Thursday, December 4, 2014

Never Not Loving This

I've Got a Package For YOU, Santa!

This Guy Knows How to "Push It"... Real Good.

How Many Firecrackers Are Here? Enough to End the World, Probably.








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Dogs Love Playing Fetch, and We Love Watching Them Screw Up While Doing it

What's Worse Than a Long Flight? This Baby Joining You on a Long Flight.

The Slow Descent into Madness as a Model at Carl's Jr.

Mastered the Toilet Paper Roll and the Dishwasher? It's Time to Turn Off the Lights!








The dad who showed teens how to change the toilet paper roll and use the dishwasher (whose daughter struck back) has returned with another video.




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Mariah Carey's Awful Performance of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' Might Ruin Christmas








All I want for Christmas is to have never heard this.




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I'll Have the Garlic Naan...

This is the Man Arrested for Assaulting His Wife With a Chicken Sandwich




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From the Des Moines Register:


The man accused of throwing a McChicken sandwich at his wife reportedly broke the woman's nose during the incident, police said Thursday.



Sgt. Jason Halifax, a spokesman for the Des Moines Police department, confirmed that Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, did more damage than police initially thought after smashing a sandwich bun into his wife's face Tuesday afternoon. Halifax said charges against Hill will likely be amended to simple domestic assault causing bodily injury.



"It doesn't matter what instrument is used to commit the assault ... ," Halifax said. "Domestic abuse is a huge problem. The greater issue is this guy is getting angry over a sandwich."



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Grandma Can Lift, and She's a Total Badass About it

You're Going to do WHAT With Those Dogs?




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There's Something Incongruous About This Shirt

Way to Go, Detroit




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Yep, that headline isn't kidding.




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Bing Crosby "Sings" a Very Metal Version of Rudolph

And You Thought Single-Ply Was Uncomfortable...

Sometimes You Just Want a Robot to Pour You a Beer








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Okay, Who's the Wise Guy Who Did This Display?

Only Way to Keep it Safe




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Phrasing!




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You're Not Like the Other Smartphones




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This Kid Knows What Gifts Really Say








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Just an Unbearable Situation

Dad Jokes Eventually Become Granddad Jokes

You Have an Amazing Girlfriend!




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He Saw the Opportunity and Ran With It

Hope You Really Like Springsteen, Kid

The Canadian Version of a Bath Beer

The Wheel Never Stops Spinning

Shut it Down, We Don't Need Any Other Nativity Scenes