Watch the sparks fly! And then fizzle out! And then say a half-assed pun and try to leave the conversation!
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Friday, November 16, 2018
King Of The Hill's, Dale Gribble, Was Right About Computers All Along
Dale Gribble wasn't some rambling, paranoid, chain-smoking conspiracy theorist after all...dude was right all along. I believe we have another name for "The Beast." Can anyone figure it out?
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Vaping Millennial Trolls Fox News To Oblivion
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just vape extra hard in the face of daunting oppression.
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24 Bizarrely Hilarious Alternate Antiques Roadshow Captions
Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.
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Ignorant, Blatantly Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese
This customer needed a bit of a reality check. Someone's probably always listening. In this case, it's great the cashier was ready to share the fact that they did in fact speak Mandarin Chinese as well as English. Yes, it's possible to speak more than one language! Who'duh thunk it.
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25 Moronic Design Failures That Will Make Your Idiot-Senses Tingle
If you suspect you're bad at your job, let's find the people responsible for putting braille onto a bumpy background and making the most climb-able "security" gate you've ever seen. Don't worry, you're not the worst at your job.
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Man Leaves Hilariously Salty Amazon Review On The Perils Of This Trimmer And Shaver
Learn from this man's painful mistake so that you don't repeat the process....
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15 Waiters and Waitresses Share The Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Seen
Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.
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Dumbfounded Fast Food Employee's Work Story About Mayo-Obsessed Customer Is Dripping In Cringe
This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways.
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34 Humbling Times Rude People Met Instant Karma After Asking For The Manager
If you've worked in the service industry you've likely encountered that aggressively disagreeable customer who refuses to reach a solution; and ultimately asks for the manager. These are the glorious stories of the moment they realized they were already talking to the manager.
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16 DIY Cakes That Were Baked And Frosted To Absolutely Failed (Perfection)
Sometimes seemingly crystal clear instructions are followed too closely, and hilarious fails result. Thank goodness.
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