Monday, July 6, 2020

Man Gives Bone-Jarringly Underwhelming Attempt at Canal Jump


Here we have a prime example of the importance of follow-through, and how last minute second thoughts can lead to personal ruin. If not for that hesitation stagger, maybe he could have made it.

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Tagged: FAIL , jump , canal , stupid

Jurgen Klopp Jokes About Translator's Steamy Voice


Hopefully this translator went on to take a shot at ASMR videos. Also, imagine what it's like when this dude speaks French. 

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Bridezilla Cancels Tries To Bail On Catering Day Before Wedding


This bridezilla thought she'd go and flake out on a catering company that she'd hired, the day before the wedding. Well, that sleazy move backfired for her, and she ended up having to pay 3X the amount. Not only that, but she digs the hole even deeper and tries to sue the company, only to lose due to a staggering amount of evidence that worked against her. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/madpandaswag • 3y 1 Bridezilla Catering Rage I posted this on pettyrevenge, but I think it belongs here as well. I use to manage a catering company for my boss while he was undergoing chemotherapy. This is one of my first gigs where I was in charge. The bride calls me at 1 in the afternoon the day before the wedding and decides she wanted a cheaper menu. She and her husband already paid for almost everything and it's far too late to change anything. I told her that b

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Text - demanded we either serve chicken or charge her the price of the chicken and she will not be paying for anything extra. I informed her that according to the contract she is to receive 150 steak lunches at a price of 50 per plate and it also states that she can't change the menu unless she does it at least a month before the wedding. When she hears this she flips the hell out and starts screaming at me calling me illiterate and telling me her fiance is a lawyer and they will sue me etc etc.

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Text - They end up firing me at the moment and I inform them that the cancellation fee is 90% of the cost of catering (which I was already paid for) and they start screaming at me telling me that I ain't shit and they can get anyone to cater for them and they are going to make me pay for it etc. They end up hanging up on me (thank god) and I had an inkling that I should probably keep making the food incase they call tomorrow and they want us to cater. So we finish cooking and the next day at 7am

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Text - he didn't say anything but I can feel how mad he is over the phone. After a moment of awkward silence I inform him that if he would like us to cater the event, he has to do same day catering (which is 3x the original price I charged him), he has to pay all fees in advance and the food depends on what we have available and ready and we also reserve the right to refuse service. He gets really pissed off at this point telling us this is extortion, he already paid for food so he didn't have t

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Text - As soon as we got to the venue, before I got anything out, i made the bride and groom sign the new contract and pay me completely in advance (22k) and left to deposit the money. While I was gone they harassed my caterers and threatened someone with deportation even though they were legal. He tried to sue us later and the judge heard the recorded phone calls, saw the contract and told him to pay my legal fees. I looked them up on Fb recently, apparently they are divorced now. It's only bee

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Tumblr Thread: Fastest Manmade Object Went Full Send


Tumblr did some research on the fastest manmade object. By the sound of it this manhole cover was launched into space with such monstrous force that it could've punched a hole through a planet. Maybe the aliens will touch base some day in the future, and ask us why we went and did something like that. 

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Unfortunate Fails Hatched From Moments Of Pure Bad Luck


Some days are harder than others. We're all trying to muddle through this chaotic existence without falling prey to instances of bad luck; but sometimes, the luck runs out. These unfortunate fails might make you feel better about your roughest days. 

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Chocolate brownie - 4.

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Motor vehicle - TARYE

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Lock

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Cup

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ESCUE - HEA CUE

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Chocolate cake

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Refrigerator - ADE 0E DA HEKTA acappel a aca Pulpy 0.5 HOA 47 60 P 48 60p 49 60 000 000 000 000 50 58 Pepple Pep

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Sky - DE FIAT MUTE ALL

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Building - CETT

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Room - OUARTET MONTHLY P

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Car - WE PAINT WIT PRONT

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Room - AMY

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Ungrateful Psycho Boss Gets Instant Karma


In one fell swoop of anger, this boss managed to lose his entire digital marketing department, and had no way to dig himself out. Sometimes bosses forget that their employees are human beings, who actually have the capacity to ruin their day, like this boss who tried to play an employee, or this boss who tried to play Alpha.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/beerbellybegone 4 days ago Boss: Think about whether you want to keep working here. Me: OK. I don't ocL Apologies if the English isn't perfect, it's not my native tongue. Nearly two years ago I started work at Company as their digital marketing person. After I started, it turned out that I was brought in to put out the fires left by my predecessor, the VP Marketing, who had a team of 4 plus himself, spent over $1 million in one year and brought in 5 dea

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Text - As you can well imagine, after a performance like that, I had lots of work to do, and very little to do it with. Aside from 1 or 2 paid tools, everything else was to be done using free tools only. I'm gonna do some bragging here, I beat the previous year's figures in all categories with 10% of the budget. When I started, I thought Bossman (Founder/CEO) had a really good management style, saying things like: "Your successes are yours, your mistakes are mine", and "The enemy of good is grea

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Text - Not to say everything was perfect, but things were pretty good. One of the main things that weren't perfect was that Bossman had serious anger management issues. As I said before, he left me alone but I saw him blow up at and fire other people for stupid shit. He lost it at me too once or twice, but he'd calm down after a coupla hours and things would be back to normal. If it looks like an abusive relationship, that's because looking back, that's exactly what it was. As the year came to a

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Text - The other day we had a meeting, and it turns out that two months ago I made a mistake. It wasn't a critical mistake, and it was rectified within a few hours of discovering the mistake. No harm or damage was caused whatsoever to Company, but Bossman flipping LOST IT. I mean slamming on tables, yelling for the whole office to hear, what have you. Then he said the magic words: "Pack your things up and go home. Think about whether you want to keep working here". So that's what I did, and 10 s

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Text - Here's the part where it gets beautiful: My country is very strict on employee's rights (sorry, Americans, I feel your pain). His words and behaviour are considered an improper dismissal. By law he's required to give me 30 days notice of dismissal, which he didn't. When he realized his mistake, he convened a pre-dismissal hearing, but it was already too late, he's opened himself up to a lawsuit, which I'm already talking with lawyers about. Because by law he has to give me those 30 days'

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Tagged: boss , job , revenge , quit , lol , angry , story , win

Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids


You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

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Tagged: wtf , kids , cringe , dumb , stories , awful , weird , stupid