Thursday, October 15, 2020

Petty Revenge Tale: Sapphires Enrage Karen


Dave is obviously a very smart man. But with that being said, just picture the scenario of Karen suing. Judge could sure have a nice laugh out of that one. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/rosexknight • 1d Join Sapphires aren't a Karen's best friend. Not my story but my cousin's. Let's call him Dave. So Dave (34M) was dating a Karen for a really long time (like 4 years) and earlier this year he finally proposed. Now, Karen was a bit of a gold digger and a very entitled person. She was a bit of white trailer trash but fancied herself a rich lady. She was VERY vocal to all the other women in the family about how she wanted a "traditional" diamond ring and how

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Text - Now, Dave isn't super rich, but he does have a stable factory job and around here that's basically upper class, and his three-month salary would be between $3000 and $6000 depending on overtime. Needless to say, Dave did NOT want to spend that on a ring given the global situation and the fact that he could be laid off at any time (he'd been doing the ring shopping at the beginning of the year and thankfully wasn't laid off.) So Dave decided to look into alternatives and found white sapphi

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Text - He proposed, and told her it was a diamond and that he'd saved for a year. A bit of a dick move but it was him being petty. He told me it was probably his way of getting revenge for her being a Karen. However, it doesn't end there. As you can imagine, once the wedding planning started, it didn't go well. Karen was an entitled witch, and didn't understand why a GLOBAL PANDEMIC was cause enough to hinder her for having "her perfect day." It all came to a head one day when she and Dave had a

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Text - Karen kept the ring out of spite, something Dave didn't really care about. It didn't hold any value to him and he was more worried about the wedding he was now having to cancel and the texts he was getting from Karen's side. It took a few months but they all calmed down and he didn't hear from her until last month.

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Text - Turns out, she tried to pawn the ring to a pawn shop in town known for its jewelry because the owners were in the jewelry business before they switched to pawning. She was CONVINCED that she's get a few thousand for it since she still believed it was a diamond. The pawn shop offered her a couple hundred because it was a sapphire and the owner actually liked it. She called Dave several times and sent a billion texts (he never answered or picked up) DEMANDING that he pay her in cash what th

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Man Plays "Sweet Caroline" In Boston Subway, Everyone Loves It


Just goes to show that music has that beautiful ability to bring perfect strangers together. 

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Dude Nails Beastie Boys/Beach Boys Mashup


Kevin Miller went and made a musical mashup that combined the musical leanings of the Beach Boys and the lyrical stylings of the Beastie Boys. And of course it's called the Beachstie Boys. Whatever you think of either band, it's true to form.

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Man Accuses Girlfriend Of Cheating, Learns It Was Laundry Detergent Pods


Let this man's story of fail be a lesson in not leaping toward assumptions. Even with that being said, it does seem like he was caught up in quite the unsettling and genuinely physically uncomfortable predicament. Those laundry detergent pods will get you, man. It's definitely a good thing that he learned what was going on when it was all said and done. Couldn't have been good for his health! 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/Filifresh • 1y TIFU by telling my girlfriend I knew she cheated on me M This happened approximately six years ago, I was laughing about it with my friend today, who recommend that I post it here. So, flashback to undergrad, things are good and I just started dating this beautiful girl that I had met in class. I was enamored with her, shocked that I loved her so fast, and amazed that she even wanted to date me. The first months are amazing, we can't keep our hands off each

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Text - After a few months into our relationship, I started to notice some concerning symptoms. As you can probably hypothesize, when I pee'd, it burned. At first, I just assumed it must have been something weird with my diet, to be sure, I decided to stop taking creatine just in case. But, as time went on (a few days later), the burning became unbearable. I would literally be struggling to stand while I pee'd because the pain was so intense. After, I would literally lay in my bed in the fetal po

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Text - Well, at this point, I was no longer convinced that my diet was causing the symptoms. No, it had to be what I thought unfathomable, my girlfriend must have cheated on me. I hadn't been with anyone else. I hadn't been with anyone else since I began pursuing her, months before we became exclusive. I was shocked. Things seemed so perfect, she seems like such a good person, where had I gone wrong? The thought made my blood boil, until I outright confronted her. I told her I knew she must have

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Text - The same night I confronted my girlfriend, my roommates girlfriend came over to stay at our place. She was being nice and went to do some dishes for us. Around this time my roommates and I had just moved into a new house. In the process all our belongings got shuffled around. As she went to get some dish washing pods, she exclaimed "why are you guys washing your dishes with laundry detergent!?!?!" I heard that and it all clicked, holy shit, I've been pissing out bleach?!?! I instantly fel

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Text - TL;DR - Months into a new relationship it began to intensely burn when I pee'd. I told my girlfriend I knew she cheated on me and demanded she go with me to take an STD test. The night before we went, I inadvertently discovered that I had been consuming bleach, causing my symptoms, because my roommates were using laundry detergent pods instead of dish washing soap. 2 >>

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Mercilessly Clever Comebacks And Rare Insults


Let the following collection of clever comebacks and rare insults serve as a solid reminder to never underestimate the power of the written word. As long as people are online spewing out random, nonsensical sentiments that never should've been shared in the first place they'll run the risk of getting utterly wrecked. These spicy silvertongues certainly brought the heat.

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Skin - IMessage Today 1:05 PM can you cashapp me $200 real quick •. where you from mamas? San Diego Jobs, Employment in San Diego, CA | Indeed.com indeed.com Jobs

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Wood - My husband runs a sawmill and look at these he cut today! Anyone else see a dog? 707 97% 2h O 68 39 I feel like I see more of a sad pig m Turn on your monitor 5.

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Text - kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Boogie. @BoogieMan How do you think we get inside

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Food - Jon didn't deserve Ghost @MeMeSyndrome_ Y'all argue with people who eat steaks like this? Prime Jr. @lmjust_Pj Can't... they still chewing

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Text - Today 9:58 PM Hey why are you so sad all the time? There is so much goodness in the world. Double tap to like I don't know man. Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world.

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Text - .alec_ If ur actually a time traveler then when will I finally get a gfO 570 kryptikrog He's a time traveler not a miracle 236 worker

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Text - augenwiehimmel • 11h Buzz Aldrin - the second person to set foot on the moon - claimed $ 33.31 in travel expenses: Houston > Cape Kennedy > the Moon > Pacific Ocean > Hawaii > Houston. A Reply 1.7k Ginsu_Viking • 5h Yep. Up through the Space Shuttle missions at least, astronauts were allowed to claim a basic travel allowance. One of the early astronauts attempted to claim mileage as well and was promptly given a bill for "government-provided accommodations" i.e. the spacecraft. 950 ..

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Text - TODAY I thought happiness starts with an H. Why does mine starts with u? 1:54 pm / I think you have dyslexia 5:15 pm

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Text - ɔ min ago Can you do $250? 3 min ago Only have 100 15 s ago Then you don't need a bill counter

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Text - StutteringCrisTop10 • 1 year ago Jimmy Fallon laughs like he has a trained sniper on him. 3.4K 49 VIEW 49 REPLIES

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Text - LoFi-Liam @liam_fi Replying to @kissyhanny guys who use the dog filter on snapchat moan when they wipe their ass

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Helmet - SportsCenter ... 9h · O It appeared that Tom Brady thought it was only 3rd down after his incomplete pass to Cameron Brate. 12 MARPET FOX wrwo OD* 4.9K 1.4K Comments • 1.1K Shares O Like Comment Share Guy's been in Florida for 6 months and counts like he's lived there his whole life...

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Text - PlayStation O @PlayStation · 19h B Name a game that helped you overcome a challenging time. #WorldMentalHealthDay & Q 9,568 277,091 O 24.6K N- Ko' 10... · 17h v Replying to @RR_1997_ and @PlayStation We should have a nothing day, it's just a regular day honoring nothing/no one 1 We have one its called your birthday 272 20

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Water - Iknew you are a good man. Replies Sebastian Lounsbery • 2 weeks ago She looks like an american girl doll that was put in the microwave on the beverage setting 凸 20

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Text - Ur trash 14 -0 13 Minutes Ago i hope you wake up at 3am while your sleep paralysis demon terrorizes you and when you finally get rid of it you try to flip your pillow to the cold side but its warm on both sides. After that, when you get up to get a drink of cold water, the water is warm and when you try to go back to bed you stub your toe as hard as you can on your bedframe while internally scream in pain as you cant wake up your parents because if you do then theyll beat your ass so hard

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T-shirt - FILTHY HADES Ryan-Lee Stewart • há 6 meses (editado) You look like the two guys from 21 jump street mixed into one

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Screenshot - 9:06 令3G | 32% Wend HOTTOPICS Wendy Comments 11K 三 X Pantheraleo • 4 days ago Wendy Williams looks like ET wearing a wig. Good luck trying to unsee that now. It 4 ...

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Text - • 3 months ago My boi has the emotional range of a plastic spork in his voice. 6K A 16 16 REPLIES

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Microphone - triplej Music JJJ 34 videos Comments 108 The keyboardist looks like the final boss in a farming game.

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Petty Yet Effective Power Moves Employees Pulled Off


Never underestimate the kinds of petty lengths people will go to in the workplace environment to make their power known, or get back at a particularly insufferable coworker. This collection of petty power moves are as impressive as they are just terribly petty. 

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Text - r/AskMen u/plagueisthedumb • 5d + Join What is the most petty but effective power move you have done? Good Fucking Question A new senior supervisor started at our workplace a few months ago and I would be working under him as a particular zones supervisor. I'm 30 so l'm out of the ordinary supervisor age and looks etc normally its an old boy thats been in the industry forever. I see the new dude in the car park and go to introduce myself. He looks me in the eye as he's walking towards me

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Text - I was standing there pretty baffled about how rude he could be but then chalked it up to not realizing so after he goes into the office and comes back out I assume he has found his bearings so fast forward a minute or two and we both find ourselves at the coffee station and I go back in.. outstretched my arm and go "hey mate l'm co-" and he cuts me off. "The milks empty can you get me another." Just talks at me, time to give the boys their prestart before we get out there. About 40 of us

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Text - Darren trys to interject to correct me so I talk over him and let the boys know let's get to work so everybody left. It took him about 4 weeks to correct everyone seperatly for his real name but even now people call him Darryl. Fuck you Darryl 10 6 a 2 5 7 19.8k 1.3k 1 Share

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Text - Artifex75 • 5d 2 Awards Our assistant manager has changed the schedule several times without notice, then happily tries to get us written up for being late, not showing up. I religiously document the schedule by photographing the screen, since we can't access it at home. After having to come in to HR twice on my day off to prove the schedule had changed, I began writing her up for every single time change without notification. She is let off the hook because l'm just a peon, but she still

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Text - storming_bridgeboy • 5d When I worked at a grocery store I was in the meat dept. We closed the counter at 8 and cleaned until 9. My dept manager said if we finished cleaning early we could head out. But he was 9-5 so he wasn't around. I worked there for some years, and as the years went on one of the front end managers that did closing didn't like us leaving early. It wasn't up to them. They were not my boss. At some point they implemented a policy where we had to call the front desk and

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Text - Draconus83 • 5d I worked in a call center that had a Keycard security entry at all outside doors. My team supervisor was a tool who would penalize the smallest deviation from any rules yet he ignored them when it suited him. One day when entering I realized too late that I had forgotten my Keycard at home. A friend swiped me in. I was ripped a new one and told everyone had to swipe their own card or they weren't allowed entry. Under any circumstances. Fast forward about three weeks later.

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Text - Brother_Farside • 5d My director had minimal respect for me, but our corporate office insisted I be a part of the management team. Meetings are held at a rectangular table. knew he'd sit at the "head", so I arrived early and sat at the other "head". He had to face me during every meeting. Reply 1 2.4k ...

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Text - workingnights • 5d 1 Award Last day at a job, been at the place for 5 years. Going round, last chat with different folks in different areas. One guy who always tried to get a reaction from me, I walked up to him and said I never bothered to learn your name. Walked off happy. Reply 1.5k

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Text - fredsterchester • 5d I learned that my manager hated me and wanted to fire me but I was so good at my job and we'll liked by the rest of the company that HR wouldn't let her. I showed up on time every day and completely ignored her. would take smoke breaks and chum it up with the other department heads. When I finally got a better job and could escape her I gave her flowers. She was such a toxic bully Ive never encountered someone so deliberately malicious and to this day I don't know exa

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Text - ItsACaptainDan • 5d • Male I was an MA for a very wealthy, pretty arrogant doctor. They'd regularly not finish or even properly code charts, which means we don't get paid for anything we did, yet they never knew why we were losing money. They'd let the unfinished charts pile up into the hundreds and then task us with going through the notes ON OUR DAYS OFF while they sat at home, cruised on their yacht, or, my favorite, left the country entirely for a vacation. And, they were a jerk to me

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Text - Wang_Fister • 5d Lost out on a promotion to leading hand (construction) to nepotism. Nevertheless tried to give the guy some advice when seeing some rookie mistakes popping up, which he promptly pulled rank and told me to follow orders. So me and the team complied with instructions to the letter, resulting in $500k damage and the communications for a whole town cut off and the company nearly going under. Reply 2.4k ...

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Text - My old buisiness partner tried to enforce a non- compete even though I was only doing residential work with the business I started. We had previously had long email discussions and arguments where he refused to do residential work and was very clear he was only ever going to do B2B. The non-compete got thrown out 5 seconds into arbitration (sadly, I never got to use the emails I had saved). After we left the courthouse I sat in my car calling every single customer I served when we were pa

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Text - AptCasaNova • 5d • O I had a manager try to twist me into working on a day that l'd booked off for a family funeral. It was not a direct relative and I didn't bother checking the official policy about what I was entitled to, but I did mention when I booked it off that it was for a funeral. Nothing was asked about who it was or if I was ok, but I didn't offer any details. Anyway, manager fed me some crap about 'Friday not being ideal for time off' and asked if I could work anyway. I said n

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Text - shogi_x • 5d I regularly butt heads with the sales team so when I saw the sales director at the front door fumbling to get his access card out, instead of opening the door for him, I stood there and watched him struggle. It's a glass door so he could see me standing 3 feet away, enjoying my coffee. Looked him dead in the eyes and smiled. Man that felt great. Reply 1 1.2k ...

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Text - jaggerman503•5d I was recently moving out of a toxic living situation. When i sat down with my 2 roommates at the time to give them notice, i agreed to pay all bills up until 30 days from that day, as a courtesy(and to try and maintain some semblence of a friendsbip with the one i had known for 6 years. They started to nickle and dime me on everything and decided that they wouldn't give me my portion of the security deposit. So after i moved out a week later, they texted me for the rest o

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Text - MotherTreacle3 • 5d I was at a housewarming partyfor one of my best friends and his girlfriend. She had invited some of her friends that were doing basic training at the nearby military base. One of these guys took exception to me and would, throughout the evening give me a shoulder shove with a little chin-raise, like "whatchu gonna do about it, bitch?" Every time he did this I would move closer to him, each time a bit closer. eventually I had my body pressed up against his side and I nu

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Text - Abstractal_AGF • 5d I went to a smash bros tournament a few years back and during one of the sets the kid looked at me and said, "yeah l'm pretty good at this game. I won the last tournament here soooo yeah." I looked at him and went "Wow that's pretty impressive." Game starts. I fuckin BOP this kid. Don't even give him a chance. Absolutely destroyed him in front of his squad. He tries switching characters. I bury that character 6 feet deep and win the set. I get up and say, "good game."

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Text - CaptHoshito • 5d I was bartending and it was very busy, like Halloween or something. So the bar is several people deep and we don't have time to mess around. I ask a guy what he wants and he says "what's good here?" So I said "I'll come back to you" and turn to help someone else. So this guy shouts "No no no! I'll do a well whiskey and coke" so I grab it for him and say "X dollars." He asks what kind of whiskey it is, and I tell him. Then he holds out his money and when I reached for it H

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Text - Uhillbilly • 5d • Uhillbilly 55+ Refusing to let a road rager merge after they flip you off and honk several times, I was driving a tractor trailer and the guy passed me on the right and ran out of road just before a bridge abutment, started to scream and honk at me to let him back into the lane...NOPE! Reply 1 284 ...

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Text - freebog • 5d We were doing paint ball with the company for team building and I ran through the bush and came head to head with the CEO. We both shot each other at near point blank. It was close but I thought he killed me first. But I wouldn't let him have it. And he knew he couldn't pull rank and claim it because he would look like an ass. So I took it. Years later, both of us a bit drunk and I bring it up. Yeah boss, you got me fair and square but I just couldn't handle losing. He said,

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Text - Babbelisken •5d Worked with this guy that I simply could not stand, he was terrible at his work, he was a terrible person, everything about him was terrible. It was so bad that I couldn't be in the same room as him cause every word that came out of his mouth was so stupid and ignorant. He would hit on every girl in the office, fuck up every single thing he did and become very aggressive if someone tried to correct him. A few months in at work me and another guy would e-mail our boss EVERY

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Text - jezebel4prez • 5d Sitting at a bar and a stranger next to me made a comment about something that was on my phone. (It is worth noting that I used to be in a toxic relationship and he always went through my phone and looked at it without my permission which I found obnoxious.). I politely told him and informed him I didn't think it was polite to look at other people's phones without their permission and asked him please not to do it. Idk if he was drunk or an asshole but within five minute

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Text - 1 Award I work at a grocery store, and one day on my way to the back after my shift ended, a lady stopped to ask me if we had any more of these packaged doughnuts "with a better date." I said sorry, those are delivered directly to the shelf. What's there is all we have. She asked me to check in the back, so I repeated what I had just said. She then rolled her eyes and said "could you at least check?" I said okay, went to the back, left out the the back door, got in my car, and drove home.

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Ominous Signs That Mean Business


The world is big, and with it come a lot of threats. There's quickly rising water, bees, brain-eating amoebas, big holes and errant explosions to name a few. To name a few more, there are cliffs, electricity, angry biting monkeys, slippery cliffs, dangerous machinery and fires. So it makes sense we'd need a lot of spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

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Trail - DISMOUNT NOW! DO NOT RIDE OVER THE NEXT ROCK 200 FT CLIFF Riders have died here riders just like you!

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Signage - DANGER NATURAL TOXIC GAS HAZAROUS AREA ΚΕEP UT

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Motor vehicle - Please: GIANT WASP NEST! Careful !

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Tree - GEOTHERMAL POOL KEEP YOUR HEAD A ABOVE WATER PREVENT AMOEBIC MENINGITIS Jo jumping, diving, splashing or dučking

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Nature reserve - PLEASE DO NOT HIKE THROUGH HERE: YOUR TRAILBLAZING WILL CAUSE EROSION AND HURT THE WILDLIFE. ...ALSO THERE IS POISON IVY. AND ALL THE SNAKES.. PLEASE FOLLOW THE MAIN PATH AND BE A GOOD TRAIL STE Thank You! et

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Architecture - ב היא! מ וות! Danger of Death! ضغط عالي! خطر الموت

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Text - WARNING DO NOT TOUCH THE GOATS GOATS ARE COVERED IN POISON IVY OIL

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Leaf - CAUTION RIFLE RANGE NEXT 3/4 MILE

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Text - Do not die today. • Keep hikes and walks short; avoid hiking 10 am-6 pm • If your shadow is shorter than you, seek shade • Drink 1 liter of water per hour; eat salty snacks • Wear a wide-brimmed hat, sunblock, and sunglasses • Hike with a buddy; tell a friend where you are going EXPERIENCE YOUR AMERICA

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Red - Danger Leave Fossil Beds When You Hear Siren Water Subject to Sudden Rise and Violent Turbulence When Gate Opens

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Text - Warning Vultures May Cause Damage to Vehicles

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Snow - This is your decision point. Back country risks include deach.

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Air travel - DANGER Jet blast of departing and arriving aircraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme bodily harm and/or death

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Geological phenomenon - DANGERT Laass Recks CLIES MANY HAVE DIED

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Nature reserve - ΚEEP ΟUT DISABLED HUNTER AHLAD Capable Portners Inc. ANNUAL HANDICAPPED ARCHERY BOW HUNT

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Machine tool - Loosening the screw inadmissible ! mortal danger

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Sign - SUDDEN GUNFIRE

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White - AIRNING V! EXCIMER LASER WILL FIRE AT RAN DoM TIMES. BE CAREFUL.

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Nature reserve - EFOCUL PĂDURE Aprinderea focului în pădure STRICT NTERZISA! nida: H2e Jel (Legea 31 rt.. a Organizator: Partener: Finanțator: EcoAssist úps United As One

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Text - 1 = 1 070 nm - P = 500 W CLASS 1 LASER SYSTEM IEC 60825-1 (2007) ISO 11553-1 (2009) CAUTION-CLASS 4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AND INTERLOCKS DEFEATED AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION CAUTION- CLASS4 INVISIBLE LASER RADIATION WHEN OPEN AVOID EYE OR SKIN EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR SCATTERED RADIATION

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Text - DO NOT ENTER FECAL MATTER ATTENTION: Effective Fe Refrigerators will be clean from 1pm to 2 DRIPPING INTO KITCHEN AREA EVERYTHING will be the (lunch bags, containers, c NO EXCEPTIC

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Black-and-white - ROCKET TESTING AREA DO NOT PROCEED WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. EXPECT TO BE CHALLENGED

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Text - DO NOT ΡET PIGŠ MAY BITE

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Font - WARNING DESTH OVERHEAD AY AWAY OM WIRES

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Text - BEWARE OF INVISIBLE COWS MOST OF THE MAUNA KEA ACCESS ROAD BELOW HALE POHAKU IS OPEN CATTLE RANGE, AND THE COWS FREQUENTLY CROSS THE ROAD. DARK COLORED COWS ARE OFTEN INVISIBLE IN DARKNESS AND/OR FOG. USE EXTREME CAUTION AND DRIVE VERY SLOWLY IN THIS OPEN RANGE.

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