Mother of Nope

My life in a nutshell

Taped my camera under my skateboard and accidentally captured this beauty

Internal wounds may require several doses

Animation Mistake

Being introduced to a bunch of family members that all made a big deal about how handsome they think I am.

This pic just got won a prize from the Official London Eye facebook page...Cheeky lads!

Happened a few years ago. Not all bosses are a**holes.

This is what happens when I try to let out my frustration.

Jesus was with me!

When somebody says "You mean Czechoslovakia, right?" after I tell them I'm from Czech republic.

Does McDonald's sell LSD now?

90% of people don't even know what gluten is...

North Korea threatens war on US over James Franco and Seth Rogen's new Kim Jong-un assassination film.

Off to School

I still can't believe I got away with it.

It's Better That the Kids Learn What Disappointment Feels Like Early

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Behold, the TaTa Top!

The TaTa Top bills itself as "the breast bikini top ever" and can be purchased here.

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And the internet winner is ...

My cat is so...

Humans can be scary sometimes

Girlfriends be like

All nationalities have similar problems.

Get off me!

Perfect metaphor for my life.

Paris underground catacombs, unforgettable visit

Saw this shirt while shopping. Bought it.

Flying Alligator

My sister came out today and I decided to ask the question on everybody's mind

Legolize it

Watch me jump over this bench!

My Confession Bear

A friend of mine made this 1:1 prop replica Fallout 3 Laser Rifle

Actual Advice Mallards

A nice question to ask

When I'm drunk and listening to someone tell a story

The cops already came and took the first gun our upstairs neighbors had

Saw this on the way to lunch

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels"

Its all written down. No spoilers for a true fan.

This guy is getting married in 30 minutes.

Basketball Player Taunting Fans

Can you read it?

And we are confused by IKEA.

Just do...

When the music is too good!

When someone asks me about my finals!

How to shave your beard