Sunday, November 3, 2019

Guy Dodges A Bullet While Date Texts Him Paragraphs


Crazy woman texts a guy paragraph after paragraph while he's in a meeting.

There is a lot going on here. The internet is absolutely bursting with so called "nice guys" freaking out at alarmed women that it's a little more rare to see the guy having to escape from dangerous dates. Seriously, there are a lot of disastrous dates with nice guys.

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Tagged: scary , wtf , creepy , texts , nice guys , weird , dating

Quilting Community Accomplishes Wholesome Victory


Quilting community comes together to help finish a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project.

Humans are actually pretty amazing sometimes. When this woman discovered a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project (which was a massive undertaking by the way), she fell on the help of many strangers to finish the damn thing. Faith in humanity temporarily restored. 

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Tagged: wholesome , twitter

Boss Doesn't Allow Sick Days, Employee Stands Up To Him And Ruins His Christmas


Bike shop employee ruins his boss's Christmas by standing up to him and taking sick days

As the saying goes, people don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses. Sometimes bosses lose sight of exactly how they should value their employees and end up in a nightmare that they've brought upon themselves. For another good one, check out this incompetent owner who didn't realize who he was firing.

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Tagged: boss , FAIL , job , sick day , work , story , sick , funny , win

The Weirdest Things Laser Tag Employees and Patrons Saw in the Arena


Askreddit stories of weird things employees and people saw at laser tag.

Laser tag isn't something adults tend to think about too much anymore, but for a few years there, it was probably the coolest thing you could do. It was like a real life video game in a dark room covered in neon foam and fog. And they always had that weird smell. It seems like it sucks working at a laser tag place, so if you have a similar job, here are some work memes to help get through the grind. People who work at escape rooms also have to deal with weird stuff.

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Various Attempts That Fell Into A Heap of Failure


Attempts that resulted in funny fails.

Life is just a series of attempts. Most of us are okay at the things that we try, but failure will always be lurking around the corner. Sometimes you're trying to make a point online, photoshop an advertisement together, or just paint a ceiling. It's not uncommon for these attempts to fail to work out. Every attempt on the road of life can take a left turn into failure.

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Tagged: FAILS , images , FAIL , errors , lol , dumb , mistake , funny , stupid

Comedy Gems From Tumblr


A collection of funny thoughts and images from people at Tumblr.

We're back at it again with some fresh and hilarious funnies from the wonderful minds at Tumblr.You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down some strange and obsessive Tumblr rabbit's hole. 

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The Masterful Photoshop Skills Of James Fridman


A collection of photoshop trolling gems from the legend, James Fridman.

We're big fans of the work from masterful photoshop trolling legend, James Fridman. He makes art out of people's photoshop requests. Ask and you shall receive impeccable acts of trolling from, James Fridman. We'll never get enough of these! 

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Guy Gets Back At Entitled Driver With A Muddy Car Wash


Guy takes revenge on an entitled driver by giving them a muddy car wash.

When this jerk driver in a white Mercedes started acting up with all kinds of impatient honking, the other guy decided to take his sweet revenge. And revenge looks a lot like the muddy car wash that no car would ever ask for. Sounds like the revenge went as planned, and after coating the car in mud, he was on his way with what we can only imagine was a wide-eyed grin on his face. 

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Self-Important Boss Gets Fired For Committing Fraud


A self-important boss gets fired after committing fraud against his company.

Sounds like this self-important boss had it coming to him. And to hear that he ultimately went on to work at a Domino's, where the company's employees proceeded to order "Meat Feast" pizzas with the extra meat on them, just to mess with him, is a beautiful fairytale ending. 

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Twitter Users Share The Worst Dates They've Been On


A collection of Twitter users share the worst dates they've been on.

Twitter users are sharing the worst dates they've ever been on, and the resulting insights might make some people never want to risk going on a date again. Going on any date is really taking a leap of faith. And if things fall short and you end up sitting across the table from someone you'd just as much like to never see again, you've just gotta make it out alive and live to write about it on Twitter. 

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Rare Moments and Unlikely Events That Go Against The Odds


Rare moments and things that are unlikely to happen.

These unlikely moments vary in their likelihood as well as their severity. Sure, a guy amazingly surviving an explosion and a picture of four dogs all taking a dump at the same time are on different levels completely, but you can't say they're not both rare. There's just something so cool-feeling about unlikely moments that go against all odds.

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Video Of Dinosaurs Crossing The Street Is Halloween At Its Finest


A viral video of people in dinosaur costumes crossing the street is the best part about Halloween.

This ridiculous video of dinosaurs crossing the street in NYC and causing a general ruckus is going viral. There's just something so wonderful about these beasts roaming the street. They look absurd and hilariously out of place, and we are all for it. 

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The Dumbest App/Program Ideas Ever Proposed


Developers share the dumbest app and program ideas they've ever had proposed to them.

Someone on AskReddit asked for app developers/programmers to share the dumbest ideas they'd ever had proposed to them. No doubt, a lot of these must've seen like "the next best thing" at the time. The real question is what kinds of substances were involved in the creation of these ideas. 

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People Share The Crazy Ways They Got Their Scars


People share how they got scars.

There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.

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Tagged: crazy , bad , wtf , FAIL , painful , stories , funny , injuries , scars

Old Landlord Refuses To Do Repairs, Ends Up Going Bankrupt


Old landlord refuses to do repairs and ends up going bankrupt after being reported.

This old landlord refused to play nice and make some repairs for a tenant. They proceed to get reported to the environmental health team, have to sell all their equity, and eventually declare themselves bankrupt to pay for all the fines. Ouch. Should've just done the dang repairs! 

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