Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Seagull Crashes Traffic Cam And Inspires Wave Of Puns


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Yes, what exactly would a seagull's traffic report be? Are people gull-ible enough to believe that this guy could in fact be a monstrous-sized seagull? Who knows, word to big bird. 

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Emilia Clarke Dresses Up As Jon Snow And People Have Zero Idea It's Her


Emilia Clarke outfitted herself as Game of Thrones character Jon Snow, and people literally know nothing. That or they were rocking some very solid poker faces to appear like they had zero idea it was Emilia Clarke all along. I mean, come on though. 

If you're hurting for more Game of Thrones content, check out these fresh Game of Thrones memes to tie you over till the next episode drops on Sunday! 

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14 Old-Timey Sayings That Are Worth a Comeback


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There aren't many things about the past that need to come back. The Plague, as a safe example. Sometimes certain sayings are lost just because they aren't relevant to everyday life, or they refer to some person or story that isn't popular anymore. Some sayings are lost before they get to live out their full potential, and these ones look like they've still got some juice in em. Some popular sayings are total bastardizations of their original meanings, this tumblr thread explains.

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Guy Walks Down The Worst Street In Canada And Interviews People He Meets


Even the graffiti in Canada is polite! 

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21 Clever Tattoos Tattoos That Made Creative Use of Scars and Birthmarks


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Sometimes we get too caught up in all the tattoo fails to notice all the truly cool ones. These took some mark or scar and turned it into a piece of art. Under the magic hands of some skilled tattoo artist, a mark that made someone self conscious instantly became a wonderful conversation piece.

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Sex Workers Triggered By Netflix's New Show About Dominatrixes


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Netflix's show called "Bonding" is under fire from outraged sex workers on Twitter right now. The premise of the show as provided by Netflix reads, "A New York City grad student moonlighting as a dominatrix enlists her gay BFF from high school to be her assistant." The reactions that have surfaced on Twitter regarding the show are all kinds of triggered. 

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The Simpsons Mocks Upstate New York In Brutal Sinatra Parody


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The Simpsons faces some backlash for mocking Upstate New York in a rather scathing Sinatra parody. The internet felt some type of way about it, and are we really even that surprised?...

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London Marathon Runner in Big Ben Outfit Too Tall for Finish Line


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So you've just run over 26 miles dressed like a goddamn building, right? That's hard to do even if you're not dressed up like a tourist attraction. Sweat is pouring down your clocktower. You get to the finish. And you realize. You've failed to check the height requirement for the finish line. Goodbye, personal record. For more fails from the wide world of sports, here are some sports fails to make you feel alright about not being an athlete.

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Facebook Scammer Chick Absolutely Snaps On Guy


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Classic love story of scammer girl meets guy and ends up wanting to destroy him. A really heartwarming emotional rollercoaster if you ask me. If you're in the mood for more good old scammer gets trolled, check out this guy trolling a scammer till he goes absolutely buckwild.

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22 Funny and Awkward Texts from Moms That Make You Want to Move out Again


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When you grow up and realize that your parents are people too, it tends to put an extra strain on your relationship. Now, all of a sudden they need things from you, and you realize they're just as ignorant about certain things as you, possibly even dumber. Here are some people that got some occasionally honest, sometimes spicy texts from their moms. If you want to see it from the other side, here are some funny tweets about parenting.

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Game Of Thrones Fan Explains Arya's Sneaky Move At The Battle Of Winterfell


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The Game of Thrones Battle of Winterfell episode got pretty out of hand the other night. Consider yourself warned of SPOILERS before moving forwards. Alright, now that we've gotten that out of the way...

The ending of the episode was something of a whirlwind, and you might say that none of us saw it coming. Arya pulled through to put a potential ending to the show's leading icy villain. He was all smirks up till that point. But Arya Stark showed up with her game face on! If you're in the mood for more Game of Thrones content, check out these super fresh Game of Thrones memes that'll tie you over till the next episode on Sunday. 

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Dude Asks The Internet If He Can Kick His Pregnant Wife Out


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This question was bound to strike a chord. Sounds like this guy's wife fell down some kind of rage-fueled rabbit's hole amidst her pregnancy. Do you think he's in the wrong for asking this question, or is his thinking well-warranted? 

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Guy’s Bat-Infested Attic Turns Into Comedy of Errors


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Apparently getting bats out of your house isn't as simple as spraying some poison around or throwing up a bat signal. Dave Hill found out first hand that bat removal is more of an art than a science. Ever get too "behind-the-scenes" and realize that no one really knows what they're doing, like ever?

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Guy’s Bat-Infested Attic Turns Into Comedy of Errors


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Apparently getting bats out of your house isn't as simple as spraying some poison around or throwing up a bat signal. Dave Hill found out first hand that bat removal is more of an art than a science. Ever get too "behind-the-scenes" and realize that no one really knows what they're doing, like ever?

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Sonic The Hedgehog's Human Teeth Freaked The Internet Out


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The Sonic the Hedgehog trailer dropped and the world was NOT ready for the wild blue furball's set of unsettling, humanlike teeth. Look at those sick puppies. My goodness. That is enough internet for the day. If you want to watch the bizarre Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, check it out here.

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17 Good Weaknesses To Actually Mention In Job Interviews


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Okay, so we don't recommend you go trying ALL of these. Some of them are a bit questionable to say the least. But also, hey, you miss all the shots you don't take! Looking for more clutch interview knowledge to take with you on that wild job hunt? Check out these crucial red flags that you don't want to overlook at your next job interview!

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Talladega Superspeedway Thread Exposes The Cornucopia Of Crap People Leave Behind


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Keeping with tradition, The Talladega Superspeedway twitter account showed off all the stuff that was left behind after the Talladega Cup. Other then the post-apacolyptic vibe to it all, it looks like people had a pretty good time. There were chairs, tvs, and intimates of all kinds. Honestly it kind of looks like my old apartment.

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Dude Ruthlessly Trolls Live PD


This guy is a legend and the cop was absolutely ridiculous! 

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London Marathon Runner in Beg Ben Outfit Too Tall for Finish Line


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So you've just run over 26 miles dressed like a goddamn building, right? That's hard to do even if you're not dressed up like a tourist attraction. Sweat is pouring down your clocktower. You get to the finish. And you realize. You've failed to check the height requirement for the finish line. Goodbye, personal record. For more fails from the wide world of sports, here are some sports fails to make you feel alright about not being an athlete.

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Guy Gets Back At Nasty Manager With Sweet And Swift Revenge


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A satisfying and well executed revenge! This guy used a well calculated approach to combat his nasty manager's toxic behavior in the workplace.

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Contortionist's Burrito Quest Leaves 7-11 Cashier Traumatized


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Sounds like the guy found his arch nemesis after all! A truly inspiring tale about daring to be the seemingly demonic force in someone's life. 

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Train Drives Truck Driver Into Hilarious Meltdown


It seems like this guy wasn't having a great day already. The last straw occurs when he's caught in traffic waiting for a train to pass, but it ends up backing up over and over again, seemingly mocking all the traffic. As the driver realizes what's going on, he is not having it.

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Monday, April 29, 2019

Cultures Collide Over Unfair Grading Scales In Tumblr Thread About Bart Simpson's Fail


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Bart Simpson gets an F, and people have some feelings about it. Leave it to the wonderful community at Tumblr to take a thread to a place we never saw coming. 

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15 Cheaters Get Honest About Why They Didn't End Their Relationships


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Any cheater's reasoning behind why they did it is filled with all kinds of emotionally-charged hurt, confusion, anger, or just mindless stupidity. In the case of these 15 cheaters explaining why they crossed the line on their relationship, you be the judge on if what they did was understandable or outright wrong. 

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17 Awkward Times Old People Showed Their Age on Facebook


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As technology surrounds us in its cold, lifeless iron grip, more and more old people are having to come to terms with social media as a part of daily life. They have, by no means mastered it. The people over at r/oldpeoplefacebook are committed to documenting this process, as well as the foibles that come with it.

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Smooth Criminal Evades Cops With Video Game Logic


Well mission accomplished on this one!

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Guy Eats At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant And Bar In Toronto


One brave soul and the absolute worst restaurant in Toronto. Buckle up...

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19 Witty but Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct


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These jokes may be literal, obvious, and overly dad-tastic, but you can't say they're wrong. You might hate them, you might like them. Get on your boots and wade through. For more clever and stupid jokes that are also correct, check these out.

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