Thursday, October 1, 2020

Math Professor Fixes Projector Screen


This is the teacher that everyone wishes they had when they were in school. 

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Pennsylvania Man Films All Kinds Of Wild Life On Bridge


What we have here is more scientific evidence that nobody, nobody at all, likes to get their feet wet. 

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Tagged: nature , cool , awesome , wildlife , Video

Player Falls for The Ol' Hidden Ball Trick


Whether you watch baseball or not, it's hard not to enjoy someone bending the rules so successfully at such a high level. It looks totally stupid and unfair, but it's also kind of awesome that anyone could get away with some crap like this.

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Tagged: ball , baseball , sneaky , hidden , funny , trick

Choosing Beggar Demands Free VCR, But Only If It's New


Man oh man, these choosing beggars are relentless. It's not every day though that you see someone pop out of the blue, demanding a free VCR, but only if that VCR is new. The dude can definitely afford to lose the attitude. 

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Text - Hi all anyone have a VCR they can let me have? Mine broke and I need it to record tv CB shows to watch later. thanks. Hi! You know there's more modern Me technology you can use, right?? But I have a VCR/DVD player combo! Yours for $20 but you'd have to pick it up. Thanks but I said "let me have".. And I *will* let you have it - for $20

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Text - I meant for free. I'm 72 years old You know what? Sure, you can have it for free! ok is it new? No you can't buy new VCRS these days but it's in good condition and it has a DVD player as well

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Text - if new vcrs are no longer being made why did you want $20 from me for yours? Ummmm maybe because I have something you want! That's how business works. AND I said you could have it for free as a goodwill gesture. You can loose the attitude and im not interested if it isnt new

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Text - Oh. My. God! MY attitude?! You expected to get a brand new machine for free! And it's 'lose', not 'loose! As in "You're going to lose out on a great deal because I'm done with you and your 72 years of self- entitlement."

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Total Downsides About Being An Adult


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the various downsides of being an adult that teenagers don't realize. It's funny, when we're younger we can give ourselves over to this notion that when we grow up everything's going to be a whole lot better; but then you get there, and it's just a new world of unforeseen responsibilities. Suddenly, you find yourself craving the days of your youth when all you had to worry about was getting to bed at a reasonable time for school the next morning. If that. 

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Text - LeicaM6guy • 5h 1 Award One day your body will betray you. Reply 1 3.5k ...

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Text - ecitruoc • 5h 8 Awards A $1000 pay check isn't nearly as exciting as an adult. Reply 30.4k ...

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Text - GiraffeMother • 5h 9 Awards There's never enough time for all the things you need to do. Definitely not enough time for the things you want to do. Reply 12.4k ...

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Text - TinyBig_JarOfPickles • 5h 2 Awards The repetition makes you lose time. Having the same job, workout regimen, schedule in general makes days blend into one another

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Text - mswoodie • 5h 4 Awards When something goes wrong or something unexpected happens, there's no one else to deal with it. Plugged toilet? You gotta clear it. Car outta gas? You gotta fill it. Run out of clean undies? You gotta do laundry. From small things to massive things, there's no one to make it go away but you. Reply 1 5.0k ...

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Text - soundecember • 6h 1 Award That ordering food is actually expensive and your parents weren't lying to you. Reply 14.2k ...

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Text - HilariousDisaster • 5h 3 Awards Being lonely. Making friends as an adult is difficult, sometimes verging on impossible. You don't see people in your age group who are doing the same things you are every day anymore. Reply 7.7k ...

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Text - MG_Scott12 • 6h 4 Awards Discipline is very hard to maintain when you are lacking purpose. When you are a teenager there's so much you think you can achieve: "I'll get into that college." "I'll get that degree." "I'll land that cool job after." "I'll date that person who will fulfill me." But what happens when those things fail. And you have to readjust. And the idea of progress turns into an idea of just a sustainment? My advice to teenagers as you enter adulthood. The most important thi

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Text - MontiBurns • 5h The importance and scarcity of time. Your "you time" gets seriously reduced as you get older and your other responsibilities mount up. Tused to think that spending half an hour cleaning 3 times a week was the worst thing ever. Now I spend about an hour cleaning pretty much every day. Between work, maintaining a house, and raising kids, the amount of you time gets reduced to.minutes a day. Anything else you want to do means sacrificing sleep. The other thing is how true "ti

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Text - irishamerican • 5h 14 Awards You can do whatever you want, but most of the time you either have commitments that prevent it, or you can't afford it. Reply 28.6k ...

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Text - decalime • 5h 4 Awards It's really annoying how much time is involved with food. As a teenager you don't really have to think about food much, but as an adult you have to shop for food and prepare it. You can eat at a restaurant, but that will get old after awhile assuming you can afford frequent dining out. Reply 1 16.7k ...

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Text - MelG146 • 6h Planning dinner every damn night. Reply 969 ...

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Text - Hollowman212 • 5h 3 14 Awards You are always cleaning the kitchen Reply 26.4k ...

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Text - lightskinkanye • 6h 2 Awards You come home from work and you're tired and if you don't feel like making dinner, then you're not eating dinner. Reply 11.9k ...

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Text - Hemenucha • 6h 2 Awards For me it's watching my parents get old. As a teenager I thought they were all about keeping me restricted and controlled. Now I realize they're just two people who never had a kid before, did the best they knew how, and fucked up at times like all other humans on the planet. I never realized how much I needed them emotionally until I saw my father through his open heart surgery, and saw Parkinson's take my mother's independence. So here I am still feeling like a t

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Text - keltoy1549 · 6h You will be held accountable. No excuses, no blaming. Reply 971 ...

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Text - mejlord • 5h Dental care. It's so damn expensive if you let your teeth degrade. Please floss my dudes. Reply 430 ...

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Text - Pontus_Pilates • 6h You don't fundamentally change, you are still you, even if you are older. It's the same you, you just need to survive in the adult world. You don't gain adult powers, you just have to do adult things. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - KarmaPharmacy • 5h Life is long and complicated. You can never truly get a fresh start. Things wear you down over time. And you just get so tired. Getting excited about things is hard, and when you're an adult and you get excited about something, there's usually another adult in line that is ready to tear you down for it. Just because they're shitty and the only thing they get excited about, these days, is shitting on others. Reply 242 ...

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Text - imuncomfy5 • 5h Your "back up" is mostly gone. When you're a teen and screw up you can usually go to your parents to help you out of the hole you've put yourself in. As an adult that isn't there, whatever screw up is yours to dig yourself out of. Phone bill you can't pay? Ask mum for a loan (17 or 18) Phone bill you can't pay at 25 and it's an hour on the phone getting transferred to multiple people to ask for an extension which may be denied so instead of normal food you plan your meals

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Text - magicatom_87 • 5h Forgetting your age is a real problem. The only people who remind me how old I am are my kids, and i often have to double check. I used to ask my parents how old they were and they always "cant remember" or said "21" and it confused me. I get it now. Reply 816 ...

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Text - AmericanExpat76 • 6h 2 Awards You know all those things you thought you would do when you were out on your own? They cost money, and you have to work for it... Reply 10.6k ...

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Text - look_for_the_helpers • 5h Waking up and just aching for non discernible reason other than having slept 'a bit funny'. Oh, and the 3 day hangovers that make it barely worth drinking more than a couple glasses of wine Reply 203 ...

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Text - stupidlyugly • 5h Forty eight here Bills don't stop or go away. Ever. Work sucks. That's why they pay you to do it because nobody's doing that bullshit for free. Think of it as a means to your life and avoid it becoming your identity. The term "work life balance" is HR code for "We own you. You're at our disposal 24/7/365" Nobody owes you a damn thing and ain't nobody gonna give you nothing for free. They're much more likely to try to take what you have. If not married, we're pretty sexua

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Text - MrsTurnPage • 5h You have to pick and/or make every meal you eat for the rest of your life. It is not as flippant as you may think. Reply 1 23 ...

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Text - FormerSuggestion8 • 5h 1. Making your parents proud is important, but do not put your parents wants above your own. Going through college is important, but realizing the purpose behind going is even more important to your destiny. 2. Ahh, you're young, you have plenty of time to figure it out. No you do not, and this is bad advice teenagers are given all the time. We're told this even at 18–19 we have plenty of time to decide what we want to do. Once you graduate from high school, becomin

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Text - decidarius • 4h 2 O 3 Awards The power structures you hate as a teenager are real, and far more entrenched than you think. As an adult, challenging power and making changes in the world is revealed to be almost impossible. The best most people can hope for is to live more or less outside of the system, or else to band together and dedicate your life to change, and maybe move the needle by a tiny amount. Big changes, like the legalization of gay marriage, are the result of hundreds of thou

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Text - SmokeyFlannel • 6h 3 Awards When all the cliches that used to piss you off start making sense and meaning something, but you can't explain it to younger people because they haven't lived that life experience yet. Reply 1 4.6k ...

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Text - BigMilko • 6h Always prepare for the worst. Keep seeing more people that fought hard for their dream job. Now they're miserable. Reply 577 ...

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Text - InternetKidsAreMean • 5h Being an adult is basically being a teenager, except you're finally in charge of your own life and decisions. I hated being a child / teenager. I love being an adult. Reply 298 ...

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Text - whycantifindmyname • 5h Even though February is the shortest month, the rent is still the same Reply 674 ...

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Brain-Tyrants Who Think They're Literal Geniuses


There's nothing wrong with being smart. There's something a little wrong with thinking you're a genius just because you once sat through a Youtube doc on quantum mechanics. And there's definitely a lot wrong with being a huge ass to people who are just trying to be decent to each other online. Here we have absurd people who think they're geniuses, coming around to brag about their supposed intellect. It gets so bad it's like some think they have super powers.

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Text - Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone Imagine being a regular-ass person and thinking you know more than a scientist about what the scientist studies. 444 115 Comments • 52 Shares Like ל Comment Share I actually do, for the most part. Considering a lot of theoretical scientists search for evidence to support their theories, rather than coming to a logical conclusion from the evidence before them.

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Text - I know I'm probably violating a law but y'all have to see what I just saw on a resume Personal Information Heredity: Son of a Rhodes Scholar. IQ: 148 116 27 567 7,412

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Text - Today 21:11 anyway, u also seem like an easy going person, which i really adore so much for the self deprecating humor already haha am i being intimidating ? i tend to write high level english already upfront.but dont worry u can rest assured that i dont intens to overwhelm.i in fact trying to impress u u also hav a wide pelvis bone, which make u look fertile and procreation-ready, thus more feminine and attractive.say like a woman that deserves to grow my seeds.the real question now:will

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Text - Replying to Worst part for me: never call him "Da Vinci." It's Leonardo, or Leonardo da Vinci, but never "da Vinci" by itself and certainly never Da Vinci. 10:44 PM · 9/15/20 · Twitter Web App

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Facial hair - All replies '1 day ago I'm an extreme nihilist. I never feel 'down' because I have realized that feelings are just chemical reactions. I have learned to control and even ignore them. 11 12 ...

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Text - And I fell into calligraphy. I hyperfocused. And over the course of a year, developed my own cursive hand (going from never writing in cursive) that was a loose blend of Palmer, Spencerian, Chaucurian and 16th century Italian italics, with a lot of acender and defender flourishes. I handed in homework in 15th century German High Gothic blackletter. I did reports in 17th century italics. And my teachers went from hating me for my horrible, illegible handwriting, to loving the sudden shift

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Text - A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother I Verizon LTE 7:30 PM 30% AA Q a freudian slip Google II freudian slip All Images Videos News Марs Dictionary Search for a word O Freud-i-an slip / froideen slip/ noun an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings. Definitions from Oxford Languages Feedback Translations and more definitions Freudian slip You for real My dude It's a joke While Freud did have a lot to do about subconscious and mothers that's

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Text - Anyone think I should start a podcast to discuss literally everything pertaining to the fabric of reality, consciousness, religion, psychedelics, aliens, history, etc.? Would anyone listen I wonder?

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Text - I'm not trying to sound cocky and that I am more mature than kids my age... But I am definitely not like kids my age. I don't like cartoons, video games, wasting my time watching TV, boy bands, parties, grinding/ twerking, going to the movies, going to the pool, gossiping, etc. I'm spending my Friday night reading a Euripides play, The Bacchae (which is one of my favorite, I read it last year), and all of my friends went to go see a free viewing of Despicable Me. I have no clue what it's

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Text - 3:52 Q Search Quora ? Add Updated September 19 For those of you with an IQ in the top 0.01% (profoundly gifted) what has your educational path looked like? IQ 159 here. * Learned spontaneously to read and write in the age of 3. Learned Swedish. * Learned to swim in the age of 4. * Went to comprehensive school in the age of 7. Learned to sail in the age of 7. Learned English. * Wasted a lot of years in the comprehensive school. Nothing useful learned. * Learned to navigate in the age of 11

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Text - National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic #Sally has rapidly strengthened into a hurricane, and some additional strengthening is forecast during the next day or so. #Hurricane Warning is in effect from Morgan City, Louisiana to the Alabama/Florida border. nhc.noaa.gov/#Sally 11:41 AM - Sep 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App 102 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 144 Likes 3m Replying to @NHC_Atlantic I told yall that was gonna happen. That Cat 1 intensity forecast was dangerous to begin with. Now everyone in

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Bird - 4h.0 High tier jokes. Those with no brain can't relate. If you get this, I have high respect for you. ATTEMPTED MURDER If you get this joke I automatically have more respect for you :) 5 comments

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Text - Mpho 5h. 3 ... Everyday of my life is a testament to how exponentially cultured I am, I need people in circle who can match that or try to catch my up.

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Shady Manager Won't Train Employee On How To Comp Meals


Man oh man, for anyone that's ever worked in the industry and encountered a shady manager who insisted on being a disagreeable, genuinely unlikeable person, this story will resonate. Terry sounds like a waking nightmare of a human being. Fortunately, this employee was able to out him for all of his antics in the end. The fact that he didn't pay them for three months as well is inconceivable!

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"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers


In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

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Door - be

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Brickwork

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Signage - FOREIGN OBJECT DEBRIS FOD FROEIGN OBJECT DAMAGE

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Sign - AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE

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Countertop - In case the sink overheats or catches fire...

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Font - Ok so we use Pam to spray the waffle iron so it doesn't stick, you don't have to do it Everytime, just in the AM SPRAY FIRST Julia caught this real dumb dumb we hired from the other day...spraying the sign... and not the iron hemco She's been spraying the sign that says "spray first" and then putting a waffle cone on

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Road - STOP NEW AMSTERDAM.VODKA 93 PINTS- STPS

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Text - Пирожки в ассортименте Patty in assortment Самса Samsa Сосиска в тесте Sausage in the father-in-law Курник Patty with chicken

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Toy - Eggs Blue Raspberry Bon Bons Tutti Fruit Botte INSERT I CON TURN TWICE MAO

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Green - 3* place 5th - 8th Grade Category st

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Food - SKU MINI WAFFLE MAKER

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Bathroom

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Drink - ORIGINAL Coa

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Pink - BEAUTYSALON COMPANY SLOGAN GOES HERE

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Text - ROOM 7:00 AM TO 10:00 PM Laundry Room Closed Friday September 18th 1:00pm-3:00pm For Satanizing Get your candles and your pentagrams we are going satanizing

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Advertising - IDEA Public schosls JUST ADDED STORM 2&5h GRADE NOW ENROLLING (915)888-4300 Alrn accepting Pre-K, KINDER, 1" & 6" ideapublicschools.org/apply

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Motor vehicle - WAL MART Power Generation Rental Power 1-877-769-7669 RG-206

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