‘I Can’t Stop Rolling My Eyes’ : Best Raging LinkedIn Lunatics

LinkedIn is basically a platform where grown-ups go to brag, and it doesn't sound as stupid as those Facebook 'I am thrilled to announce that I recently graduated (with honors!) from the Elite Rainbow Unicorn Ivy League School (that celebrities keep talking about LOL). The experience was spiritually eye-opening and allowed me to demonstrate my flexibility and willingness to cover up how much my parents paid the school to accept me. I'd also like to give my best friend, the Dean's daughter, a big shoutout for her (kind of snarky) words of encouragement throughout…' posts. Except you and I both know that it kind of does. And it's extra stupid, precisely because it is disguised as 'not stupid'.

 

To be indelicately candid, I can't stand LinkedIn. Every time I scroll through it, I roll my eyes so much that at this point they're basically at the back of my head. I can see some of the pros, obviously. For example, it's a great way to expand your social network, find a job, and develop your career… yada yada. But it's also the perfect platform to brag and say stupid crap. There is absolutely no shortage of either. Sometimes, when I'm really bored and other social platforms kind of lack content, I go to Linkedin to stay entertained. Also, thank goodness Reddit exists because there is a beautiful subreddit designed specifically for this kind of BS. Scroll down and check it out!

 

P.S : Have a look at this totally unrelated but funny post about a woman who clapped back at a rude dude who thought she was just a little girl.

Server Waiting an Anniversary Dinner Catches the Man Messaging on Tinder, Cleverly Outs Him in Front of His Girlfriend

Working in the service industry has so many curves and dips, it's a chaotic job to say the least. You have Karen customers yelling at you left and right, you have inexperienced and yet entitled managers getting hired, and sometimes just the strangest things happen. For instance, you could be casually waiting on a table when all of a sudden you witness a man cheating on someone he's literally eating dinner with right that second. So what do you do?

'I walked in front of the camera': Redditor sparks online discussion with their petty tactic for dealing with influencers out in the wild

These days everyone wants to be an influencer — or thinks they already are.

'I threw her money back at her': Walmart Karen tries to barter for guy's new grill in the parking lot, won't take no for an answer

Remember that kid on the playground that would come up and take your toy just because they were envious that you had one and they didn't? Yeah, some people never mature past that point. 

These are the same people who try and confront you while you're loading your recently-acquired loot into your car at Walmart and demand that you give it to them because they need it more than you. Like the kid on the playground, they might not have even wanted it if they didn't see it in your hands, but — because you have it and they don't — they have to have it too.

To be completely honest, it's stressful enough dealing with strangers in public without them approaching you in the parking lot and making incoherent demands. Kudos to this guy for handling it well and sharing his experience online for us to enjoy.

Keep reading for the screenshots below, as shared by Reddit user NeatCartographer209 to Reddit's r/FuckYouKaren community. For more, check out this Karen, who got locked in a left-leaf battle with a maintenance guy.

'Literally saved a cow's life by ordering a McNothing': Guy orders burger with nothing on it to satisfy his hunger for silly experiments

What would happen if you tried to order a burger, but took off the lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, sauces, burger, and hamburger buns? One man decided to take one for the team (team being Twitter at large) and find out for himself what would happen. He posted about the experience to Twitter so that everyone else could also have a bite of the experiment. 

The user, Rob DenBleyker, first created a food order of a hamburger from a popular chain, and took off every single ingredient. Scroll down to check out what happened, then read through the comments with suggestions of what this Twitter user should try next! 

After that, check out these 20 Victorian era Christmas cards that have no business being as hilarious as they are. 

‘Do you know who I am? I'm rich!'...'Nobody cares.': Entitled wealthy Karen tries to skip to the front of the bagel line, entire store goes hilariously 'New Jersey' on her

Karens are already the worst to deal with, but a wealthy Karen is entitlement x1,000. The kind of tantrum-throwing that a wealthy Karen can produce can send any poor victim into the most mind-boggling frustration. However, it IS possible for justice to be served piping hot to a wealthy Karen and it's more likely to happen as a group defense. And, of course, it helps if that group is a bunch of New Jerseyans in need of bagels on a Sunday morning. 

'You're a nominee for AH of the year': Heartless Karen refuses to let husband attend his ex's funeral

It doesn't get more heartless than this. This Karen entered her current relationship with her husband knowing full well that he had a close platonic friendship with his ex-wife. He made it clear from the get-go that this friendship was non-negotiable and that it would never turn into something more than friends again. He was true to his word.

 

Karen posted this thread to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit after her husband's ex-wife died suddenly of an aneurysm. You can sense her sick and twisted relief that she's gone. You can also sense her absolute cluelessness when she heartlessly denied her husband the right to plan and attend this woman's funeral. Thankfully, this guy stood up for himself, and now I think it's pretty clear that this marriage may also implode soon.

 

Keep scrolling below to see how people called Karen out in the comments. For more, take a look at this post about an entitled neighbor Karen.