Wednesday, January 7, 2015

The 8:30 to Derail-Town is Coming in!

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This Beer Is Helping You Find Your Creative Zone




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Science recently confirmed what we previously had only suspected—that alcohol, in the right amount, does tend to produce the most creative thinking. Professor Jennifer Wiley and her team at the University of Illinois at Chicago pegged the ideal blood alcohol content for creativity at 0.075 percent. That level is known as the creative peak, and may well be the ideal state for problem solving, inventing and general "out of the box" thinking.



Using that data, Crispin Porter + Bogusky's Copenhagen office has come up with the perfect beer for creatives—an IPA called The Problem Solver.



There's nothing too special about the beer itself. Instead, it's the label that will help you reach the magical 0.075 percent mark—it shows you how of the much of the bottle you need to drink to get there, based on your weight.



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Just Because Your Guitar is Hot Pink and Made for a Child Doesn't Mean You Can't be TRVE CVLT








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I Guess You COULD Use it That Way...

Canada, Right Up Your Butt




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A First-Person Luge Ride in New Zealand, It's Better Than Most Roller Coasters








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Clearly a Fashion Expert

The Shimmering Distant Green Light of Embarrassment

He Wants Serious Gamer Girls Only




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An Ex-Girlfriend Got Stuck, Without Any Clothes, Down Her Old Boyfriend's Chimney




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From CBS Los Angeles:


A 35-year-old woman who tried to climb down the chimney of her estranged boyfriend's Woodcrest home early Saturday morning had to be rescued after getting stuck, according to the Riverside County Fire Department.



Homeowner Tony Hernandez said the woman, the mother of his three children, had tried around 5 a.m. to open the door of his home in the 15800 block of Rancho Viejo Drive. When she found it locked she climbed to the roof and attempted to get in through the chimney. That's when she became wedged inside the 12-by-12-inch chimney. She had apparently removed her clothes to aid her descent.



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Competition of the Day: Gaston Schools Guy in Push-Up Contest








Who would have thought that Gaston of all people would end up becoming the breakout viral star at Disney World?



Some tough guy recently decided it would be a good idea to challenge the buff "Beauty & The Beast" character to a friendly little push-up contest, but he was wrong.



Gaston may be sexist and arrogant, be he's got some pretty big muscles.



You might recognize the actor from another recent video where he goes head-to-head with a very pugnacious little girl..




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Ask and Ye Shall Receive (Ignorance)




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How This Incompetent Knife Thrower Didn't Kill His Partner is a Miracle








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What Do You Know, Science Says "Chocolate Isn't a Superfood."




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From CBC:


Scientists have zeroed in on a family of fragile molecules known as cocoa flavanols. Research suggests they can relax blood vessels, improve blood flow and, as Small found in his study, even increase activity in a part of the brain involved with age related memory loss.



But those flavanols largely disappear once the cocoa bean is heated, fermented and processed into chocolate. In other words, making chocolate destroys the very ingredient that is supposed to make it healthy.



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The Best Way to Keep a Baby's Face Warm

The Moments in 2014 That Brought Us Together








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That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker

You Can't Patch Stupid




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Dive on In!




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That is so [Pooping] Stupid

Maybe Not Something You Should Advertise on a License Plate




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At Least ONE of You Thought So...




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Meet the Drugged-Couple Who Got "Trapped"... in an Unlocked Closet




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From Arbroath:


John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet at Daytona State College on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said. After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human faeces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.



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Shooting in the New Year








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How to Look Fit This New Year

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