Monday, February 15, 2021

How Much Water A Second Story Holds Before Collapsing


Some inquisitive people at the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation decided to see what would happen when you just pump a hose-load of water into the second story of a home. Honestly, the house held water better than some would expect.

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Biggest Air Cannon In The World


Just imagine if they had two monster smoke rings collide. Like actually what would happen? Maybe nothing at all. That being said, this massive contraption would be way too much fun to play around with. 

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Parenting Memes for Those Who Feel the Pain


Parenting is a challenge. If you don't have a kid yourself, parents will be very willing to tell you that it's a full time job making sure they stay safe, get fed, get enough sleep and learn something every once in a while. Of course parenting is full of ungraceful moments. That's why there are parenting memes for all the exhausted adults.

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Cooking - Hey Janice, yeah can I call you back in eleven years?

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Figure skate - Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:

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Face - What you think playing in the snow with kids will be like What it actually is like

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Product - When you love your kids to the moon and back and also need a vacation from them

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Shoulder - Me at 35 Me at 25 after buckling my kid into the car seat after a quick 5 mile run

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Hair - That look your mom gives you when you embarrass her in public but she can't kill you yet

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Vertebrate - *candy wrapper makes that crinkle sound* Kids:

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Face - Me around dinnertime Me in the morning waiting for my husband after a cup of coffee to come home

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Cartoon - How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!

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Text - Me when my kid trips over the toyI asked him to pick up 100 times

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Adaptation - If you're ever wondering what it's like to be the parent of a toddler

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Hair - When you finally get a night out and you realize your entire wardrobe went out of style while you were busy raising babies

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Text - Texting another mom. I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!

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Cartoon - When you're sick as a dog but stll have to feed your kids breakfast in the morning 등

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Soldier - When the baby falls asleep on you and you try to move them to the crib

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Product - Dr: do you have kids? Me: yes, I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? Me: yes, I have 3 kids

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Purple - Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look

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Local food - Some people might feel bad for the one cow, but I would kill for that kind of alone time TERRA

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Skin - Me at age 98 fondly remembering that one time I made a meal and all three of my kids ate it

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Facial expression - WHEN THE KIDS TOOKANAP IN THE CAR AND NOW THEY'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT

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Human - When I finally get to leave the house without the kids:

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Hair - When you're on a budget so you start cutting your kid's hair

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Water - When you have to pretend you're not taking pictures just so you can get a decent picture of your kids

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Hair - When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama BEND THE KNEE

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Text - Me: I love being a mom Also me: Google how do you fake your own coma Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky

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Junk food - When my kid threatens to not talk to me for the rest of the day

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Text - How moms feel after an uninterupted shower

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Hair - Husband: how were the kids today? Me:

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Tagged: jokes , kids , parenting , Memes , lol , funny , children

Forbidden Foods To Avoid At All Costs


There are way too many things in this world that look like food, but absolutely aren't. Get someone just hungry enough, and their brain will start to play all kinds of nasty tricks on them. These forbidden foods might stir up a very confusing appetite in you. 

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Food

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Product

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Plant

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Product - Hey, does this Dr. Pepper smell funny to you? EBper. AnalaR Sodium hydrogen Sodium hydrogéno Natriumhydrogenca O Natrium hvdrogeencarbe Sodio barbonato Sodio hidrogenocarbonal Natriumvatekarbonat Pue 10247 sw Chloroform Poeste amag

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Mineral - Baby stingrays look like raviolis stuffed with tiny damned souls

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Font - DEEP FRIED DOST CHILDREN

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Text - ll Verizon LTE 6:42 AM 100% Plesiosaur Bone INCH I MADE IN CHINA A 2'1 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Message me for details $20 Listed over a week ago in Cedar Rapids, IA Send seller a message Is this available? Send

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Fried egg - I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg

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Organism - the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

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Food

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Hand

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Cup - Dr. Spooky Sloth M Drinking the forbidden tea DESICCANT @SeattleSloth_ SILICA OEL THROWAWAY "bO NOT EAT DESICEANT 2 jo nl ay >

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Mattress - Beds should look like beds. I ordered this when I was drunk because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It's not. It's a bed, not the $150 ice cream sandwich I wanted.

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Product - thinking about the airport jungle juice EMPTY ALL LIQUIDS HERE NONE ALLOWED SECITY jelBlue aing ing SAVE BOTTLES TO REFILL POST SECURITY Glass boston logan Metal No Food

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Orange juice - ACR RUSTO ZENE

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Rock - so-called "scientists" don't want you to know about the beef mines

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Advertising - The @MountainDew that came out of this dispenser tasted horrible, please remedy this 8 fue center Fol fuel center Fuel center

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Motor vehicle - When the Walmart lady asked why I needed so much antifreeze, apparently "fruit punch for the trick or treaters" was not the correct answer.

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