Thursday, March 7, 2019

15 Twitter Users Ruin 80s Movies With Words Of Creative Destruction


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Never underestimate Twitter users and their ability to absolutely ruin a movie as we knew it, by twisting it up with words of creative destruction. These 15 titles will make you cringe and chuckle at the same time. 

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Grateful Kid's Computer Saves His Life In The Most Clutch Move Of 2019


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Sometimes we've gotta mix in a genuine, uplifting WIN amidst the madness of all these fails for you guys. In this case, we're looking at a kid who managed to dodge a bullet, thanks to his sturdy computer. 

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30 Innovative And Interesting Features and Twists on Everyday Stuff


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With a little ingenuity, something really simple or previously unusable can be turned into something incredibly useful or fun. There's some interesting innovations on pizza boxes, shopping baskets and more serious things that seek to make the world a more convenient and safer place.

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Desperate Guy Devises Genius Plan To Get Himself Off of Manipulative Ex's Lease


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Exes can make life difficult. In some cases, desperate times call for desperate, meticulously timed measures. When this guy's ex-girlfriend was intent on making him pay for most of a year's worth of rent, he struck back in a way that couldn't get him away faster. 

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Humanity Going Full Cringe In 12 Soul-Crushing Images


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CAUTION: Extreme levels of cringe ahead. Yes, this particular batch of humanity getting properly weird and clueless and outright shameless, is brimming with cringe. Your soul will wince and you'll likely squirm uncomfortably in your seat, at least once looking through this list. 

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Special Kind Of Stupid IRS Scammer Gets Taken On An Emotional Rollercoaster


Sit back and watch this woman give the performance of a lifetime. Mark the Scammer doesn't even know what hit him. And you guys know how much we love when the scammer ends up being the one who gets trolled! 

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16 Things That You Should Not Mess With


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The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.

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Sad Bull Mourning The Loss Of His Big Red Ball Is All Of Us After Breaking Nice Things


The heartbreaking drama is at an all-time high, when this bull named Tex confronts why he can't have nice things. And dude, I feel you! It's hard to have nice things without failing in some capacity, and forbid, end up breaking them altogether. 

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Alex Trebek's Iconically Savage Response To Nerdcore Hip Hop Fan


In honor of Alex Trebek's heart-wrenching news about his ongoing battle with Pancreatic Cancer, we've pulled one of his most iconic, hilarious, and entertaining moments as the Jeopardy! Host, for everyone to reminisce on. We wish him nothing but strength and peace and grace in his battle. 

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17 Flirtatious and Absurd Moments From The Wacky World of Tinder


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Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.

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14 Relatable Tweets About Being Single That Will Make You Feel Very Alone


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Buckle up and ready yourself for an emotional rollercoaster, alone. These might hit too close to home, or if anything, remind you how grateful you are to be single in life. Maybe that's what you want. And if it's not, you can always give a wild thing like Tinder a go. See here for some of the fails and wins that that dating app spits out every now and again!

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Group Attempts To Cut Sick Student Out After They Do 60% Of The Work, Righteous Fail Ensues


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This is the dream scenario for any group project, when people are acting like A+ assholes. In this case, we're dealing with some foolish students who thought they could make a clean getaway with another student's hard-earned work. Queue the absolutely necessary and righteous fail/win! And if that didn't get you inspired, check out the time this student gave a Lord of the Rings inspired speech before a test, here. Cause that will NEVER get old. 

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Writer Tweets Hilarious Novelized Versions of Austin Powers Movies


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We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.

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Anti-Vaxxer Asks Stupid Question So The Comments Section Goes Full Stupid


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Ask a profoundly stupid question, and many stupid answers you shall receive. The comments section stepped up for this one! As for the anti-vaxxer who inquired about how they might set up an "outdoor bedroom." You can see yourself out, my dude. 

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Rude Dude Who Couldn't Wait For Desk Tries Again, Gets Denied Harder


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For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

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23 Mind-Blowing Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually True


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These facts are just crazy enough to make you double take and question whether they could actually be grounded in truth. But the world is brimming with madness, and shit we just don't understand, and can't explain away. Consider the following list a solid collection that speaks to that. 

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Terrifying Video Of Mike Tyson Throwing Vicious Punches Leaves Internet In Tears


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Mike Tyson just KO'ed any lingering doubts anyone might have about whether he still packs ruthless power behind his punches. My god. My screen winced in scared anticipation of what the world would look like if that left hook connected on anything. Pretty sure a concrete wall would piss itself. This all surfaces after that video we saw of Mike Tyson explaining why he doesn't work out anymore. Here's that if you need to be terrified further. 

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