What a headline...but then again, this is THE SIMS; and we'd expect nothing short of a delightfully dark sense of humor from gamers when it comes to how much they can generally f**k with their Sims' existence. Our speedrunner champion of the hour's commentary in this video is also hilarious: the sheer amount of cold calculated focus is impressive and mildly alarming, all at once.
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Those brutal moments when expectation meets reality.
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They're going to regret this when their kids see it.
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These ladies know how to keep a relationship interesting with razorsharp wit, and not taking things too seriously.
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We're deep in the dog days of summer, people. Long and hot afternoons under the unforgiving sun, inevitably gave way to longer outings at the nearest public pool. You're coming up on an alarmingly extended series of continuous days spent dousing your body in that good 'ol chlorine. Those public pools though, they're tired too. Those pools have been overran by sunscreen-armored riotous packs of sugarhigh kids who are prone to uncontrollable fits of pissing when they've gotta go. Yes, those poor pools have seen better days. These tweets capture those perilous signs of a public pool gone awry that you should make every effort to avoid. And let me just be the first to say that since day fucking ONE, I've avoided those floating skin tags like the bubonic plague.
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This is pretty much the pinnacle of the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy."
Get that scrolling finger ready because this one's a bit of a read.
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Some fun facts from this masterpiece of a film.
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After starting to suspect something was amiss in his relationship this resourceful guy decided to dig a little deeper to figure out what his girlfriend was doing while she was 'out with friends'.
After discovering that his 'Instagram model' girlfriend was, in fact, using her account as a front for her secret escort service he decided to have a little fun.
He contacted her pretending to be an interested customer and she took the bait.
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If you recall, we ran a little post on this modern day Tinder tale last week (see here). Fast forward, and it looks like Tinder actually made it happen, and introduced these two stubborn lovebirds. I'd be lying if I didn't say this felt like one of those modern day technology-driven, Hunger Games-esque romance moments. Just a weird feel to it, no?
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What's a guy gotta do to get his cheese around here? A truly beautiful tale of a purchase gone wrong with sheer stupidity at play.
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These grim tales expose the risks and perils of dating apps. It's a wonder these people got matched with in the first place. Hopefully these traumatized souls that share their stories, have recovered by now.
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