Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Gus Johnson's Call Of Insane Penn State Interception Goes Viral


Interceptions are easily one of the most exciting elements within the game of football. An interception can turn a game upside down, and send the fans into an uproar. So, when you have an iconic announcer like Gus Johnson around to highlight the moment that Penn State pulled through with exceptional defense, and an unforgettable pick, you know you're in for a good time. 

Polish Trash Cannon Is Exactly How It Sounds But Louder


It's probably dangerous to turn a garbage can into a cannon. It's probably a bad idea to fill a metal tube with explosives and hold it while setting the accelerant alight. It's probably illegal to disturb the peace with a garbage bomb. Well, one man's trash is another man's tool of war. Don't make one of these at home, especially if you're Oscar the Grouch.

Landlord Paints Over Cockroach, Roach Gets The Meme Treatment


Unfortunately, we share this planet with a whole lot of unnerving creatures that can effortlessly make our skin crawl at a moment's notice. When it comes to cockroaches, there's just something about those creepy crawlers that makes your spine tingle. Well, at least in the case of this cockroach who no longer crawls among us, Twitter felt inspired to give the cockroach the hilarious meme treatment. Suffice to say, we got some comedy gems. 

Entitled Dad Tries To Usurp Neighbor's Driveway, Gets Towed


Sure, if you're parking your car in your garage, you're technically "only using your driveway" when you're coming or going. But your goddamn driveway is pretty necessary to have when you need to get your car into your garage. This neighbor didn't didn't foresee the space issue of buying an enormous car for his kid, and tried to push that burden onto his neighbor. Here's another neighbor who lost a driveway altercationand a snooping neighbor who fell when they got hit by an opening door.

Tumblr Story: Nature Goes Beast Mode, Fights Off Alien Invasion


By nature it seems like human beings are prone toward fits of hopeless egomania, and it's dangerously easy to get caught up in the assumption that we're the most formidable foes that an alien army from the far reaches of outer space could encounter. Well, don't count out all the other terrifying, downright awesome creatures that roam this planet. This fun Tumblr story imagines what it'd be like if an alien invasion ended up being undermined by an assortment of Mother Nature's craziest creatures. For some more gold from the world of Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread that did a deep dive on the loophole in Davy Jones' curse.

The United States Football League: Or The Ultimate Crazy Rich Guy Dumpster Fire


Karen Doesn't Understand Why She Can't Buy Showpiece Or Why Work Costs Money


Karen wanted a vanity painted. Fine. Then she wanted to buy the showpiece cabinet, but she couldn't, so she got mad. Great. Then she learned that having a piece of furniture sanded, hand painted and delivered would cost a lot of money. Why would that be the case? For some more appearances of the wild Karen, here's an entitled customer who left a lying review and got pushback from the owner as well as a Karen grandma who wouldn't take an early appointment and had a meltdown.

The Stupidest Advice People Received


There is no shortage of advice in the world. There is, however, a great shortage of good advice. This results in the funny, baffling and tragic worst advice people have ever received. Probably one of the more interesting outcomes of receiving horrible advice is the realization that your parent or friend who urges you to buy a new car on a minimum wage salary might be a complete moron. When you get bad advice, you learn more about the person giving the advice that anything else. Here are some of the dumbest business ideas people have seen.

Girl Creates Fairy Garden, Woman Pretends To Be Fairy Pen Pal, Feels Trip Ensues


The world's in no short supply of sloppy failures, dangerous mishaps, and general moments where people couldn't be bothered to pull off their jobs correctly. Such is life. Chaos lurks around every corner, and life just loves to be difficult. With that being said, sometimes we need to take a healthy pause from otherwise steadily swimming through the endless stream of fails, to instead embrace a heartwarming story that's so powerful it might actually (temporarily) restore your faith in humanity. Well, this story definitely fits the bill for that. Shoutout to Twitter user @saysthefox for sharing her beautiful story with the world. 

Construction Fails That Are Stuffed With Dangerous Activity


There are countless professionals that just can't seem to be bothered to do their jobs correctly. On top of that, people can be wildly stubborn creatures that'll go to extraordinary lengths to not seek out help from the world's professionals that are indeed trained to deal with various repairs. We're just trying to figure out what on earth was the thinking process behind that urinal with the rock climbing steps. 

Wil Wheaton Look Alike Cosplay's Him At Signing Booth and Gets a Nod From the Man Himself


Everyone has their moment to shine, and if you look vaguely like Wil Wheaton then this might have been yours. Wil posted yesterday on his Facebook to share that a fan has been cosplaying him at cons this year, as the man himself has not been attending any. This hilarious scoundrel has been going with a full booth setup (complete with fake "discounted" signing fees and full display posters) and taking 'signings' as Wil.

Wil said he was "touched" by the gesture and was generally all for it. We can think of celebrities who might not have taken the imitation in such good humor, so kudos to Wil for rolling with it with such style.




 

Man Tries To Stiff IT Employee On Payment, Gets Served Mechanics Lien


Few things are lower in this life than refusing to make good on a payment for services rendered. It's a pro revenge story like the one we have here however that really warms the heart. Basically, our villain of the story ends up being served a righteous mechanics lien after refusing to make good on the payment that he owed. You really should never mess with IT. When are these people going to learn? If this revenge story got you going, check out another recent pro revenge story that we ran about a mechanic who refused to do their job, so a pro revenge ensued.

Guy Demands Girlfriend Sign Financial Agreement Before Moving In


It sounds like this guy has been put through the ringer by life. When he went to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community on whether or not he was in the wrong for demanding that his girlfriend sign a financial agreement before she moved in, they all seemed to side with him. Based off her reaction alone, there would seem to be some bright red flags waving around. 

Woman Asks If She's In The Wrong For Refusing To Sell Flat To Highest Bidder


We've come across far too many instances of greedy landlords taking advantage of well meaning tenants that are just trying to get by, and not deal with being taken advantage of. So, when we come across a story where a woman genuinely wants to do the morally righteous thing and help out a dad and his kid that just needed a break, it really melts our icy hearts. Naturally, folks in the comments section were very supportive of this woman's decision. It's nice to have those occasional moments where our faith in humanity is temporarily restored. 

Domino's Guy Makes 3 Pizzas In 39 Seconds


Some people are true masters of their craft. This guy is clearly in a league of his own when it comes to his pizza making abilities. Seriously, look at him go.