Friday, February 10, 2017
21-Year-Old Chick Kicked Off Spirit Airlines Flight For 'Showing Too Much Cleavage' Speaks Out
You might remember that terror of a tale we recently ran over here, involving news of a woman being kicked off her flight for showing too much cleavage. Blasphemous! Am I right? Well, we've come full circle on the matter with her latest little update about the whole unfortunate occurrence. And let me just be the first to say here, that Spirit Airlines has yet to fail us in the way of keeping their flights predictably chaotic and absurd.
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People Really Want Rosie O'Donnell to Play Steve Bannon on SNL and This Picture Is Why
Ever since we found out that President Trump, the reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, hates when the men in his administration are played by women on SNL, people have been begging for Rosie O'Donnell to play Steve Bannon — even thought that would put another hooded skeleton out of work. Playing into this hype, Rosie posted a new Twitter avatar and people are freaking out. Looks like every household will be tuned in on Saturday night, especially the White House.
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A Fresh Batch of 50 Phenomenal Memes for a Fantastic Finish to the Week
The week is winding down, so it's time for an assortment of memes to get through that last little push.
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10 of the Most Patriotic Pictures of All Time to Get Your Freedom Flag Flying High on a Fantastic Friday
America, we love you. We know you're going through some angst right now and are being a little impulsive with you're decision making, that's just the way it goes when you're in this phase of your national puberty. We know you'll make it through this stronger and wiser than ever before, if you just don't do anything that's going to cause permanent damage. You've still got the future to think about after all.
Stay sweet America, and get your freedom flag at full mast like ol' Bill with these unbelievably patriotic pictures.
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Sexy Brazilian Gameshow Contestant Ends Up Topless, Instantly Sending Blood Rushing to Funny Places
Well well, this is the best possible case scenario for a FAIL. She really flopped on this one, but fortunate for us, a couple friends came out to play in the process. If that was too ambiguous....BOOBS, guys. Does anything else in this particular outlandish situation really matter? Nah, dawg. Didn't think so. Not entirely sure what this foreign gameshow is after, but they've definitely got a lot of potential. A couple rising stars definitely caught my eye.
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King-Sized Moron Cooks Up a Whopper of a Problem After He Accidentally Admitted to Cheating on Burger King's Instagram
Men don't have a great reputation when it comes to relationships. Why are they so unfairly treated? Is it because they treat women too well? Is it because they value the commitment of relationship?
Well, it certainly isn't for their brains. Man brain don't work good.
Here's a perfect example. This dude wanted to complain about the service of his local Burger King and just had to do so in public on Burger King's Instagram. Aside from getting the satisfaction of really giving it to BK's social media manager, he also accidentally admitted to being at Burger King with a woman other than his girlfriend.
What happened next? His girlfriend saw.
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Let's Take a Collective Cringe For This Drawn-Out Handshake Between Donald Trump and Shinzo Abe That Knew No End
Some people might suggest this handshake's as long and cringe-inducing and painful to look at as Donald Trump's presidency.
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Parents Share The Things They Never Want Their Kids To Find Out About Them
I feel so violated by all this knowledge right now. This is when AskReddit hits its stride, and yes, I know some of you are likely already ferociously typing away in the comments section, lodging complaints about 'how we keep posting shit from Reddit'; but dude, the AskReddit section is a goldmine for thought-provoking discussions. We're just trying to share the conversations that struck a particular chord, and this is absolutely one of those. It's easy to forget our parents lived long and potentially booze-soaked, sex-crazed, drug-fueled lives before they settled down (stubbornly or excitedly) to raise our ungrateful, ever retaliating asses.
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Gordon Ramsay Deep Roasts Fans' Cooking On Twitter In Ruthless Yet Hilarious Fashion
These unsuspecting, freshly roasted patrons all but walked themselves up to the chopping block on this one. What'd you expect the iconic, notoriously unforgiving TV personality with a thunderous hard-on for crushing optimistic souls to do? I mean, come on now.
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Sean Spicer Did A Facebook Live Interview With Breitbart That Would Make Tim and Eric Jealous
Why is this happening and why?
Those are the questions that are probably running through your mind right now because this interview that Sean Spicer did with Brietbart is, wow, something else. It's like an episode of Between Two Ferns except only awkward and 100% sincere. It's filled with awkward silences, bad camera work, painful 20-yeard stares, and this:
If you thought that the platform for the "Alt-Right," which is just white supremacy with a haircut, Breitbart was going to be getting some sort of quality upgrade because the site's old editor Steve Bannon was in the White House, prepare to be let down.
The biggest question is, why did they let an intern interview their big get Sean Spicer?
@ashleyfeinberg These Facebook live comments are gold http://pic.twitter.com/PkyP469Ebk
— Mansur Gidfar (@MansurGidfar) February 10, 2017
Hey, I took the dead air from the beginning of Breitbart's Facebook Live interview with Sean Spicer and looped it for a full minute. Enjoy! http://pic.twitter.com/aupMelOajG
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) February 10, 2017
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Prepare to be Forever Alone Because People Are Tweeting Their First-Date Deal Breakers
What makes you tug your collar and say, "Ew, boy, gotta go" on a first date?
For me, it's when they bring up astrology and that they tell me that they're the reincarnation of the constellation Orion. Yeah, you read that right. That's never happened to me, but it could. If I ever had a date. *sigh* It, uh, hasn't been easy. ever since Sharon left.
You know what, now isn't the time because we got a bunch of funny first-date deal breakers to check out. If you want to find out about my dating life, you can email me at... oh, you don't care.
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Totally Believable Illuminati Theory Stakes Claim That Disney Cloned, Killed, And Buried the Real Miley Cyrus In a Desert
Well that explains everything! The continual public displays of lewd behavior, the shameless self-deprecation for the sole sake of furthering the thirst of the crowd...I mean, really, riiight? This is not the Hannah Montana we once equally loved and loathed. Must be a clone. Must be the Illuminati. That's just the only viable explanation at this point. To propose anything less would be an outright fail in the face of unmistakable Illuminati meddling. Oh, also. This is all absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable in the best way possible.
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Chick Wears Vibrator in Public, Goes to Starbucks, Hilariousness Ensues
I appreciate this. Seems like every day, or week, we've got a new 'girl sits on vibrator, orgasms inappropriately in questionable place with unfortunate people around' on hand. You might recall the most recent viral video of the girlfriend orgasm-ing in front of mom. Well, this chick decided to provide some sweet humorous commentary on the ridiculousness of it all. Big ups.
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Here Are 18 Senior Quotes From People Who Won at Yearbook
"What a long, strange trip it's been."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
"Zeppelin rules."
These are some common year book quotes, and sure, they're fine. But they're a little cliche, right? Don't you wish that you had thought of something more, I don't know, memorable.
These people did, and man, they absolutely crushed it. Here are 18 hilarious year book quotes that let you know who got an A at yearbook quotes.
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This Condom Maker Just Bought a Baby Food Company, So Maybe Don't Put All Your Faith In Them
Everyone knows that tobacco companies also own products that help you quit smoking. It makes sense, right? Like how Apple offers customer support. Get people on the way out.
But what doesn't make as much sense is that Durex condoms recently bought a baby food company. That should give you pause before wrapping it up with one of those. Why? Probably because a broken condom can beget a hungry baby, know what I'm saying? That's like a tobacco company buying a coffin company. It sets off alarms.
I'm not the only one to pick up on this one. Check out what people are saying about the new family.
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Chipotle is Leaving Bay Leaves in Their Food and, Apparently, People Have Never Heard of Seasoning Before
People need to start taking Home Ec again.
On Twitter, people have been finding leaves in their Chipotle, but instead of looking in their spice cabinet for an answer, they're turning to the Internet. Of course, what they're finding is a bay leaf, a common seasoning. However, it's way easier to pretend you have a problem.
It's very fun for people who have cooked a meal for themselves in their life, though. Check it out and feel superior!
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Trump Tells The Court That He'll See Them in Court and Twitter Says, "Wait, What?"
Last night, US appeals court upheld the suspension on that reality-TV gameshow's Muslim Ban because it's unconstitutional, racist, and he didn't provide sufficient evidence as to why he picked those seven nations. It was a big victory for pretty much everyone. Well, except for President Trump, who tweeted about it like a Comcast customer whose Internet is acting weird.
SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2017
Just so we're clear "See you in court" is definitely something that perfectly sane and composed people yell.
But before we get to that big showdown in court, the first of many lawsuits this administration is likely to fight, Twitter will have it's say! And they say, make fun of this man. So enjoy some of the jokes about how Trump wants to bring the court to court. It's like Inception, except real and initiated by the most powerful man in the world.
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It's Freaky Friday So Here's are 24 of Pictures Guaranteed to Make Say "What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks?"
Who doesn't like a good double-take? The type of thing that makes you turn your head, tilt your sunglasses down, and say, "uhhhh... what's going on here?" If that's your kind of thing, then this post is for you.
Here are 24 pictures that will make you do all those things, in addition to being entertained for a few minutes as you try to figure out how these pictures came to be.
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Parents Explaining Sexual Consent to Their Kids Makes For Maximum Level Cringe
Don't Know Your ABCs? Allow Sean Spicer and His Tenuous Grasp of the English Language to Help with Sean Spicer's Alternative ABCs
What did we do to deserve Sean Spicer? For Fail Blog, he has provided us with an unending stream of hilarious content as he carries forth the words of a man who is very concerned about his own bathrobe ownership.
But what's really great about Spicer is not his love of cinnamon-flavored gum or his obsession with Dippin' Dots. No, it is his inability to read a prepared statement without getting lost in a sea of letters.
With that in mind, GQ has put together a video of some of Mr. Spicer's greatest mispronounciations. Hits include:
- Fress Office
- Althewise
- Historicalhistoric
- Grobe
- Nuch
And your favorite and mine:
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Here Are 10 Things You're Doing Wrong, Dummy!
Hey, dum-dum!
Yeah, you, taking a dump the wrong way. Don't you realize that everything you know is wrong and that your whole live is a sham, like drinking from bottles, peeling bananas, and yes, taking a shit.
Get ready to feel like garbage, because this guy knows what's right because he made the video.
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Why Are Teens Still Doing the Ice and Salt Challenge? Teens, Stop Doing This.
Almost every "challenge" is dumb, but some are dumb than others.
Sure, the Mannequin Challenge was pointless and the Backpack Challenge, more so, but few rival how stupid the Ice and Salt Challenge. That's because we know exactly how stupid the Ice and Challenge ends: With second- and third-degree burns.
There has been a recent resurgence thanks to YouTuber "Ughitshayden2," who was somehow the second person to want the YouTube name "Ughitshayden." Lots of people are pretty disappointed that Hayden is doing something. Well, at least two are.
According to The Daily Dot, this whole thing is making a little bit of a comeback. "The YouTuber responsible, Ughitshayden2, is seemingly the only one trying to make the challenge trend. While a Fox affiliate claimed that the challenge 'sends teens to the hospital,' the article doesn't mention any specific and appears to be referencing the June 2013 incident."
Stop doing this, dumb teens.
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Because You Asked For it: Here are 101 Facts About GTA V
We all know what you want: Money, power, respect, and facts about Grand Theft Auto V.
Got a half hour? Then you got time for 101 facts about your favorite video game. Enjoy!
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Tagged: grand theft auto v , Grand Theft Auto
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