QB Pulls Off Superhuman Trick Play

Trick plays are too much fun, man. They have an uncanny knack for getting the fans fired up, and making the defense look like a bunch of mindless fools. This QB couldn't have pulled off this trick play any better. Seriously. Impressive stuff. 

School Board Earnestly Reads List of Gag Names

You'd think that anyone who has any experience with teaching wouldn't fall for a list of joke names like Eileen Dover, but here we are in 2021, watching grown adults fall for the same junk Moe Szyslak fell for decades ago. And, gotta say, it never gets old.

Waitress Reveals Her Strategy For Dealing With Entitled Customers

Look, working in the service industry is absolutely not for everyone, and unfortunately the gig can oftentimes come with having to deal with all kinds of inexcusably aggressive and entitled customers. Everyone has their breaking points, and some folks have a higher tolerance for all the nonsense than others. Clearly, this waitress was not playing around for when it came to how she decided to deal with testy customers. Folks in the comments section of her video were a bit divided over whether or not she was handling all of this in the right way. Shoutout to TikToker @kaylabaltazarfor the video

Entitled Mom Tries To Ditch Kid With Parent At Bus Stop, Gets Shut Down

As evidenced by the mom and kid's lack of respect for absolutely anyone's time or space, they went and did this to themselves. For another one about a self-involved parent who tried to pawn their spawn on someone else, here's an entitled mom who tried to get a fellow flyer to entertain her kid.

Cringeworthy Moments That Keep People Up At Night

They say that a thought can "live in someone's head rent free." These thoughts are more like horrible roommates that choose not to pay their rent, don't do their dishes and keep you up at night. We'd all rather forget about our darkest, most awkward moments of facepalming cringitude, but they will never leave us..

Girl Wins Lottery, Hides It From Friends, Chaos Ensues

It's a shame how believable this scenario is. Greed and the psychotic lust for money that can possess some people can end up igniting all kinds of emotional turmoil and hardships in otherwise peaceful lives. It sounds like this girl's decision to hide her lottery victory from her friend group ended up inspiring quite the chaotic conversation between "friends." 

Troubling, Flawed Rooms With Bad Vibes

People can live however they want. But they must also understand that if they elect to put a toilet in their kitchen, they have to deal with the fact that they're living the wrong way. Temperature controls go in the shower, toilets shouldn't go on pedestals, and holy hell should bathrooms not be fully carpeted. Here are some "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

Parenting Memes For The World's Sleep-Deprived Parents

It's a list of brutally honest parenting memes like the one we have here that could end up being just the kind of convincing certain folks need that they shouldn't give the whole having kids thing a try. Seriously, parenting can test one to the depths of their very soul like none other. Some folks are ready for it, while others would just as much love to keep rocking the whole adulting thing without the added life element of raising a kid. 

Rude Lawyer Parks In Farmer's Driveway, Farmer Plots Stinky Revenge

Some people in this world just insist on being unnecessarily rude and downright toxic to other kind individuals around them. It really sounds like this farmer wasn't the kind of dude who was actively looking for trouble. He just happened to come across a belligerent lawyer who did not enjoy the process of being told what to do. Even if what he was being told to do was completely appropriate. Well, queue up the unforgettably stinky pro revenge. Check out some more revenge drama with this pro revenge tale about a scummy collection agency that messed with a guy's credit score.

Security Measures That Make Us Feel Immeasurably Insecure

All people want is a little reassurance that their car won't get broken into, their house will stay locked, and their walls aren't easily scaleable or walk-aroundable. But when one takes a not-my-job style approach to security, one or two crucial elements get lost along the way. In the same vein, here are some safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of.

Dumb Facepalm Moments Of Sweet, Spicy Stupid

We're human, and none of us are immune to goofs and blunders, but when someone's facepalm moment is so stupid that they've become a burden to those around them, it's time to start pointing and laughing. Just like basic respect and politeness, we all owe each other just a little bit of thought, but clearly that doesn't happen all the time. For some more circumstantial dumbness, here are some awkward moments of facepalming cringitude.

Scammer Pretends To Be Neighbor In Need, Gets Time Wasted

Unfortunately, the world wouldn't seem like it's on track to run out of irritating scammers anytime soon at all. The good news however is that there are plenty of people out there that are more than ready to fight the good fight, and waste those scammers' time. Check out some more examples of incompetent scammers that were their own worst enemies over here.

Half Brothers Threaten To Sue Woman Over $16K, Costs Them $158K

There's nothing we love more than to see some folks that were acting out with all kinds of immoral behavior end up getting their righteous comeuppance. It sounds like this woman's half brothers had it coming all along. If this pro revenge story got you going check out another recent pro revenge post about this girl who got revenge on her teacher that said she'd never succeed.

Misfortune Monday: What Did We Expect?

Less-than-stellar things are bound to happen. That's just part of life. But through all the chaos and misfortune, it goes on. Toilets will flood basements with dubious water, coconuts will fall through car windows, and packages will arrive filled with bees. Let the good times roll every alternating Misfortune Monday.

Eurythmics "Sweet Dreams" Played On Appliances Is Pretty Much Spot On

Device Orchestra is a channel dedicated to making beautiful music out of everyday devices. There is some irony to making electronic music (fine, it's technically new wave) out of literal electronic devices, but that irony is lost in the fact that this actually sounds pretty good.