With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.
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This might be the most important fighting instructional video on the internet. Michael Jai White teaches a true brawler Kimbo Slice (RIP) how to land the punch that nobody sees coming.
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This guy went ahead and asked the internet if he was a jerk for calling his co-worker chunky, after she repeatedly called him slim. It sounds like a case for HR, but they were nowhere to be found. So the internet's here to pass the final verdict.
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Just the idea of this is hilarious. The timing couldn't have been worse, and for that we have a glorious fail on our hands.
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An excited Elon Musk tweeted about how he's ready to occupy Mars, but the biggest problem was that what we're looking at in said tweet is actually a blood moon. I mean, that'd be dope too. But Twitter was ready to call him out for his funny little fail, and here we are.
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Dang, that is some straight up exorcism preparation.
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The following list of tweets and texting screenshots serve as a solid case for why you might want to go and get blitzed out of your mind, lost in the sauce beyond repair; OR a strong reminder in why alcohol is no friend of yours. There's one thing for sure, and that's that we are a bunch of Fail-savvy animals when someone breaks out the bottle.
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Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.
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These OCD-riddled neighbors were being toxically invasive. It sounds like they were trying to micromanage what this guy did with his property, and specifically had a serious bone to pick with him about his dog's unavoidable bathroom breaks. Long story short, they get so triggered that they threaten to hurt the dude's dog, so he retaliates by planting an army of weeds in their garden under the cover of nightfall. This is just the kind of strategic revenge that we love to see. Doesn't sound like anyone was hurt. Just a whole lot of frustration.
If you're looking for more juicy revenge drama we recommend that you check out these two fitness bullies from a spin class losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.
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So much respect to this guy's mad language skills. The smiles on their faces was everything.
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It's easy to become a doctor or a lawyer, but have you ever considered the dedication and skill it takes to hold 10 eggs in one hand? Yeah, take that, working professionals. Anyway here are people doing impressive, weird and specific things that most people would be hard pressed to find themselves doing. In a similar vein, here are times godlike people defied the odds to stick the landing.
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Nothing feels quite like pouring your blood, sweat and tears into buying a piece of junk 2005 civic just to watch some kid get a brand new BMW from Mommy and Daddy. Rich kid syndrome is real, and it's one of the most maddening things to watch from the outside. For more, here are dumbfounded people sharing their craziest encounters with rich kid syndrome.
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Former Sugar Baby Amanda Drago is not missing her sugar daddy, Brad. RIP, bro. Yes, it's all in the headline here. A seemingly fine example of humanity hitting some kind of rock bottom. Drago decides an appropriate way to mourn the loss of her sugar daddy is by roasting the shit out of him in a ruthless eulogy. Drago then proceeds to claim that the ghost of Brad came back to haunt her. Hell, maybe Brad was coming around to collect. Check out the eulogy and the video below. Brace yourself, it has a knack for hurting the soul.
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Not sure if our man A.J. Clemente was having a panic attack or something but he managed to let everyone know right into his mic. He even tried to gather himself for a moment but man did that not go well either. After this he was fired and was interviewed on Late Night television. Not sure where he is today though...
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The best part with this married couple and their unintentional experiment of watching Black Mirror -- an already bizarre show -- with the audio description on, is that they went ahead and naturally developed all kinds of wild conspiracy theories about what the deeper meaning behind the audio description on the show could be.
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We've got botched trust falls, people flying at unexpected heights and speeds, and kids doing dumb crap. Some are painful, some are just emotionally disappointing. Failure is a part of life, so get used to it. For some spicier fails, check out these utter morons who ought to have their own Darwin awards.
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If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.
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