Friday, June 17, 2022

Creepy Neighbors Out Themselves as Peepers When They Call the Cops on a Woman for “Indecent Exposure” While She's in Her Own Home


So it's illegal to be naked in our own home now?

Yard Work Season: Dads Kick Off This Father's Day by Showing Off Their Lawns & Mowers


The grass is always greener on the other side and that lawn is probably taken care of by a dad. 

Woman Walks Around In Underwear, Sister-In-Law Absolutely Freaks Out, Battle Lines Are Drawn


This nurse takes off her contaminated scrubs when she gets home, resulting in a regular underwear walk through the house. At the same time, her brother and his wife are staying over. Upon seeing her in her underwear, the sister-in-law straight up freaked out, saying that this counts as being basically naked. OP's claim is that it's not that big of a deal, and that they've all seen her wearing less. Plus, it's her house, and it's on them to adapt to her lifestyle, saying they could just close their eyes if they truly can't stand it.

So who's being more unreasonable? And also, was any of this necessary at all? It feels like one of those things that didn't need to be escalated on either side, and probably could have been hashed out without the dramatics. But now everyone wants to put in their two cents on the case of the mostly-but-not-totally-naked host.

Terrifically Entitled People Who Made The World An "Exciting" Place


There's a type of person who is extremely good at convincing themselves that any action they take is reasonable. A Karen will leave a one-star review for a Subway because they had the audacity to not let her in after closing time. A bad boss will scream in their employee's face for trying to take time off after they broke their ankle. These are the type of people who bounce from one interaction to the next wondering why "everyone else is so unreasonable. Now give me your dog." It's terrifically frustrating to deal with a person like this. But as a spectator? Oh baby. It's absolutely riveting seeing the gears turn in a person's head as they refuse to accept the notion that it might be irrational to try and return a Christmas tree in June because it died. That's just beautiful. 

Never change, entitled people. We wish you would, but everyone knows you won't.

Old School Runescape Memes to Fill Your Bones With Nostalgia


Every afternoon when I got home from school I'd rush through the door, scattering my things on the floor, and pound down the stairs to the basement on a beeline towards the family computer. After five minutes of the dial-up modem doing its thing and another fifteen minutes to load into the game, I had a whole new world at my fingertips. Time was of the essence as every moment I spent in Gielinor was a moment that my mother couldn't spend on the phone talking to her sisters. 

Due to the obscene loading times our prehistoric computer and early-internet dial-up provided, world-hopping wasn't an option. I was locked into whatever world I selected on the day. This meant that killing chickens and cows for their feathers and hides (big loot back in the day) had to be done on an entirely different playing session than when I went to trade them at the Varrock North Bank on World 2. 

Progress was slow and inefficient in those days, even for a game where level 92 is only half the experience you need to get to level 99. Min-maxing wasn't a phrase that had even occurred to us and even getting a full set of Rune Plate Armor was a flippin' big deal. We'd almost never venture into the Wildy with gear for fear of losing weeks worth of work. But I'll be damned if those weren't some of the best days of gaming I ever had. 

As we aged the game did too, and it became more about min-maxing experience gains, training up pures for PVP, and hoarding some actually good loot. The game entered, and then quickly passed, a golden age… With the introduction of a slew of updates that would take the game in new directions and tear the community asunder. 

Luckily, eventually, the developers came around and gave us Old School Runescape (OSRS). A classic rewind of the golden era of the game that receives active development to take it in new "What If?" directions. Alas, my main remains locked into, and untouched, in the original game. And I've yet to return to the grind of OSRS, outside of logging on every now and then to smack a couple of giants with a scimitar. 

Scroll on for a ripe selection of Runescape memes with an Old School flavor. 

 

Things That People Don't Realize Can Seriously Mess Them Up


We live in a world of many obvious hazards. No one has any questions about the dangers of things like snakes, fires, and armored bulldozers piloted by disgruntled taxpayers. But then every once in a while you hear about someone getting themselves rocked by like, a dolphin and you realize that there might be more things out there to be concerned about. And despite the fact that wild animals are dangerous, some of the most easily regrettable decisions we can make are simply habits or people we choose to be around. What's a few broken bones from a ladder fall when your life is being sucked out by your horrible family for decades and decades? It's something to think about.

Anyway, here are some things that we don't usually think of as being major hazards to our health and wellbeing, but can, in fact, seriously mess you up real bad.

HR Karen Rewrites Dress Code, Hairy Dude Maliciously Complies


The audacity to think that you can think that you have the authority and skill to rewrite an entire dress code overnight… And the incompetency of this employer to just allow that to happen. Those two things are the wood and gasoline that were necessary to start this bonfire. All that was needed now was a little spark. 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by the executor of said malicious compliance, Reddit user u/TollhouseFrank. He posted the topic to the popular sub with the title "Followed the dress code to the fullest extent."

When this HR Karen decided that she was going to rewrite the dress code. This meant that the comfortable and business casual attire that the staff used to wear was out the window. Instead, everyone was going to be forced to wear tight, uncomfortable, and scratchy professional clothing which was explicitly specified right down to the required materials. 

This wasn't going to stand with this "hefty, very hairy man" and he decided to exploit her poorly written dress code to the fullest extent.