Funniest Customer Service Memes for the Perpetually Tired Souls Who Are Handing In Their Two Week Notice

Working in customer service can be pretty soul-destroying. The customers are sour-faced and take everything personally. No, Sharon, the employees are not out to get you. The product you wanted is actually out of stock. No, they don't make the prices. Nobody is forcing you to buy anything. If you don't like something about the store or its products, deal with it. The employees have zero say in the matter and the ones who do, wear suits and not name tags – and have most likely never stepped foot in the store.

 

People who work in customer service, retail, fast food, or any other jobs for that matter, are human beings who have to put up with your hogwash for a living. So tone down the arrogant attitude, and show some respect. If you can relate to hating humanity every time you're at work, you're in the right place. Scroll down for the funniest memes that are sure to turn your frown upside down. And feel free to check out these hilarious memes that you and your coworker can laugh at, together.

30 Reptile fails for cold-blooded lizard lovers and snapping turtle stans

Turtles, crocodiles, and lizards, oh my! This collection of cold-blooded reptiles is full of mostly scaly guys who are just living their silly little reptilian lives. It's not easy for snakes who have no arms, or for alligators who can't reach because their arms are too short…but luckily we have plenty of memes about these cute little reptilians. 

Next up, click here to discover some of the worst-looking cakes you've ever set eyes on. 

Guy Discovers He Has Been Falsely Painted as a Villain in Shady Cousin’s Self-Help Book

Well, I wouldn't want to attend this family's Thanksgiving dinner. Or maybe I would just for the drama of it all. This guy learned that a childhood fight with his cousin from when they were kids had been reframed and embellished for the self-help memoir his cousin recently published.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/thatsreallyjustmean, a fitting username for someone who discovered that he was blindsided by his own cousin. Not only was he given zero warning about this story before its publication, but it should also be noted that this cousin of his is a complete phony. She has been sued for fraud as a result of her poor "life coaching" services and also spent time in jail briefly for attacking her husband. The fact that she is still trying to write self-help books goes to show how out of touch she is with, you know, reality. Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say in the comments. For more stories like this, check out this post about a mom who found her daughter's rude TikTok about her.

'I believe it came out to a little under 100k': Company cheats delivery driver out of tips, has to backpay all former employees and pay fines

There will always be employers out there who think that they can step on the little guy's toes while dipping their hand into their wallet in order to turn a profit. In reality, if you can't manage to make a business profitable in an honest way, it's probably a good sign that you shouldn't be in business at all. 

This college guy worked for a delivery company that insisted on taking a percentage of driver's tips under the guise of covering operating costs. This happened even if the employees then ended up making under the minimum wage for all of their time worked; the employees would be taken into the office and made to sign a form saying that the tips they received had pushed them over minimum wage before they would be allowed to collect their check.

This went on for some time, and the college guy managed to inform all kinds of drivers that came through the doors as to what was going on. When it came time to pull the plug, the college guy got everyone involved so that they could get to setting the matter straight...

Keep reading for this glorious tale of revenge, as posted by Redditor u/ethanralphisfat. For more, check out these new owners who laid off all their staff only to have no one reapply.

'The kitchen guys are actually chuckling while they put this thing together': Obstinate customer demands whole chicken wings in their calzone, worker complies, gets fired

There are times in life when temptation is just too great and leads us toward doing something that we probably shouldn't be doing… Take, for example, serving a customer a calzone containing entire chicken wings (bones and all) after they obstinately and repeatedly request it as a special order. 

When you've been working in the service industry, retail, or customer service for long enough, you get a growing itch to pull off something like this. With every entitled customer interaction, you can feel it intensifying, and soon you're practically begging for a chance to serve a little malicious compliance of your own. 

It stands to reason that the server should not have been fired for this, after all, they gave the customer exactly what they had requested. Not only that, they double and triple-checked with the customer before being (rudely) told not to ask again.

Keep reading for this appetizing tale of service industry MC, for more, check out this idiot boss who demanded workers kept their machines running until their shift ended, which resulted in 2000 hours of overtime. 

'Seeking hostile woman': The Craziest Dating App Bios of the Week (November 21, 2022)

These dating app profiles are anything but charming! However, you have to hand it to these folks for "going for it," so to speak. Big swings get you swipes on the apps. They just might not be in the direction you want. Keep scrolling below to have a look at the craziest dating app bios of the week. Even if they might not be your cup of tea, they are certainly memorable. For more, take a look at these top Tinder moments.