Friday, March 4, 2016

Before the Robots Can Take Over, They Need to Learn to Swear


Get Comfy and Let Jennifer Garner Read You 'Go the F**k to Sleep'


Warning: swearing, obviously.

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Just Ted Cruz Eating a Booger During the Debate, NBD


Fifty bucks says you feel like you need to pick/blow your nose now.

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One Woman Sings Through the Evolution of 14 Disney Princess Songs


Rich Would Never Spread Those Kind of Lies


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Tagged: twitter , triathlon

'Hookers for Hillary' Might Be More Abreast of Political Issues Than You Are


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This Alligator Just Wants Some Fast Food; Why is Everybody Screaming?


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Tagged: drive thru , Video , prank

Well, Ya Creeps, This is What Kind of Porn Your Home State Searches For


pornhub american searches map

Looking at you, Nebraska, ARkansas, Tennessee, and Vermont.

Pornhub released this map of the most searched adult entertainment terms on their website, and it seems like most of America has a thing for girl on girl. Meanwhile, the most viewed category map gets even less diverse:




Land of the free, home of the predictable faptime searches.

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Tagged: america , map , faptimes , pr0n

Watch This Dude Lie His Way Through a BBC Interview About a Wild On-Flight Fight


Darius Davies-Shojaee tricked the BBC into interviewing him live on air about a real incident that occured on a recent Ryanair flight where two dudes got into a brawl over a lady while the plane was in the air. Darius' version of events goes a little bit differently than what really happened, and includes a... helicopter of sorts.

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No One Hates Ted Cruz More Than His Old College Roommate, Hollywood Screenwriter Craig Mazin


You might recognize Craig Mazin from his screenplays. He was the writer of the Hangover sequels and the Melissa McCarthy movie Identity Thief. He's also quickly becoming known as Ted Cruz's freshman roommate from college. Mazin isn't the only person who hates Ted Cruz, there's an entire internet meme accusing Cruz of being the Zodiac killer. But one thing is certain, Craig Mazin hates him the most.

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