Adult wrapping, also called Otonamaki has taken Tokyo by storm as the latest bizarre health trend (aims to ease post-pregnancy pains and aches), and I'm getting a solid rush of anxiety just thinking about participating in this.
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Sunday, February 12, 2017
Adult Swaddling Is The Weirdest Cringeworthy Trend We've Seen Emerge From Tokyo In a Long Time
Here It Is: The Worst Amusement Park Ride in the World
Have you ever wanted to feel what it's like to be inside of a frying pan, just sizzling and bouncing like a piece of zucchini nobody wants?
Of course you have!
Well, if you're in Myanmar, your dreams have come true. This dumb-as-shit ride called "Tagada" is leaving riders in Yangon bruised and nauseous. They bounce and laugh, but they don't know why because this thing looks so stupid.
I have no idea why anyone would want to ride this thing, but then again, I don't like rides. Except for The Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion is my shit.
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Holy Shit, This Dude Careened Off Highway, Totaled His Car, and Walked Away Unscathed
I'm sure I don't need to say this, but don't try this at home.
This dude went flying off a highway after not breaking on an exit land, na dit looks like he's ok, somehow. Jesus, wear your seatbelt, folks.
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31 Church Signs That'll Restore Your Faith In Making It Through a Hungover Sunday
Did last night get away from you? You find the meaning of life in an enlightening grease-soaked bag of fries sometime around 230AM when the bars had finally closed, and your booze-blinded ass somehow made it home? Or did you fail to achieve such lofty goals, and just mindlessly empty whatever bottle was set before you? And now today you're stomaching all the fleeting bliss of last night. Well, sit back, refill that that water glass, prop your feet up, loathe life, and maybe even find yourself laughing at these funny, unintentionally ironic church signs.
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The Struggle Is Real For These People That Shared the Worst Valentine's Day Gifts They've Ever Received
There's nothing romantic about these glaring fail-tainted shots at valentine's day gift giving. Then again, isn't a notoriously tiresome process to figure out what exactly we're supposed to be giving on this grand 'ol day, fellas? So with that considered, maybe we're best off just playing into the ritual with a little dumbness for comedic effect.
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28 People That Submitted Themselves to an Inferno-Like Roasting
These freshly fried, sorry individuals all but teed themselves up for a ruthless series of roastings. If their goal was self-deprecation, well, then they definitely didn't fail on that front.
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Will Arnett Prank Calling Local Toy Store Using LEGO Batman Voice Is Automatic Comedy Gold
Will Arnett has one of those deep, enviously smooth, unforgettable voices that never fails to fill a room with sheer awesomness. I'd have a hard time holding a conversation with the guy because I'd be picturing BoJack Horseman the whole time, but is that even a bad thing? Anyways, what we have here is a fine display of Arnett putting his talents to great, comedically-inclined use.
Submitted by: (via BBC Radio 1)
Finally, We Can Meet the Raving Lunatic That Spent $100K On a Cheeto
What compels a man to wake up, carpe that diem, and proceed to shit away a boatload worth of sweet Benjamin's on a Cheeto? Well, my best bet is a pleasant mix of insanity meets sheer boredom, with a sizeable amount of mouthbreathing stupidity sprinkled on top for good measure. Or, or, it's no simple cheeto at all; but actually it's shaped like Harambe. Yep, that's it. I think that makes this all that much worse.
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Dude Achieves Aspirations to Be Hottest Barber Alive, Uses Blowtorch to Style Customer's Hair
This is one of those stark raving mad moments I continually questioned as it unfolded before my eyes. Like, what fresh hell is this?
Haircuts for many are a generally unnerving experience, often marred by the barber's incessant attempts at forced conversation because apparently you're their therapist; all while you breath through your mouth to escape the smells of their cigarette-stained fingertips. This dude though. He took the uncomfortable and lit a fire up under its ass. So as far as that goes, well done I guess man. You didn't fail to keep things interesting.
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15 People Admit Dark and Dirty Secrets They Found Out About Others
Disclaimer: Stiff shot of cringe is imminent. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to finding out your cousin's a porn star, bro. Thoughts go out to that guy with a very confusing erection.
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T-Rex Trying to Shovel Snow Is My Spirit Animal on a Hungover Sunday Morning When I'm Trying to Stay Alive
The effort is there, for sure, but the fail was inevitable. Bro, your arms just aren't there yet. Time to call it quits and head back to the warm and comfy confines of the man cave from whence you emerged.
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Watch This Bus Driver Go From 0 to 100, When People Try Sneaking a Free Ride During His Interview
Only in Philly 😂😂 #yallbettapay http://pic.twitter.com/NCx0OTCTiW
— Alex Holley (@AlexHolleyFOX29) February 9, 2017
This guy's the missing link to the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode that hasn't happened yet. You know, the one centered on a sweet, summery bus driver with the best of manners that also happens to be inclined to fits of rage when the people don't pay to play? I'd watch that shit.
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Chrissy Teigen Gets Fun Dip On Her Hands, Requires Internet's Help to Resolve the Issue
Well Ms. Teigen definitely didn't fail to garner some support from the fan base on this one. If only, it didn't have to come to this...the part where we helped her figure her fun-dipped shitshow of a situation out, and all that.
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