owe them stuff? Maybe they're an influencer who thinks they can charge restaurants to give them food or a neighbor who think they can just usurp a driveway. It's never a dull moment when the entitled people of the world decide they want something

Customer Demands Extra Cheese On Alfredo Pizza, Sloppy Cheese Catastrophe Ensues

Ah, yes, just another day working a soul-draining customer service gig and having to deal with an impossible customer who insists on being rude for no good reason. It sounds like this guy came in hot on the scene. Well, he shouldn't have taken the stance he did. He went on to learn a valuable and very messy lesson in the importance of not being rude to the people who are serving you. That pizza probably would've fit right into one of our infamous cursed food collections.

26 Stupid Ways People Almost Died

Granted there aren't any "smart" ways to accidentally slip and fall into a vat acid, here are some extremely avoidable and terribly absurd situations people escaped with their lives. In summary, don't fall asleep while driving, make sure electronic devices are unpluggled while taking them apart, and for god's sake look both ways before crossing the street. Here are some life-ruining bullets people dodged as well as various things that can be surprisingly dangerous.

Fast and Foolish: The Legend of DeSean Jackson

Andre Pegeron is a writer and comedian based in California. For some reason, he still loves his hometown Detroit Lions. Read his tweets about comedy, sports, and cities at @andrepegeron.

Millennial Memes For The Aching Backbone of The Economy

As millennials start to take over the work force, it's our time to realize why everyone older than us was always so constantly tired. How old are the millennials now? Something like 30 but sometimes hitting 40. What do we do abut back pain? Not sure yet. Some say vacation helps, but we'll never know what that is. Here are more millennial memes for those kids hovering around 30.

Millennial Memes For The Aching Back Bone of The Economy

As millennials start to take over the work force, it's our time to realize why everyone older than us was always so constantly tired. How old are the millennials now? Something like 30 but sometimes hitting 40. What do we do abut back pain? Not sure yet. Some say vacation helps, but we'll never know what that is. Here are more millennial memes for those kids hovering around 30.

Servers That Have Waited On Celebs Share Their Experiences

It's dangerously easy to fall prey to misconceptions about what celebrities are actually like, just because of what we might read on the news. Sometimes it can be a wildly unrealistic, positive picture. Other times, you might find yourself in a situation where you cross paths with that one celeb that you always had an appreciation for, only to realize that they're just a waking nightmare of an entitled human being. We can't verify whether or not these people are telling the truth, but at the very least, they make for some interesting little stories. 

Pregnant Woman Receives Gifts From Husband At Work, Coworker Complains

Look, there are plenty of things in this crazy life that are worth pitching a fit over. Maybe you're just having one of those bad days, and someone goes out of their way to cut you in line at your local café where you were in particular dire need of that sweet caffeine fix. Maybe you had an insensitive road rager stink up the road with all kinds of inexcusable, loudmouth, horn-honkin antics. But to go out of your way and complain about a pregnant coworker receiving gifts from her loving husband at work? Come on. 

Especially when you consider the deeper context of this post. It sounds like every effort was made for it to not be too theatrical of a gesture. Really, what it boils down to, is something must be going on in this woman's coworker's life. Even with all of that being considered, some folks in the comments were keen to point out the age gap, and also the fact that sending gifts in every day was a bit excessive. 

Grandmas That Told It All In Their Facebook Bios

With technology continuing to evolve at such a frantic pace, it's inevitable that some folks are going to have a harder time keeping up with the changes than others. Especially some people in the older generations. This quick and hilarious collection of comedy gems pays homage to some grandmas in the Facebook world that might've let the rest of the online world know more than they realized. It's alright though. 

Bride And Groom Don't Pay Balance Due, Show Up To Venue For Rehearsal

It's remarkable the lengths to which people can delude themselves. In this case, we have a bride and a groom who thought it'd be all gravy to turn up at their wedding rehearsal and act like nothing happened, after they never made good on the balance they had due. As you might be able to imagine, things unfortunately spiraled out of control very quickly. Check out some more wedding drama with this story about a woman's sister who married her ex, so she refused to show up, and then her sister went ahead and pitched a fit.

Band Won't Pay Music Producer, Band Gets Rightful Comeuppance

There are far too many instances of shameless cheapskates who were their own worst enemies. In this case, we have a band that had the collective audacity to take the stance of not paying their dues to a hard-working music producer. Fortunately, the music producer in question was more than ready to enact a calculated, brutal pro revenge. If you want to keep the revenge drama going, check out this petty revenge story about a neighbor who started selling the same pumpkins as a mom, and then how a petty pumpkin war ensued.

Painfully Relatable Programmer Memes That Struck The Rage Key

Programmers are really out there in the trenches when it comes to the kinds of frustrating nonsense that they end up having to deal with. This particular batch of programmer memes might speak to the soul of a programmer on a level so deep that it both hurts, yet also feels reassuring to know that there are plenty of other folks out there also muddling through the struggle. 

Supercut Of Econ Professor Saying "Beef" 125 Times In One Lecture

 It's just good to know that people are still out there using their time in school wisely. Instead of sleeping through this lecture or missing it entirely, this diligent student was able to cut down all the superfluous, non-essential parts of this lecture into a highly focused beef tsunami.