Friday, January 20, 2023

'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up': Dude gets pro-level revenge against an entire company just by taking an unplanned vacation


If it ain't broke, don't fix it! It's common saying that this office place has clearly never heard of. After hiring a secret employee to find the weak parts of this business, the higher-ups made a huge mistake. 

The OP shared their story to r/pettyrevenge, but in my opinion, this is definitely pro-level revenge. They had the opportunity of a lifetime to show their office place exactly how important they were. Even the strategy the OP had – take 2 weeks vacation ASAP, let the pieces fall where they may – is an exceptionally good way to demonstrate the weight they pull around the office

In the comments, people shared their own funny work revenge/bad boss stories. Sometimes higher ups just don't know how an office functions, and then their interference just makes a smoothly oiled machine start clanking and falling apart. 

Up next, get the inside scoop on people's anonymous secrets and embarrassing admissions, such as, "I bought a 5 pack of cheap Polish sausages from Sainsbury's to eat on my way home and it wasn't until I had completely finished the first one that I realized they were individually wrapped in plastic." Yikes!

Relatable Memes for Overly Enthusiastic Quitters Who Have Already Given Up On Their New Year's Resolutions


2023 has taught us that most people actually have no interest in self-improvement. In fact, if you've been guzzling disgusting green juice every morning, your muscles ache from pushups you did that one time, and you're getting really tired of dry January, you might have been a little overzealous with your New Year's Resolutions this year. Maybe it was the Christmas eggnog talking, but for some reason, in December, you thought you could change your life habits overnight just by saying that you would when the clock struck midnight. Well, if you're only three weeks into 2023 and already cancelling the gym membership you never really used, you're not alone. 

The new year doesn't actually change you as a person and who knows, maybe you didn't actually need changing after all! You're fine just the way you are– 10lbs overweight, an abrasive sassy single, a midnight snacker, and someone who talks smack on joggers in the morning. But that doesn't mean you're a quitter, you're simply accepting yourself for who you are and deciding, affirmatively, that you're not willing to go out of your way to change that. In my opinion, that's just some self love and self care.

'Go Back to School' : Man Goes Viral for Destroying Entitled TikTok Fitness Influencer In Heated Argument When She Demands He Move Benches Because He's Ruining Her Livestream


Imagine you're going about your day, taking your usual walk in a nice park near your home, when you decide to sit down on a bench to take a breath. That's still legal, right? You haven't noticed that someone is standing in front of a 'Tripod' and apparently taking a video. This person proceeds to approach you more or less immediately with an entitled attitude and an actual demand — get out of her way because she's 'filming a Livestream for her followers'. 

Truly, the crazy amount of entitled people that exist blows my mind. This man deserves a medal for the way he handled this situation. It's crazy how nowadays all these TikTok influencers think they're God's gift to the world and that they own public spaces. If anybody were to tell me to move from a public space, I'd snicker in their face. If you want to film a video without people in the shot, then don't film it in a park. Seriously, what is wrong with people? 

The world is rapidly changing, and there is nothing we can do about it. This man's behavior is a great example of how one should deal with people like this. I certainly took a note, or two. Below you'll find a few screenshots that cover the gist of it, but the full video is worth the watch. Scroll down to check it out. You can also click here for some profoundly strange pics that made me wonder… what are the odds?

‘You Messed With the Wrong Neighbor’ : HOA Penalize Man With Unfair Fines, He Plays Ultimate Long Game in Revenge, Leads to Foreclosure on Vice President's Home for Unpaid Fines Amounting to $10,000


Some housing communities have something called a homeowner association, and oftentimes, its purpose is to act as a little parasite, bugging people to no end with ridiculous notions such as 'Making sure your lawn is green enough' — in February, no less. This man was fined for exactly that, as well as for the fact that his trash cans were 1 foot away from where they were 'supposed to be', and he found it utterly ludicrous. He refused to accept this reality, so he came up with a plan. What ensued is a mix of malicious compliance and petty revenge. 

He took it upon himself to join the board with the sole purpose of revolutionalizing it to the point where people would not receive fines for things such as their flowers not fitting the neighborhood's aesthetic (Yeah… that is apparently a thing in some places. Just… wow). He succeeded far beyond his expectations and gives a detailed account of what happened below. 

Turns out the VP was quite the hypocrite, which makes this all the more infuriating. The moral of the story? Don't mess with people, because sometimes you're gonna mess with the wrong one, and make your life miserable. Scroll down to check out the crazier side of the world. If you're feeling a bit on the tired side and feel like you need a dose of dopamine to make it to and through the weekend, check out these hilarious work memes.

'Thats not fair!!! I already told her she can have them': Entitled mother insists on free products, then she really escalates her demands


Don't make promises to your kid that you can't keep! An entitled mom apparently had to figure that out as she navigated a text exchange with a stranger that quickly devolved into hilarity. As the OP explained, their dog had outgrown a couple of harnesses. They decided to just give them away to a good home, and soon they were texting with at least two people who wanted the dog products. 

However, as the OP shared, it wasn't all smooth sailing due to this entitled mom's demanding behavior. She claims to be hurt, and wants her free products to be delivered ASAP. Umm, what? In what world would that be of any benefit to the OP? 

Maybe OP would have chosen to help out this wacky mother if she'd asked just a little bit nicer. Instead, the woman just couldn't understand why this would be such an issue. Well, at least she'll know better than to make false promises to her daughter for the next time this entitled lady tries to snag a free product. 

Up next, check out this genuinely unexpected thing that one content creator has been munching on — and why the internet has been begging her to quit it. 

‘The Greedy Pigs are Stealing, and the Worst Part Is It’s Legal’ : Former Employees Reveal Shady Company Fails and Secrets


It's surprising how colossal secrets are kept for so long within companies themselves, but more so when you think about how many employees have since left said company, and kept their mouths shut. Perhaps they signed an NDA, or they're afraid that they'll be sued regardless. Maybe they don't care, or they think others won't. Either way, it is of paramount importance for the world to find out about certain (bad) things, so that individuals can work together to put a stop to them. We all play an instrumental role in change.

What I'm saying is, people have worked in some pretty shady places… myself included. Company policies often, for lack of a better word, suck. They don't serve the customer in any shape, way, or form. It can get unethical pretty fast. What you'll see time and again, is company management informing the staff how to cheat customers out of money or services they deserve. Heck, it ain't even always legal…

That's what happens when greedy, shady, inconsiderate people run the place. While scrolling through r/AskReddit I happened on a post that posed the question, 'What's a company secret you can share now that you don't work there?' — and let's say that the answers were not pretty. Below you'll find some of the funniest (and most disturbing) replies.

While we're on the topic of a lack of justice, feel free to check out these funny and dumb phrases that were overheard in courtrooms.

'Bye Felicia': Paramedic quits after discovering they are the lowest paid despite having the most experience


You'd generally expect your position on the pay scale of an organization to accurately reflect your contributions and experience in the role. Unfortunately, this usually isn't even remotely close to being the truth.

 

'EXCUSE YOU': Karen 1 hits Karen 2 with her shopping cart, Karen 2 hits her right back


Two Karens walk into a supermarket and the rest is history! The audacity of this woman to meet idiocy with idiocy and then post about it on Reddit like she's some hero… everything about this behavior makes me feel like we need a cultural reset.

 

This lady, who shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit, explained how she was "jolted forward" by a Karen and her shopping cart at the grocery store and wasn't given an apology. Sure, that's awful and wildly inconsiderate. But to think that the proper way of handling the situation is to do the same exact thing in return? Honey, you're a Karen too. Even looking at the original poster's responses in the comments section further confirms that she is, in fact, a Karen herself. Keep scrolling below to see the comments for yourself. For more anecdotes like this one, here's a story about a Karen and Kevin verbally attacking a 13-year-old.