Sunday, September 27, 2020

Boss Orchestrates Their Own Downfall


The biggest kicker in this ridiculous scenario is that a competent boss who was actually pulling their weight would've said just this, but then nothing would've happened because the competent boss was fulfilling the duties of their job. Unfortunately, this boss was not doing their job. So, after the employee complied the boss was exposed for not doing their job. If they'd never said anything, they would've been a whole lot better off. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/more-input • 22h Boss tells me l'm not a manager so I stopped doing her job M For background: I work in mental health and substance use services I have worked in my job for a long time now. My boss is never available for help and hardly on site. Recently she has got a new manager who is not impressed with her work ethic, but then lock down happened and he had to shield, she has gone straight back to her old ways. Boss will often ask me to do her work for her

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Text - I had a meeting with my boss after an incident at work where someone tried to assault me , I told my boss I didn't feel supported by her after it had happened as she wasn't present and didn't manage it well afterwards. In the middle of the meeting boss says perhaps you want to consider some easier work in a different department? Me: what, why? Boss: Well you do take on a lot of extra work that you don't need to a lot of this work is managers jobs. Maybe you need to learn to say no to taki

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Text - Boss: Oh OP can you induct new starters on their first day? Me: Sorry boss, that's a managers job Boss: Can you complete Fire risk assessment? Me: Sorry boss that's a managers job. After a while she stops asking me things, then one day she's working from home, l'm pretty sure she has been telling her manager she's on site throughout lock down but mostly isn't Huge incident kicks off with residents, emergency services are called etc. I call boss and explain to her what happened Boss: OP ca

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Text - manage the incident, turned out she was visiting a friend who lived at the coast whilst she was meant to be on site! Someone accidentally let slip to her manager when he called in the incident and there was no one to manage, he asked me to deal with the incident. I explained I couldn't and that boss had reported me as taking on to much work to OH. A full investigation has been launched into her conduct and ability to do her job. Manager now talks to me directly and supervises me, he is he

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Text - Edit again to answer people who ask why I would do bosses work in the first place? The residents still deserve support and to be given the best chances, if I can make that easier for them by taking on extra work I will. There is enough going on for people who come to us they don't need things being messed up because others don't want to do their jobs. 1 8 9 1 11 27.4k , 443 1 Share

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Intriguing Images of Puzzling Double-Takery


Of all the amazing things our eyes do for us, it's kind of surprising how easily they can be tricked by just a little bit of messing with some light and shadows. Nevertheless, double-take-inducing images of skewed perspective will endure as a quizzical pastime for our beleaguered light-and-movement-sensing optical goo.

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Working animal

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Water

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Blue

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Vehicle

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Grilling

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Room

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Birthday

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Text - If you see a beach, the ocean sky and stars, you either have the mind of an artist or you need a vacation... It is actually the bottom of a car door that needs fixing!

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Bovine

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Rock

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Girlfriend Beats Upset Boyfriend in Steak Challenge


When entering a steak eating challenge with your hungry girlfriend, it's good to review your feelings and think about how you'd feel if you lost. On principle, it seems like a good idea to have a general idea of how much steak you can eat. These things happen, like this woman who emasculated her egotistical boyfriend.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/SmallDare1986 17 hours ago AITA for embarrassing my boyfriend at a restaurant? Ok this is really stupid, and Im pretty sure I'm not the asshole, but this happened over a year ago, and my boyfriend keeps bringing this up as an example of me trying to undermine him. So, both my boyfriend and I love food. Not too uncommon obviously. We're also both pretty athletic. I'm a runner, so I'm relatively small (around 100 pounds at 5'4"), while he's an Olympic weightlif

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Text - So last year, we went to a restuarant that has a 96 ounce steak challenge. Basically, you have to finish a 96 ounce steak plus a bunch of sides in an hour and you get the meal for free. I honestly had very little doubt I could finish it. Bf and I went to the restaurant with a few friends, and I said I wanted to try the challenge. Bf said he wouldn't pay for it if I couldn't finish it, but like I said, I was pretty sure I would finish it. He had been to the restuarant before, and he ordere

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Text - Well the meal comes, and I finish in under an hour. Bf can't even finish his meal. I end up finishing for him. Our friends that were with us laughed and congratulated me and teased my boyfriend that his girlfriend of half his size could out eat him so much, and i told him to pay up. After we separated from our friends, he went off on me, telling me i embarrassed him in front of our friends and emasculated him(????) I honestly don't think i am asshole for this, but he keeps bringing this u

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Text - NUTmeSHELL Galasstic Overlord [3132] 16.5k points · 17 hours ago S NTA. If your boyfriends masculinity hinges on his ability to eat more than someone else, he needs to reassess his life.

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Text - traipse75 Asshole Aficionado [16] 5.2k points · 17 hours ago NTA. The word undermine, used this way, is a red flag. Just because he's self conscious doesn't mean you should change your behavior to make him feel like more of a man. That's not your job, and he's talking like he's trying to get you to do whatever he says so he feels like he's in charge around his friends.

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Text - shappa357 Partassipant [3] 2.8k points · 17 hours ago Olympic weightlifter, 6 foot, 200 pounds and still so insecure he thinks his 100 pound girlfriend is trying to undermine him..ugggh.

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Text - WashGodMega Asshole Enthusiast [5] 1.2k points -· 17 hours ago NTA i dont see how you would be the asshole here. This just sounds like he got butthurt over you having a bit of fun. Also, props for eating all that THEN finishing his lol

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Text - Reddidiot13 Asshole Aficionado [11] 899 points · 17 hours ago Not only are you NTA. But holy fuck you're animal. I'm flabbergasted that someone your size can eat that much lol

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Text - XavierDeRenegadeAngl Colo-rectal Surgeon [43] 317 points · 17 hours ago NTA. Being masculine isn't about eating a big meal faster. I would have just laughed if my petite girlfriend did this.

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Bird Laughs Just Like A Super Villain


The real question is where on earth did this parrot learn to laugh just like The Joker? Was the bird taught by its owner? That being said, The Joker ain't got sh*t on this bird's maniacal cackle. 

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Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions


The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

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Text - I fired an employee but he refuses to leave. He is still coming to the office. What should I do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Can I eat 0.0000002 grams of uranium per day as a caloric supplement? 5 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Question added · Parenting I think my 22-year-old is watching rated R movies behind my back. What do I do? 35 Answers · Last followed 40m ago Z Answer Follow 6 X Pass 000

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Text - August 10 B.A./M.A. ITOM English and Creative Writing & Fiction Writing, Southern New Hampshire.. I threw away my daughter's books (Eragon) because they contain magic, now she's mad at me. What should I do? Get them out of the trash, immediately. Allow your child to experience the expanse of imagination. By throwing away books like this, you are holding your ch Read More 4 2.4K D 33 000

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Font - June 8, 2019 I am not a lawyer. I want to file a case against a WhatsApp admin for removing me and my spouse from a group without a valid reason. Can it be done as it has affected us mentally?

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Text - Should I disguise myself as a bear to spy on my husband when he goes hunting? ఎ 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 1 C Shouldn't the language that most of the world speaks be called "American" instead of "English"? 148 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - If there is no God, why are there over one thousand exorcisms performed a year in the United States alone? 86 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 22 Why do some parents think it's okay to raise kids in apartments? 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - My 47-year-old son has a doctorate in quantum physics and gets straight A's but plays 792 hours of video games a week. Should I be concerned that he might have invented a time machine?

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Text - My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?

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Text - The "C" grade students from my high school are leading happy and successful lives. How is this possible?

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Text - My 14-year-old daughter talks about dinosaurs and ancient civilizations. How do I make her stop? ఎల 6 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Barbering +4 My former barber lied and told me he stopped cutting hair, yet I found out he's still in business. Do I have a case here? a 13 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - 00:35 4G, 0.20 ll KB/S My 4 year old's art is terrible. Should I tell her?

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Text - Question added Personal Question My son was hacking on mine craft. Should I smash his computer? 1 Answer · Last followed 15m ago 2 Answer X Pass Follow 2 000

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Text - Q FROM YOUR DIGEST I want to keep my son safe, is Minecraft a game with satanic origins?

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Text - Question Is it still a nickname if I call my kids failures? Community Answer wH No, you should never call your child a failure. This decreases their self esteem and will give them a larger chance of having anxiety. Do not do this. Thanks!

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Text - My 16-year-old son dropped school for his YouTube channel (64 subscribers). How do I convince him to go back to school?

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Text - I just got a notice of eviction, and I'm due to be out by Christmas. How do I fortify my house so I can't be removed?

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