Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Modern Hero Confronts The World's Worst Scammer


Just in case you're unfamiliar with Jim Browning's work, he's developed a widespread following for his mad tech skills and ultimate ability to confront scammers and call them out for their immoral tactics. In this particular video Browning confronts what might be one of the world's worst scammers to date. 

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Jurassic Park Trailer But Every Dinosaur Is Pee-wee Herman


A while back Pixel Riot edited a chase scene from Jurassic Park to feature Pee-wee Herman as a bloodthirsty dinosaur. It was by all accounts, too good, so naturally they went and did a whole trailer with him as every every dinosaur. Fantastic.

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Daughter Tells Mom She's On All-Mayo Diet, Mom Flips


For some, mayonnaise is definitely one of those rare condiments that pairs nicely with a wide array of foods, but when consumed by itself it is absolutely gnarly. Props to the girl for powering through like she did. Poor mom was mortified. 

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Features of Homes that Rich People Wouldn't Understand


Most people don't have a whole lot of money for designer tin cans and entire matching cup sets. Being the resourceful humans that we are, there are certain features of many homes that rich people just wouldn't get. Matching towels? Ha! You want a new TV just because it's sort of broken? Who are you the King of Rhodesia? These extremely common moments stand in stark contrast to some of the most expensive things people have witnessed. Here are some wild cases of rich people being out of touch.

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Rectangle - scurvy_knave 21 hours ago 2 e 3 2 "glassware" that is actually novelty fast food cups and mugs stolen from work

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Font - JK_NC 17 hours ago e 3 5 83 There was a scene from Family Guy where Carter Pewterschmidt (Louis' rich dad) visits their house. When he walks in, he says "Oh, I forgot you were poor and so your front door opens directly into your living room." I felt that.

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Smile - ckuiper 20 hours ago 2 e 32 8 & 2 More The Sauce Packet DrawerTM! Got extra ketchup packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets, soy sauce packets, etc? Toss them in the Sauce Packet Drawer™M!

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Plant - ModernSwampWitch 16 hours ago 24 2 3 3 E "There's a trick to it" - phrase to indicate something is messed up but not enough to fix it. See also - "Ya gotta jiggle the handle".

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Font - tuscabam 20 hours ago 3 2 A lot of unfinished "renovations". 1 8.9k , Reply Share Report Save cmconnor2 18 hours ago My life growing up. We had random "test paint" spots on so many walls. We tore down the wall paper in the bathroom but then never did anything after. We were supposedly going to redo the floors in the bedrooms so I was allowed to draw all over my room in middle school and we never did those and it looked soooo bad and was so embarrassing.

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Font - Serebriany 17 hours ago e I felt like a total asshole once. I was visiting someone for coffee, and something spilled, so I was helping wipe it up. A single AA battery rolled toward me on the counter, and I asked if it needed to be someplace, and was told it went in a drawer. I opened the drawer, and there were several batteries, but none in packages. I said, "Damn, don't you hate it when you accidentally destroy the packaging getting a couple of batteries out, and then have to find a plac

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Font - A19C89 19 hours ago Obviously depends on the person, but clutter. Rich people often have more space and more options for organizing their things out of sight. Poor people have fewer places to put things and often a harder time letting go of stuff because what if they need it later and can't afford a new one?

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Font - Greentea_88 18 hours ago No towel is ever the same. Just random odd towels and face cloths. 6.0k Reply Share Report Save YeastSlayer 12 hours ago Bonus points for beach towels with Disney characters on them.

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Font - rebel1031 19 hours ago Back when I was a kid....the needle nose pliers we changed the channel on the TV with. One kid would change the channel while the other (usually me) went outside whatever the weather to turn the antenna until the channel came in. Then my dad would decide to go back to the other show and we'd repeat the process.

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Facial expression - RIP_Vladimir_Lenin 19 hours ago 2 2 3 3 8 My bedroom is the living room of our trailer, I tied a rope from one wall to another and draped a blanket over it so I have somewhat of a wall.

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Human body - madeto-stray 19 hours ago Yogurt, other grocery containers used as tupperware. A bunch of basins for handwashing clothes in the bathtub.

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Jaw - dawnangel89 17 hours ago 2 Diluted dishwashing soap that doubles as hand washing soap

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Human body - lollzyax 21 hours ago A space heater. Apparently some people have a thermostat that just makes their whole house warm.

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Font - mob55 18 hours ago I do home inspections for low income homes. "The Throne" Generally an entirely unfinished basement with a lone installed toilet in the center or corner. No walls, sink,or anything around it. Bonus points if the concrete slab they pour for it allows you to touch the ceiling above you while sitting. Generally the water is not hooked up to it and the bowl has a drowned rat in it. I have used it once, found out the hard way that it doesn't work

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Eye - Anti_was_here 21 hours ago S A big rock we used one as a door stop when I was a kid

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Rectangle - jiffypopper44 18 hours ago O 2 2 e 3 3 3 8 2 Sometimes you can have sleep for dinner.

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Font - madeto-stray 19 hours ago S I think Western poor houses would tend to be more cluttered. You can't re-buy things easily, so you end up keeping around doubles of things you already have, or extra things you aren't using but might need sometime, because you don't know if you'd be able to afford it in the future. My dad wouldn't let his partner get rid of any of the double kitchen-ware they had after moving in together incase they broke up and he had to buy it again. So now they have three b

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Font - Avocado90266 19 hours ago · edited 5 hours ago Free furniture. Mis-matched, chipped/broken...found on roadside, marked "Free." Not enough chairs to seat the whole family for a meal. The folding chairs being in constant use. Buying office chairs used for $15-20 bucks and making them last five years.

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Rectangle - New_Game_P1us 21 hours ago 32 Using the larger plastic shopping bags as trash can liners.

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Mammal - bigbakedp0tato 18 hours ago Reused ziplock bags - they still ok

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Font - Kuneria 18 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago Black mold on the bathroom ceiling and crusty faucets! Those cheap plastic shutter blinds that's always missing 2 to 4 panels. The plastic containers from lunch meat or sour cream being used as tupperware. Free calendars from the asian supermarket. Those note pads with the local real estate agent on them. Folded towels being used as a kitchen/bathroom mat.

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Smile - Bluellan 21 hours ago S That thing in the kitchen. Where you store the things you might need but you never do. But you can't bring yourself to get rid of the stuff. And 1 plastic grocery bag stuffed full of other grocery balls.

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Font - dolphinwaxer 18 hours ago E When its really hot in the south it can be hard to sleep. I keep a mister water bottle by the bed and mist the sheet before I I go to sleep and periodically cool off thru the night. When my gf came with me to visit my parents with me last summer she was...confused.

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Font - costabius 19 hours ago several almost worn out pairs of cheap shoes

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Font - lollzyax 20 hours ago A roommate!! 1 1.1k + , Reply Share Report Save heisenberg747 13 hours ago "That guy's a dick, why don't you just get your own place?" "Because then I won't be able to afford a heater and enough space for a bed..."

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Font - Doesnotcarrotall 21 hours ago Multiple; uninsured, unregistered, uninspected, broken down cars that show no sign of restoration. Mismatching lawn furniture, front yard. An above ground pool. Several grills, smokers. A chain link fence around the property with a snarling rottweiler. A sign that says something about forget the guns, beware of owner on the front door. A bright red sticker from code enforcement stuck to the front window. A pink flamingo. Welcome to Florida.

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Human body - SuburbanSquare 21 hours ago Another house stuck to the side of yours.

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Woman's Tired Of Neighbor's Screaming Children, Wants To Blast Music


This woman moved into a new home and after meeting her new neighbor and determining that there'd be some loud kids stirring up all kinds of noise, she let the mom know that she'd probably just proactively try to drown out that noise with some sweet tunes. Apparently, the mom didn't take too kindly too this. It could be viewed as a potentially tough call on whether or not the music blaster's in the wrong. On the one hand, nobody wants to hear a relentless onslaught of kids being crazy loud, but the music might also only make the situation that much worse. You be the judge though, who's in the wrong here? 

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Font - 日1231B2 AITA for telling my neighbour will just blast music over her kids yelling Not the A-hole | (f26) moved into a new house that I purchased. My new neighbour a two days later came over to say hello and asked if we had kids. I said no and she pretty much said (not word for word) "oh I hope you don't mind all the noise mine make, they can get very loud". She has 3 kids, which I'm guessing are all under 6 and l've already heard them. I haven't finished unpacking yet but where I used to

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Font - I responded to her "oh that's fine, l'll probably just drown any screaming out with music anyways" She seemed a bit annoyed and asked what type of music, to which I told her mainly metal or punk pop (it's still 2004 to 2012 in my Spotify, it's not a phase). She seemed unimpressed and said that's not really okay. I told her that if she can't teach her kids to be respectful of neighbours at appropriate hours, I don't really see the issue. She huffed off.

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Font - I've never had complaints from neighbours prior to this. While I understand, most people might not appreciate hearing music blasting, most probably put the two cents together that it only happens when they're kids are obnoxiously noisy. I previously haven't had to do this often but I have feeling, this might be a more regular occurrence at my new address. So reddit, aita? Open minded to that we both might suck here.

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Font - I have no problem with her children's play noise as long as I can drown it out with something more soothing on the ears. I would only do this when it gets to yelling and screaming. I'm okay with general play noise happening as I do like think of myself as reasonable. Fwiw, it seems like her kids are fans of constant pointless yelling while playing. All of my 10 nieces/ nephews have slowly learnt that randomly yelling is rude so I don't know if this is a parenting issue on my neighbours pa

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Font - creg316 · 18h • Partassipant [1] 2 Awards NTA - you don't get to warn people about how much noise comes from your property, and then tell them you don't accept that noise might come from theirs. Apply music with some discretion and you're NTA. | Reply 1 7.1k ...

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Font - CapitalAssociation40 · 18h I see this as a - I'm gonna have myself a jam session when your kids are screeching like wild animals- situation. Let's face it, sometimes a group of kids is going to get out of control. That's not the issue. The issue is when that crazy happens on a regular basis. I do the parent thing and my 7f kiddo knows that generally speaking, screaming is reserved for distress. We don't scream when we play. Nta. Neighbors suck. Reply 453 ...

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Font - agletsmycat · 17h NTA. She showed up basically saying, "my kids are super loud and are going to annoy you. Enjoy!" A QReply 289 ...

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Font - zaraanne • 18h NTA. I understand kids will be kids but that doesn't mean HER kids have to be everyone else's problem. Q Reply 1 160 ... +

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Font - MomofanAvenger • 15h NTA. My neighbor's kid is a shrieker. Like, "I sound like I'm being hacked to death by a chainsaw-wielding maniac" or "I fell out of my trampoline and my femur has punctured my femoral artery and is sticking out of my thigh" shrieker. Every time she plays outside, at least once, I find myself racing to the backyard to make sure she's not seriously injured. Also, she's 9, so plenty old enough to know better, and I've asked both her and her mom, nicely, that she not mur

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Font - dianeh82 · 18h NTA- sh'e not the only one allowed to make noise. It seems this neighbor may have had problems in the past with others, hence the warning. Just know the local noise ordinance in your area - usually noise volume shouldn't matter during the day. Who knows - maybe her kids will start to dig your music and quiet down, hahaha | Reply 1 112 ...

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Font - MiaouMiaou27 • 17h • Partassipant [3] NTA. If your neighbor is going to flat-out ask neighbors if her kids' constant screaming is okay, she needs to be prepared for a variety of answers. O Reply 78 ...

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Font - dark_rainbows • 18h NTA. Love the choice of music. Your neighbor is going to be loud and she knows it. If music doesn't work and they get that loud play porn on full blast until she gets her kids to stop screaming. Fight screaming with screaming if you will. ) Reply 601 ...

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Font - lunarrdreams · 18h · Asshole Aficionado [15] NTA. You don't live in an apartment so i don't see why this would be an issue for her and honestly i think it was very entitled of her. NTA | Reply 74 3 +

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Organism - dart1126 · 18h · Asshole Aficionado [15] NTA. She is obviously aware they're loud. Attempted to make a 'friendly forewarned' joke about it, yet clearly has no plans to reign them in...she offered a preemptive 'too bad! I love her response to your music plan as 'that's not really OK! It would've been great to have said that as your first line to her about how loud her kids are. Reply 4 71 3 ...

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Font - Cactusmousearin • 17h ΝΤΑ , I've had neighbors that warned me like this, and they proceeded to be insanely noisy 24/7. like loud TV on all night, kids screaming like they had a hand cut off, KNOCKING ON THE BEDROOM WALL for hours on end. the only time they ever stopped was when I knocked back on their wall. granted, I lived in an apartment, but I expected a normal level of noise, not migraine inducing screams all the time. Reply 44 3 ...

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Organism - auberjs • 15h NTA- I have 4 very excitable children. They are NOT allowed to act like crazy people outside. If they screaming last for more than a few seconds they have to come in. No one ( including me)wants to hear that. That being said don't punish your other neighbors! Good luck! Reply 1 26 3 ...

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Rectangle - newaxcounr • 18h • Supreme Court Just-ass [139] NTA she doesn't get to choose to allow her kids to make a ton of noise and not be okay with neighbours drowning them out. Reply 48 ...

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Font - tirv56 • 17h • Asshole Enthusiast [7] NTA. Kids don't need to be " very loud", as she put it. Good parenting includes teaching one's kids to be good neighbors. If you're blasting loud music to the neighborhood, then you'd be an A -hole, but just enough to drown out screeching- no worries. The screech volume goes down, the music volume goes down. Reply 1 38 ...

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Rectangle - Lucid_Kris · 18h NTA If she can yell out loud then you can turn up the music. If the yelling doesn't stop, next time play hardstyle songs in full volume... Reply 18 ...

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Font - KiwiTurk2020 • 11h NTA - dick move of the neighbour to think that 'warning' you their household makes a lot noise means you'll then be ok with it. I probably would have said l'm fine with general kid noise but don't like yelling & screaming and if I got a response akin to "ah well, kids, can't be helped", l'd advise that l'd drown them out with loud music (death metal or offensive lyrics would do the trick). I had 1 kid nearby who would literally SHREIK everytime she used the trampoline,

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Font - darklinghate · 16h NTA. the very loud winning noise of a kids dirt bike turning circled in his front yard.triggers my anxiety. And the kid rides every single day from 2-6 pm. I have on multiple occasions used that very tactic to drown that noise out and keep my sanity. Metal, viking metal, pagan music whatever l'm in the mood for gets played. I do not care if it bothers those neighbors. She can NOT control what you listen to inside your own house during the day, and can not police what mu

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Font - KaiserEspinoza • 11h NTA. My neighbours on one side have a wall mounted Amazon Echo they like(d) to blast. Since it's wall mounted on the wall we share we can hear it very clearly when cranked up. Knocked the door a few times and they're always very polite, and sorry, but it just creeps back up. Sol got a set of nice active bookshelf speakers for the TV. I wall mounted them. The bass is as low as it'll go and I keep it at low volume since I don't like it blasting. So the last few time the

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Font - Professornightshade • 11h NTA you're allowed to do what ever in your own home and "warning" a neighbor your kids are noisy is just to give herself an excuse to not do anything about her kids. And questioning what kinda music you'd be playing is also really rude and none of her business. RN I'd do what you plan to just drown them out with music. If she chooses to file a noise complaint do the same thing back to her l'm sure a noise complaint of "I keep hearing kids screaming bloody murder

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Bat Invades Boutique Store, Chaos Ensues


You've got to love the reaction from the one elderly customer in particular. They've clearly exhausted all their hysterical reactions that they had to give in this lifetime. Instead, they just look at the whole panicked situation as it unfolds as life deciding to present an adventure. That poor employee that worked at the boutique must've been all kinds of shook. 

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Product - r/tifu u/Tajinaddict · 1d + Join 1 12 11 S 13 21 TIFU by touching what I thought was a leaf M I work at a boutique. We sell clothes and perfume and candles, that kind of stuff. So last week, we were rearranging racks for a sale and my boss tells me to move some pants around.

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Font - I go over to this rack of culottes that NO ONE ever looks at because they're ridiculous, I don't even know why they're on the floor during winter. I start flipping through them to see what sizes there are and I spot something small and brown on one of the pants. Sometimes we'll put a rack of clothes on the sidewalk if the weather is nice, but that hasn't been for at least a month. So I just think, damn truly no one looks at these pants, how has this leaf been on here so long. I look at it

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Font - So naturally, I just start screaming. This thing falls on the floor and starts making tiny screechy noises. I bolt to the other side of the store at this point because that one episode of The Office absolutely terrified me. In the process, I knock over a mannequin and dent the crap out of the wood floor. There are a few customers in the store and one of them just keeps yelling WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT WHAT WHAT IS IT?! Our little old 70 year old customer sees this tiny winged rat on the flo

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Font - This bat just takes off, flying all over the place. Cue all the customers (except the 70 y/o) running in opposite directions, one knocking over a jewelry display and another taking down the curtain to a fitting room. I start yelling for my boss because this was not covered in my training. She comes running carrying two doormats. Looking back, I have no idea what she was planning to do with those. I grab a shoe box as if I'm somehow going to get high enough to catch it.

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Font - The bat finally flew to the back of the store and crawled into the gap above our air conditioning vent. All the customers but the 70 year old left, props to her. She actually said "| didn't think I was gonna go on an adventure today." That was pretty cute. Thankfully, the bat was caught and released the next day. But yeah, in hindsight, I really wish l'd taken the extra few seconds to register what I was looking at so I could've avoided sending everyone into a complete panic and breaking

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Font - markofcontroversy · 1d We had bats in my house several times when I was a kid. Catching them and setting them free was always a fun adventure. One time I actually had two bats in my bedroom. They woke me up flying around in the middle of the night. (It was summer, no air conditioning, and no screens, so the windows were wide open to the night). I caught one in a sheet, threw it out the window, and as I was trying to catch the second one the first flew back in. That's when I learned that I

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Font - aDistractedDisaster • 1d O1 Award Lmao, old ladies are bad-ass. My brother and I (I think we were 14 and 10 respectively) were staying with my grandparents in their country and we were not used to wild animals. One humid night, while we were eating dinner, a bat flies in through the open doors to the apartments balcony. My brother and I start freaking out and running from the bat and screaming the entire time, meanwhile my grandmother goes and grabs a newspaper and starts rolling it up. O

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Font - OrneryMood · 1d 1 Award My mother had dementia and had to come live with my wife and I in an apartment. She knew she was having memory problems and other issues, and it was hard on her. One morning she came out and said, "There is a bat in my room." I could tell she thought I wasn't going to believe her and it was upsetting her. "I have been watching it fly around for a while." "I'll go take a look mom." I open he door to her room and there is a bat flying around the room. When I said , "

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Font - IceManJim • 1d My wife and I were sitting at the kitchen table a few years ago, on a Saturday morning, after breakfast, she was enjoying her coffee and I had some orange juice. We were planning our day and watching the birds on the feeders and chatting. Every once in a while we heard this strange squeak, we couldn't tell where it was coming from. We had never heard it but it wasn't very loud so maybe it was something outside. I said something funny, as I often do, and she thumped her hand

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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later


Here are some thoughts to read, internalize, forget where they came from, then quote to your friends as if you made them up and are "so totally random." You know, basic friendly conversation. For that matter, here are some more funny, random and shiny tumblr gems as well as some totally random funny tweets.

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