Thursday, April 9, 2020

Millionaire Totals Supercar and Tries to Drive Away


Millionaire Benjamin Chen crashed his 750,000 dollar Gemballa Mirage GT into a parked van while speeding through the empty-ish streets of Manhattan. With shocked onlookers recording the whole thing, he started her back up and tried to get away. Hopefully whoever owns that van doesn't have to pay a nickel.

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The Majestic Backward Hippo


zefrank1 gives us a wonderful nature lesson io the "stub-nosed ant-eater" along with some breathtaking footage of their vacuum feeding technique.

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European Starling Trained To Mimic Facts About Its Own Species


And thus, a Pokémon was born. Seriously, this is amazing. 

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News Caster Absolutely Nails This Hawaiian Name


Mad respect for the reporter. She must've practiced a lot. 

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Woman Learns That Steak Is Beef


So, apparently she thought that steak was horse all this time. Interesting.

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Text - Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Y'all yesterday I found out steak is beef and I'm so embarrassed to say what animal I thought steak was all this time 9:29 PM · 4/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - theBrat @illasians Replying to @allADUiswin I'm curious 9:33 PM · 4/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 4 Likes Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin · 13h Replying to @illasians Horse 20 27195 347

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Text - theBrat @illasians · 13h do you eat steak? 2775 Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin · 13h Yes girl Lmfaoo 2714 13 theBrat @illasians · 13h so you was just casually, comfortably eating horse all these years? 2 2747 105 Abena Darkoa @allADUiswin Replying to @illasians thought we all were LmfaoO 9:39 PM · 4/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Tinder Dude Only Talks In GIFs, Gets Girl's Number


These Tinder lovebirds communicated for quite some time, in only GIFs. There's a strange kind of appreciation that can arise when one observes that kind of unconventional persistence. It could be lazier than usual to only text in GIFs, or it could be surprisingly more time consuming. Either way, dude got the digits, and the two Tinderers seemed to have gotten on well with each other. Wonder what'll happen when they (potentially) transition from communicating in GIFs. 

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Facial expression - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 4/1/20 Wazzup? Yesterday 5:43 PM HEY THERE

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Facial expression - Yesterday 6:21 PM HOW YOU DOIN? Yesterday 7:15 PM PRETTY PRETTY GOOD

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Mobile phone case - Thas good WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? GOTHAM MONDAYS PO I'm doing great.

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Technology - Alright Alright Alright You're pretty cute.

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Fictional character - THANK YOU! RIGHT BACK AT YA

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Facial expression - YOUNGERTV WELL THANK YOU I'm having the time of my life! ME TOO!

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Technology - I can tell you know how to have fan TOO MUCH FUN

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Suit - what brings you here his busy day?

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Cool - My friends are really hilarious, actually, I have to tell them to caim down and cool it. How about you?

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People - All I wanted to do was just hang out with you THAT'S A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON- LET'S SEE IF IT PAYS OFF FOR HIM VADGI LMAO

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Facial expression - CHANCE EBA Maybe. Maybe notN DEMOCRATIC DEBATE NSNBC

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Product - YOU ARE COOL YOU TOO

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People - YOU'RE FUNNY, LIKE THAT. right back atcha

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Text - I be right back ll eplain latet Allrighty then!

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Product - Yesterday 8:13 PM I'M BACK BABY! WAZZUP

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Face - WORLD BEST BSS Ochink that pretty much sums it up. Noice HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

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Product - Good, YOU? I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD. Нве

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Product - That's great i like you bubly fmarealy co peris

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Facial expression - #Humble You know it

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BABY WHAT S YOUR PHONENUMBER? TOO SOON? MAAAAAAAYBE

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Technology - 6351 IT'S WORKING

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Neighbor Defeats Horrible Karen by Buying Her House


After a series of incidents, it's pretty clear that this neighbor sucks. Nothing says you've won the war with your bad neighbor quite like telling them that you're their new landlord. For another story of a bad neighbor revenge, here's one where and entitled neighbor cut down a tree that ended up costing them 700K.

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Twitter Makes Memes of News that "Nature is Healing"


In response to reports of lower pollution and animals running around towns while everyone is holed up at home, Twitter has responded to the "we are the virus" concept with some jocular memery. Lo and behold, the majestic highway shark is coming back to the interstate.

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Text - Tom @ThomasSchulz Wow... Earth is recovering - Air pollution is slowing down - Water pollution is clearing up Natural wildlife returning home Coronavirus is Earth's vaccine We're the virus 8:25 AM - Mar 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72.5K Retweets 297.2K Likes >

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