A'Tuin is real

Use your OWN money to buy yourself what you want.

Best Boss Ever

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I work at McDonald's, and I thought you might like to see how your drinks are made in the drive thru.

When I told him he turned and ran

The moment you realize..

How to break a coconut in half with your bare hands

Love, It's a Chemical

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Disney logic

Me these past few months

Don't touch the girls

Wanna go outside?

For those of you that have just moved in with your girlfriend's.

Dream scape

Don't really know how to deal with this one

I Mean Hey, Whatever the Book Says

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My kitty with his favorite Snorlax

When I hear fat girls trying to say they're curvy.

Dads Go to War With Their Kids' Toys

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I have overweight friends that want in on my "dieting secrets" to staying slim

Me playing video games.

At that moment, I began to stutter.

One of the students just gave up today and lay down

Urinal shake...

Trouble getting out of bed in the morning?

The Trains in Mumbai Are Accidentally Giving Passengers a Free Shower

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I put my son in timeout and the bloody cat joined him

I've waited a long time for this

I mean Lego hurts but have you ever stepped on one of these?

Cat's first bike ride. Was not pleased.

Pigs are such drama queens

I guess you didn't think that one through huh?

It's not meant for everybody...

When I'm attending a summer wedding and girl mentions she is anti-vaccine while coughing very harshly

The elderly people in my municipality complained about not being able to read the parking tickets.

My first time experiencing something like that.

Zooming in or zooming out? Amazing old school camera work.

For the love of bacon

Funny how 40 yrs later, the clouds are still in the same spot

When my wife and I are having an argument, and she looks at me and she says 'You're right'

I've never admitted this to anyone before...

Scumbag iPhone Battery

Never give up on the play.

Two girls who didn't want to be named

Damn! I feel old

Robbery gone wrong