Thursday, August 20, 2015

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So, There's a Presidential Candidate Named "Deez Nuts" Who Has 9 Percent of the Vote in North Carolina So Far


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You know it's a crazy presidential race when Donald Trump isn't the biggest troll running for office. No, that honor goes a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson. Or, at least, that was the name his parents gave him way back when. Now, he goes by a name that's larger than life (if you consider life to be sperm cell and egg). He is the hero we need. He will bring change to the Oval Office. Well... he would if he weren't 20 years too young to run for that office.

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30 Brilliant Invention Ideas, Courtesy of Bored Elon Musk


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Elon Musk is such a genius that he thinks up world-changing inventions even during his downtime. He's like the Kanye of inventing sh*t.

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Quite Possibly the Cruelest Prank Anyone Could Pull


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Shut Up, San Francisco, No One Cares


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People Are Doing Naughty Things to Nicki Minaj's Wax Statue




Like many celebrities before her, Nicki Minaj recently had a wax statue of herself installed at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas.

But unlike other celebrities, her statue is scantily clad and on all fours. And visitors are losing their minds...

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Dance of the Day: Fake Footballer Steals the Spotlight, and Your Heart, in This Cheerleading Routine




Arena football fans might have come to cheer for the Arizona Rattlers, but they yelled the loudest for dance choreographer Oscar Hernandez.

In the middle of a halftime performance by the Rattlers' cheerleading squad the Sidewinders, the women received another player on the field who just wanted to dance.

Although he wore the uniform and sported the size of a linebacker, the 6'2", 280-pound man was actually the one who composed the dance. He proceeded to shock the audience with his stellar moves and his surprising splits.

Sporting News profiled the dancer after his YouTube success:

Hernandez is the man behind many dances you may have already seen, even if he looks like he should be running into and over people instead of telling them where to stand and step. He's been dancing since age 5, cheered and danced at Apollo High School in Glendale, Ariz., and in 2002, broke into the business as a dancer and choreographer with the Phoenix Suns. He's never played a down of football, but still gets mistaken for someone who has.

Hernandez has worked with dozens of professional teams since 2002 — the Nuggets, Warriors, Sonics, Blazers, Pistons, Cowboys, Arizona Cardinals and Lions among them. He helped choreograph the 2009 NBA All-Star Game halftime show in Phoenix.



Here's a closer view of his action:

MUST SEE: Check out this "football player" during a break in the action at an Arena League football game.MORE: http://wp.me/p5Mgbw-7Zd

Posted by NBC4 on Tuesday, August 18, 2015

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What Happens When Dads React to Their Daughters Being Catcalled?


Some guy is going to an ass whoopin'...

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A Blue Whale Interrupts This TV Presenter Moaning About Not Being Able to Spot Any Blue Whales


20 Examples of Sheltered College Freshmen You Can Expect to Deal With This Year


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August means two things starting up again: football and college. Another year, another crop of clueless freshmen who have experienced a life in the bubble of suburban comfort... and are completely clueless as a result. For some of you, these people may be your future roommates. If so, we offer our condolences. We would offer to tell you where the post-orientation ragers will be this weekend, but we... uhh.. we kinda don't know ourselves... do you know, by any chance?

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Stealing Someone's Wallet? Act Casual and Dance Away


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Embarrassment Can Be Crushing, Bro


Giving Her The "Bat Signal"


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