Thursday, January 16, 2020

Obvious Stuff People Learned Way Too Recently


Obvious stuff that people realized way too late | posted by weakenedstrain 42 here song Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg never knew why Robin would lay and egg seemed so random and weird Just this winter, walking down hallway at work finally clicked into place: Robins are birds. Birds lay eggs. Yep. Sharp tack over here.

We often take the names of things, and certain processes completely for granted. We often overlook the logical process of how something came to be just because we've never had to actually think about how it got that way.. It makes us feel smart to finally figure something out, but stupid that it took that long. There are a lot of obvious things people realize way too late.

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Liars That Need To Drop The Act And Embrace The Truth


A collection of liars that got called out for being dishonest pricks on social media | my landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPONSIBILITY actually under Nyc's housing maintenance code, subchapter 2, article 4 landlord is legally obligated eradicate bedbugs

We're not sure what compels these dishonest individuals to try and pollute the world of social media with their lies. People are really good at fooling themselves into believing other people would actually buy their BS. Fortunately, there's plenty of people around that are ready to call out the BS for what it is when they see it. 

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Random Guy Tries To Bully Andy Milonakis


This guy just really wants everyone to know that he's from Cleveland, Ohio. 

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Contestant Confidently Says Popeye's Favorite Food is Chicken


There are worse ways to let down your family, but damn, getting a simple question so confidently wrong has gotta sting. Especially when she gets mocked by the host. Given that it's Family Feud Canada, she probably feels real sorry right about now.

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Brad Gets Brutally Roasted On Jeopardy


Brad was not ready for the sheer power of that brutal roast. Poor guy was left speechless. 

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Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked


A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Introverted Twitter users are banding together to share their best lot of painfully dumb questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. For people that already need time to recharge, these kinds of questions are especially excruciating. 

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A Collection Of Slightly Entertaining Tweets


A collection of funny tweets | tweet by notthenanny Current Status: Helping my kid look her Milky Way bar ate couple hours ago

These tweets won't fail to keep you entertained, while you're busy muddling through your work grind. 

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Soldier On Tinder Finds "Love" He Was Looking For


A funny Tinder conversation | Can solve Rubix cube under 12 seconds? Try 9 seconds Personal record Psh Try not solving at all

This soldier was on the hunt for some love before they get deployed. It seems like this particular match hit it off. Things went so well that they even exchanged Snapchats. Isn't that the modern day equivalent of getting down on bended knee? 

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Aquarium has Naughty and Good Penguins of the Month


Aquarium has a naughty and good penguin of the month | PENGUIN MONTH NAUGHTY BURNY Laid her egg someone else's burrow and left them DRACO Adopting an abandoned egg Wonder whose

The National Aquarium of New Zealand lets people know which of their penguins have been behaving badly with a handy naughty and good chart. While it seems cute and fun, some of the things the naughty penguins do would land a person in jail.

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Bad Roommate Moments and Stories


Stories and moments of bad roommates | glass jar surrounded by a yarn rope: ur petty af decide start labeling dirty dishes like an art exhibit roommates always leave around apartment

Having a bad roommate is one of life's great frustrations. If you've never had a roommate who steals your things, doesn't clean up after themselves and generally makes you feel like a stranger in your own home, then consider yourself lucky. Some people battle their thieving roommates with booby traps, but that's getting extreme. 

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Funny and Frustrating Next Door Moments from Neighbors


Funny and frustrating moments from neighbors on community board Next Door

The idea behind a community board like Next Door is a noble one, with the goal of fostering a sense of belonging and whatever, but more often than not it just turns into a venue for people to air their fears and grievances. Also a place for old ladies to freak out about cars that drive by once at 3 pm.

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Guys With Anime Girls In Profile Pics Explain Why


A collection of AskReddit replies to various guys sharing why they have anime girls in their profile pictures | anime girls surrounded by anime men giving her roses: Dress job want, not job have

Someone on AskReddit asked for guys to explain why they set anime girls in their profile pictures. It seems like the results are a pleasant mix of dudes just trying to be creepy, and others just trying to show off their passion for anime. 

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Awkward Moments People had with Celebrities


Twitter stories of awkward moments people had with stars | tweet by TheChangeU12C few years ago there period about 2 months where randomly ran into Whoopi Goldberg 3 different times various parts NYC first time she smiled at 2nd time she looked slightly confused 3rd time she looked slightly alarmed

Seeing a star in person can have the effect of making you the stupidest person on the planet. Like, what do you say to a movie star if you're awkwardly blocking their way on an airplane? Seeing someone in person that you've seen in a movie, even someone you may not even particularly like, creates a scenario that most people just don't know how to deal with.

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Twitter Users Do Their Best To Make Songs Annoying


A collection of Twitter replies to people making songs annoying | Robyn spelled with y robyndwoskin Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma! Mammas Don't Let Babies Grow Up Be Cowboys MakeASongAnnoying

Twitter users are trying their very best to make songs as annoying as possible. The process that goes into making a song excruciatingly annoying is far easier than you might think. Maybe some artists out there are actually just trolling the rest of the world with the most annoying songs they can make. 

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Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken


Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

This parent had a rough night of sleep, and proceeded to fall into such a mental fog that they forgot what day it was, and literally forget that their kid was at school. The pure panic that they must've endured upon waking up from that deep slumber, and assuming that their kid had been taken must've been the stuff of nightmares. 

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