Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Microwaved Egg Proves Why It Shan't Be Played With


We've always heard that it's a bad idea to microwave an egg, but the typical reasoning is that the egg will just get your microwave covered in egg. Here we have a microwaved egg that had a time delayed fuse and went full Voltorb only after this guy grabbed it. 

David Letterman Asks Kevin Durant Why People Call Him "KD"


What a wonderful act of trolling. Kudos to KD for managing to keep a straight face during the exchange. 

Highway Traffic Jam Inspires Dads To Launch Full On Investigation


Traffic jams are one of those events in life that can drive the most even-keeled people to the brink of rage-fueled madness. You want to tell everyone to get out of your way, but the reality is that there's really no control to be had over the situation. So, when this highway came to a full stop, these dads were inspired to launch a complete investigation. 

Funny Signs For Those Who Appreciate Jokes On A Literal Post


There's a special place in our hearts for funny signs. Maybe it's the fact that it's commendable that someone felt like their joke should be a permanent fixture. Maybe it's because it's funnier when something as "official" as a sign can also be so dumb. Whatever the reason, it's worth looking at signs that dispense jokes and wisdom.

Employee Bests Micromanaging Boss With Tactical Petty Revenge


One of the worst things to find yourself dealing with when you're just trying to smoothly navigate your day's tasks is to have a boss who insists on a managerial approach that's rooted in micromanagement. Micromanagement is the worst. It usually seems to stem from some maddening urge for the person to control all the things at once. Well, simply put, this isn't the most efficient way to get things done. It sounds like this employee was more than ready to unleash a tactical petty revenge though. Keep the revenge train rolling with this pro revenge story about a guy who secretly trained their roommate to not wake up to their morning alarms. Based off the roommate's behavior, it sounds like he had it coming. 

Inventive Failures Of The English Language


As monolingual people ourselves, we fully acknowledge that we would be even worse at translation than a lot of these attempts. Hell, we only manage to make fully coherent sentences about half the time anyway. But we also acknowledge that a jar of "herpes and spices" is pretty dang funny. Here are some more creative misuses of the English language as well as some examples of English being difficult.

Most Embarrassing Temper Tantrums People Have Witnessed From Adults


You never know if you're going to get caught up in the middle of a completely unhinged temper tantrum from an adult who seemingly momentarily devolves into a hopeless, childlike state where they've unfortunately tossed rationality out the window. Maybe these people's stories about their notable encounters with adults that had full-fledged temper tantrums will make you feel better about any cringeworthy moments that you got caught up in the vicinity of an emotional implosion. 

Incompetent Manger Insists On Doing Job Wrong, Crashes And Burns


There are mean bosses. There are stupid bosses. But some of the most frustrating bosses to work under are the bosses who don't know how to do their job. There's nothing quite like being behind schedule just because your boss is insisting that you do your job inefficiently and improperly, especially when they can't accept that the reason things are going wrong is because of their insistence. For some incredible management overreach, here's the Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job that wasn't his.

Oblivious Customer Repeatedly Asks For "Missing " USB Dongle, It's Always Been There


Tech support really has their work cut out for them. Far too many people in this mad world seemingly turn their brains off when it comes to employing minimal levels of common sense to navigate various aspects of the world of technology. In this case, we don't even know where to start. The fact that this customer repeatedly vocalized concerns over their package missing a key ingredient -- the dongle -- and never considered the possibility that an unopened package would most definitely have it.... is pretty unreal. Keep the IT content going with this collection of relatable IT memes for the technologically minded.

Things People Did Once And Will Never Do Again


There are a few reasons to do something once. Maybe it was an amazing experience. Maybe it was hard, or painful, or there was only one opportunity for you to do that thing. Or maybe it was so stupid that the consequences of your actions were just too much to bare. Life is full of opportunities, and some of those opportunities, like hiking in the jungle or frying bacon naked are things that are best only indulged in once, or not at all.

Tumblr Thread: Millennials And Boomers Clash Over Home Repairs


Sometimes the best move really is to leave the heavy lifting and meticulous repairing of various problems around the home, to the professionals. They've gone through all that training for a reason. When anyone ends up letting their pride get the best of them, completely avoidable injuries can tend to occur. On top of that, you might just end up making that problem in your home that much worse. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems to stifle the brooding darkness over here.

Guy Secretly Trains Roommate To Not Respond To Morning Alarms


There are far too many of us that have ended up having to deal with terribly frustrating roommates that can't be bothered to be considerate and generally mindful of sharing the same living space. It sounds like this dude had to deal with quite the monstrously clueless human being. The fact that his roommate wanted to have a date over for the night, while they shared the same room is just a bit of a red flag. So, when he hit his breaking point, he decided to enact a calculated revenge that involved training his roommate to not respond to his morning alarms. Pretty brilliant. Kind of twisted. For some more roommate drama, check out this pro revenge story about a roommate who thought she was sneaky, and ended up owing $400.

Woman's Estranged Brother Decides To Get Married On Her Wedding Day, She Refuses To Move Wedding


The wedding drama is endless. This time around we have quite the circus act. It sounds like this woman's estranged brother came out of the woodwork, and decided to get married on the same day that she planned to tie the knot. When she refused to change her wedding date, her family pitched a bit of a fit. So, she decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to see whether or not she was in the wrong for not changing her wedding. You might be able to imagine what people had to say about the whole thing. Check out some more wedding drama with this AskReddit thread about the worst wedding foods that people have ever seen.

People's Best Sophisticated Insults


We definitely have a deep appreciation for the rare insults here. The comments sections and social media feeds have long since hosted fine displays of banter, and people generally getting into it over the most trivial of matters. With that being said, it's always nice to see someone go above and beyond with the insults that they choose to dispense. This fun AskReddit thread has people dishing out their most polished sophisticated insults. You might end up adding some of these to your arsenal. 

Lebron James Catches Fan Calling Him Crybaby


Every now and again a fan steps up to deliver an unforgettable moment of pure and unadulterated cringe. This woman certainly delivered with some A+ trolling. Her expression really says it all.