Friday, June 19, 2020

Devious Dudes Discover Clutch McDonald's Hack


Wonder if this still works. 

Submitted by: (via Hamburglar Bourne)

Eminem's "Without Me" Entirely In Klingon


This is what the internet is for. 

Submitted by: (via Klenginem)

Revenge Of The Week: Cruel Aunt Gets Her Just Deserts


This aunt sounds like one cruel and insufferable piece of work. Fortunately, dad was ready to take charge and be the hero that the situation called for. 

1.

Cheezburger Image 9503657216

2.

Cheezburger Image 9503657472

3.

Cheezburger Image 9503657728

4.

Cheezburger Image 9503657984

5.

Cheezburger Image 9503658240

6.

Cheezburger Image 9503658496

7.

Cheezburger Image 9503658752

8.

Cheezburger Image 9503659008

9.

Cheezburger Image 9503659264

10.

Cheezburger Image 9503659520

11.

Cheezburger Image 9503659776

Submitted by:

Man Haggles Over Dresser, Throws Bananas In The Mix


Well, that's one way to get the job done. Can't say that we saw the bananas coming, but here we are. 

1.

Furniture - 9:507 l LTE 359 views Sold Dresser w/mirror and matching night stand $160

2.

Text - 9:49 1 l LTE Kevin Benefield > Marketplace Sold Dresser w/mirror and... Change Rating 359 views Is this available? 8:19 PM Yes Kevin Would you take 100$ cash No.

3.

Text - Kevin What would be least you would take 140 Kevin I was at 100, you want 140 meet in the middle 120 I wanted 160. Lol and the atm gives out twenties. 140.

4.

Text - F Lol good one Kevin But I got 120 in my pocket Make 140 and you've got a deal. Kevin You do 120 and I'll bring it to ya tonite

5.

Text - 120 and 6 bananas. Kevin 6 bananas ? My kid likes bananas Kevin Lol chiquitas Kevin Got a deal?

6.

Text - Ok on way be there 15 20mins How far are you? Kevin Lakeland Ok it's very heavy so if you can you should bring help. Kevin Ok 9:24 PM Kevin At Walmart getting bananas

Submitted by:

Dude Opens 2 Year Old Thermos, Cursed Abomination Ensues


Some things are better left unopened and tossed altogether. You know, things like a two year old thermos. This dude learned his lesson when he assaulted his senses with what must've been a haunting mac and cheese creation. Check out some more cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen over here.

1.

Text - r/tifu + Join u/TimeLordFishBrain • 9h 1 S 1 1 TIFU by opening a 2 year old thermos M So, a couple years ago my little Sister got a new backpack, and instead of cleaning out the old one and throwing it away, she shoved it in the coat closet. Today, I had the lovely priviledge of finding it and cleaning it out

2.

Text - The first outstanding thing I found was a home packed lunch that had been left to rot in a closet for 2 years. From the looks of it, my sister had not touched the food, so it was all there, gathering immense amounts of mold and turning to mush. After throwing away 3 or 4 bags of unidentifiable fruits and vegetables, I came across the thermos. Why I didnt follow my gut instinct to throw this thing out is beyond me at this point, but I made an attempt to open it. I tried to unscrew the cap,

3.

Text - the bottle was taunting me, it had waged a war that it already knew it had won. I was pulling out every trick imaginable, running it under hot water, using a towel for better grip, tapping it against a hard surface, but the capsule remained vigilant. I finally admitted defeat and turned to get reinforcements, but this is the exact moment that it had been waiting for. After I got about 10 feet from the sink, I heard an explosion. A wave of pure nauseating, vile putridness hit my nose befor

4.

Text - attempting to suppress the gagging that ensued. I have smelt many awful things in my life, skunk, weed, rotting human feces, but none have left NEARLY as deep of a scar as what I have experienced today. The only way I can describe the smell is pure danger. My nose was screaming biohazard. I ran back to the sink to finish what I had started and dumped probably and inch or two of soap on the mac and cheese that was left rotting twice through the summer, fall, winter and spring in a pathetic

5.

Text - Iretreated from the house for a couple hours, begging that the smell had left, but the faint smell of rotten dairy still lurked in the house. I dont know how long exactly it took, but it eventually dissipated and I've been left only with the scar of my stupidity. TLDR: I opened a thermos filled with rotting mac and cheese, only to be assaulted by the worst smell I have ever experienced. EDIT: To those questioning my use of weed as a bad smell, it smells awful to me. I get that some people

Submitted by:

Things People Liked as Kids but Hate as Adults


As you age, your sense of self changes, and you realize that your personality is based mostly on commercials and the fact that you used to have more cartilage in your knees. Aging starts at your first encounter with utter BS and continues with factors you didn't anticipate about adulthood, but in the end, you're better for it.

1.

Cheezburger Image 9503605504

2.

Cheezburger Image 9503605760

3.

Cheezburger Image 9503606016

4.

Cheezburger Image 9503606272

5.

Cheezburger Image 9503606528

6.

Cheezburger Image 9503606784

7.

Cheezburger Image 9503607040

8.

Cheezburger Image 9503607296

9.

Cheezburger Image 9503607552

10.

Cheezburger Image 9503607808

11.

Cheezburger Image 9503608064

12.

Cheezburger Image 9503608320

13.

Cheezburger Image 9503608832

14.

Cheezburger Image 9503605248

15.

Cheezburger Image 9503609088

16.

Cheezburger Image 9503609344

17.

Cheezburger Image 9503609600

18.

Cheezburger Image 9503609856

19.

Cheezburger Image 9503610112

20.

Cheezburger Image 9503610368

21.

Cheezburger Image 9503610624

22.

Cheezburger Image 9503610880

23.

Cheezburger Image 9503611136

24.

Cheezburger Image 9503611392

25.

Cheezburger Image 9503611648

26.

Cheezburger Image 9503611904

Submitted by: