Tuesday, May 26, 2015

The Yearbook Editor Is a Literalist


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Hear That, Nathans?


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This has to be fake, right? No one could be that dumb... RIGHT?

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Bill, From Accounting?


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Tagged: signs , work , funny , image , parenting

Thanks Dad!


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Perfectly Timed Photographic Evidence of Thor's Arrival


What is This Painted Sorcery?


Why Don't We Just Have Gulags for the Peanut-Averse?


Your Humility is a Lesson to Us All


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Your Humility is a Lesson to Us All


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Fail of the Day: Two Guys Have No Idea How to Play Tic-Tac-Toe at Rockets-Warriors Game


The Houston Rockets beat the Golden State Warriors in Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals Monday night, but the real excitement happened just before the 4th quarter.

Two lucky fans were chosen to play a giant game of tic-tac-toe on the court as promo for Toyota, and they failed miserably.

According to the rules, they each had to make a layup before grabbing a piece and placing it on the board.

But apparently neither of them understood how to play tic-tac-toe, as they both passed up numerous opportunities for a win while the crowd watched and cringed.

“What is going on?” says one announcer.

“Wow… that was the best tic-tac-toe ever!” says the other.

Well, that’s one way to describe it. The other is: Epic Fail.

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The Service at This Joint is Terrible


This Guy Didn't Get Final Jeopardy Right, but He's Won Our Hearts


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This Woman Knocks Out a Dude Cold After the Waiter Grabs Her Butt in a Bar


FAIL Blog does not condone violence and aggression against wait staff, unless it's on video and incredibly funny.

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This Is Your Wii U On Drugs


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Please Fasten Your Seat Belt and Pay Attention to the Mime's Safety Instructions


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Spider-Man Spider-Eats-it at a Kid's Birthday Party


If you can't stand to wait, get to around 1:00 to see the failure of spider-like agility.

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Challenge of the Day: Teens are Summoning a Mexican Demon Named ‘Charlie’


They may have moved on from controversial dresses and DIY lip enhancements, but now teenagers have a new craze to keep themselves busy: black magic.

A game similar to the Ouija Board called the “Charlie Charlie Challenge” has taken over Twitter, Instagram and Vine over the last few days, which has people using pencils to summon a Mexican demon that will answer any question you ask it.

So how does it work exactly?

First you place two pencils on top of each other in the shape of a cross creating four quadrants on a piece of paper.

Two of them are labeled “yes” and the other two are labelled “no.”



You must then recite the phrase “Charlie, Charlie, are you here,” (or “can we play”) and if the top pencil points towards “Yes” then – congratulations – you have successfully summoned a demon!

Charlie will answer any important life question you wish to ask, including which member of One Direction you’ll eventually marry.

Because apparently Mexican demons have a lot of free time on their hands.

All you have to do is change the options in the quadrants to whatever you wish to know. Just remember to say “Charlie Charlie can we stop” when you’re finished, or else you will leave a portal to Hell open inside your home.

An alternate version of the game involves two players each holding 3 pencils in the shape of a rectangle. If the pencils move up or in, it is considered a “yes” response, and if they move down or out, it’s a “no.”

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There is Nothing More Steampunk Than This Fully-Functional Gatling Gun


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That Moment When Your Bike is so Cool You Literally Set it on Fire


Skip to around 1:20 to get to the terrible burnout!

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Controversy of the Day: PacSun’s Upside Down Flag Shirt Causes Memorial Day Fury on Facebook


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A black and white American flag t-shirt spotted at a Pacific Sunwear in Alabama this weekend has a lot of people seeing red.

Rachel Zawacki-Kuss uploaded the above photo to Facebook on Saturday, with a message saying that she would never be shopping at the store again.

“Seeing the flag used that way was incredibly upsetting to me,” she wrote. “The display was in bad taste, it was disrespectful and insensitive to the sacrifices that have been made by so many service members.”

According to the U.S. Flag Code: “The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.”

It sells for $23.95 online and is actually part of a line of clothing in collaboration with the A$AP Mob, a hip hop collective from New York.

But her post still struck a chord with lots of people online considering that it was Memorial Day weekend, a holiday intended to pay tribute to fallen men and women in the armed forces.

Angry Americans are expressing their outrage by posting messages on both the PacSun Facebook page and the A$AP Mob page criticizing the group and demanding that the shirt be removed from stores.





It has since been removed from that specific store in light of the complaints, according to the NY Daily News.

Just a few weeks ago, Under Armour was involved in a similar controversy, in which the clothing company was forced to apologize for selling an Iwo Jima basketball t-shirt.

PacSun’s Twitter account has been promoting some other American Flag themed designs for Memorial Day as well, including various shirts, shoes, bathing suits and tank tops.

So if you aren’t a fan of the flag shirt, they offer plenty of other options to show off your patriotism like these two.

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In Case You Need a Mom's Night Out


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Don't forget to bring the pizza.

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We Still Have a Long Way to Go With Self-Parking Cars, if This Brutal Hit is Any Indication


WARNING: Ow ow ow ow ow ow.

According to reports, the poor guy who got in the way of this self-parking car is just fine, with only bruises to show for his troubles.

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Tagged: ouch , cars , Video

This Fresh Piece of Meat Thinks You're All a Work of Art


Watch this tasty slab swipe right.

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What's the Name of That Pizza Joint I Didn't Get Out of You Yesterday?


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The Key Here is Free Coffee


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Jedi School Isn't All Fun and Lightsabers


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Science Fact: Cars Are Born Fully Formed and Ready to Drive


Get It Together, Ashley


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