Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Guy Asks Every Country For Copy Of Their Flag, Shenanigans Ensue


We love these shenanigans. Good for this guy. 

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Man Gains Access To Scammers' CCTV's


This man gained access to a scammer's CCTV's, and the resulting video is really a work of art. It all results from him realizing that a scammer connected to his PC, reversing the connection from there, and then discovering that they had CCTV's. 

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Chill Burglar-Tackling Truck Driver Recounts Story on Morning Show


We have the stupid fake positivity that most morning shows bring to the table, and this one is no exception. That said, this guy's retelling of his story of catching a burglar and giving him some advice is pretty funny.

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Ridiculous Things People Saw On Nanny Cams


AskReddit replies to the ridiculous things that people saw on nanny cams | MooseThings 1d 3 Awards This isn't bad one. My parents caught baby sitter carrying our 60lb golden retriever like he baby.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with witnessing unexpected behavior from people that were on nanny cams. It's an interesting reflection in how people act when they believe that nobody can see them. Sometimes people would seem to be absolute animals, while other times, they're just bubbling over with love and trying to carry the golden retriever around. 

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Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate


Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate.

We like stupid jokes that are technically correct because they let us feel smart without actually having to learn anything. That's a win-win, right? While these jokes and moments may break down under scrutiny, they're stupidly wonderful in our dumb eyes. That's what you get with technically accurate jokes.

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Hiring Managers Share Signs People Lied on their Resume


Managers share stories of times people lie on their resume.

Depending on the job, it can be important to gussie up your resume with a few buzz words and projects you had a hand in, but some people take it too far. And no one wants to be in the embarrassing position of having to admit you lied on your resume to a potential employer. Hiring managers see some real wtf moments during interviews.

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Tagged: manager , job , lies , work , lying , hiring , resume , dumb , stories , funny

The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear


The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear.

This fun thread sheds light on all the ridiculous things that court reporters overhear while on the job. It's a true wonder that they can keep a straight face. People come to court to air out all kinds of mind blowing grievances. 

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Obvious Signs Guys Missed From Girls


AskReddit replies to obvious signs that guys missed from girls.

Someone on AskReddit asked for girls to share their experiences with putting out signals to guys who just missed them. Some dudes are more clueless than others. Maybe they're lost in thought, and to such an extent, and with so many assumptions about what could happen, that they're missing what's going on right in front of them. 

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Tumblr Thread Explains How Stupid People Get Around Pets


Tumblr thread describes how dumb people get around pets.

We all go about conversations with animals a little differently, but the general trend is that the closer you are to a cute animal, the less sense you're gonna make . We don't know what comes over us. It's all "who's a good boy" this and "hello little buddy" that. For adorable things, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. Tumblr users like animals, and even go as far as to make the case for coconuts as mammals.

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Tagged: aww , wholesome , pets , tumblr , cute , lol , nice , funny , animals

Live Tweet: Son Sneaks Girl Into House, Stepdad Finds Out


Stepdad realizes that his son snuck a girl into the house after hours, and live tweets the experience.

This stepdad learned that his son had snuck a girl into the house after hours. What ensues is a hilarious live tweet of the amazed stepdad anticipating all kinds of fallout from his son's sneaky move. It's a bit of a rollercoaster. 

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Tumblr Meme Dissection Gets Meme'd Out of Control


A discussion about a meme gets turned into a meme on tumblr.

These tumblr users are right, in just a few years, these are gonna make absolutely no sense, so I guess buy now. Tumblr users crafts some nuggets of gold from time to time, but sometimes the format can turn something like doing basic math into a brain cell losing battle. The cacophony of memery seen here is chaotic, but it at least makes some sense for now.

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Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In


Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early.

This fun and quick Twitter thread seeks to break down the societal stigma surrounding people getting up early, and as a result being productive. It sheds light on how some people just seemingly aren't hardwired to get up early, and crack on from there. And you know what? That's totally chill. 

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The Most Clueless People Ever Encountered


AskReddit replies to the stupidest things that people have ever done | EldeederSFW 1y Coworker anti wind mills asked why she said "there are way too many popping up and going use up all wind speechless never speechless.

These people are the living definition of clueless. They clearly operate on a different kind of frequency, or maybe none at all. We're not sure what could've been going through their heads during these impressively mindless moments, but maybe the answer, is nothing at all. At the very least, these moments of profound stupid could make other people feel better about their most clueless moments. 

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Kid Produces Bloody Grin for Teacher Who Took Lip Balm


Story of girl who shows teacher horrible chapped lips after she takes carmex | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by Punchology Teacher tells my little sister she can't have her lip balm, sister gives her shriek inducing smile. This is my sister's story, but 's too good not share. This back she second grade, and this girl perfect child wish kidding, but no

Being a kid in the world of adults can be a strange thing. None of us want to go back to the dark days of being small and unable to explain ourselves to grown ups. Crap like this is super common, and this is the story of one little girl who took it to the extreme to get her Carmex back. Here are stories of ways people rebelled against unfair school rules.

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Tagged: Blood , kids , gross , cringe , lol , lips , story , funny , win

Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared the Web with their Bragging


People who think they're brilliant and brag about it | REDACTED If someone tries give advice first make sure their television isn't bigger than their bookcase. If is then simply ignore them. 9:43 AM 22 Feb 20 Twitter Web App

The internet is filled to the brim with self-titled geniuses who are convinced of their own superiority. They spend time online ruining jokes, tearing down other people and bragging about grades they got in middle school. Whether it's caused by narcissism or a sheer lack of self awareness, these cringeworthy braggarts won't stop covering the internet with their supposed genius.

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